Anonymous Confessions: I had an extremely weird dream that's going to become relevant

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tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

quote:

I'll always know it's inbred

Not to get all Arkansaw here, but that isn't really very inbred. Just a touch.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2017 16:02

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 07:53

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

Oh wow muriatic acid how exotic

# ¿ Aug 11, 2017 01:44

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

sandoz posted:

budweiser and wild turkey

i call it "the american dream"

The old kickin' chicken

# ¿ Aug 15, 2017 14:27

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

SciFiDownBeat posted:

My confession is that I'm probably the youngest person in the thread.

My other confession is that most of the 30 and 40 yo's I know are dorks

You're the one posting on a dead, gay, etc

# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 14:55

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

The Mighty Moltres posted:

Wanna hear a joke?
How many teeth do you need to start a fire?
Three fewer than you'd think!

Ahahahahaha!
Laugh, or you're going to burn like a stack of bibles.

settle down, beavis

# ¿ Aug 30, 2017 20:06

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

loquacius posted:

I am slightly amused by the idea of a guy running out on his family but really wanting to take his favorite chair along with him (and nothing else just the chair)

all staying in motels until he finds a new place and taking the chair into the room with him because the lovely one at the desk just isn't good enough

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# ¿ Sep 13, 2017 16:38

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

If you watch anti-Scientology videos on the YouTube, your YouTube starts showing a lot of pro-Scientology ads, so that's fun.

# ¿ Sep 21, 2017 15:50

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

That's awfully old to be learning puppies aren't real.

# ¿ Sep 22, 2017 21:46

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

areyoucontagious posted:

Okay sure, we covered puppies, but what about candy? Is the candy real?

Search your heart

# ¿ Sep 22, 2017 23:01

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

got any sevens posted:

You know she puts out but isnt clingy

# ¿ Sep 27, 2017 19:34

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

She's the kinda girl that went on a Bruise Cruise, she probably weighs about 250 now. Still want to throw the old wife off?

# ¿ Oct 5, 2017 17:43

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

quote:

I've already gotten one poster into the spiral, and hope to have them banned by Christmas.

Now that's what I call pathetic!

# ¿ Oct 17, 2017 16:41

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

Nocheez posted:

Fahrenheit is better, 100 degrees is hot outside, 0 degrees is cold out.

To be fair that's pretty accurate in C, too

# ¿ Oct 26, 2017 17:27

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

You could at least make your redneck confession sound like a redneck instead of whatever half-assed poo poo that was. Take it back to CC, confessor

# ¿ Nov 1, 2017 18:39

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

marathon Stairmaster sesh posted:

Which reporter on twitter was the one who asked his wife about the anime porn he had on his computer? I'm pretty sure that man wrote the second confession and/or is Jasiger.

Kurt Eichenwald, confirmed epileptic and probable pedophile

# ¿ Nov 2, 2017 17:26

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

Gentleman Blogger posted:

So, as a Washingtonian, and a punk, and a guy who is friends with one of the bar managers at Cat, I wanna talk about this.
1.) The Black Cat is an old rear end punk joint, run by an old rear end DC punk, name of Dante Ferrando, who used to play in the 88-era DC punk band Grey Matter.
2.) The Cat used to be smaller, but around the time that this fesh dude is referencing, it got a new upstairs stage, and the downstairs stage turned into a smaller stage and front bar.
3.) Dante's not a Twin Peaks wanker, or a pedo. The "Red Room" is just called that because it's loving red. Having been there many a night when there's not poo poo popping off either upstairs or in back, when it's literally just the local bored punks wanting a drink, the most pedo-y thing going on is them doing a Doctor Who happy hour.

gently caress you, fesher. You wanna snoop around a normal rear end punk bar for OMG CHILDREN GETTING BUTTFUCKED, get at me, I'll take you to the Cat, I'll even get Dante to show you every goddamn inch of the place so long as you don't bring a loving gun, and when you realize that there's nothing going on, and that pizzanonsense is nonsense, I'll kick your rear end on 14th St, and leave you for the homeless to stab and beat.

You're going to just come in here like that, and admit to being a child molester?

# ¿ Nov 29, 2017 15:21

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

Baronjutter posted:

Same, I felt super bad for them all to just be so hosed up to the point of totally give up on life and wallowing in their hopeless patheticness. And to put so much weight on losing their v-card being the absolute be all and end all of existence. We need better access to therapy and mental health resources.

We have in home retard masturbators already, for gods sake. Help the incels, too!

# ¿ Dec 11, 2017 21:26

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

Sounds like a lot of real fun guys.

# ¿ Dec 11, 2017 21:31

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

Harry Potter on Ice posted:

at this whole post but whats a mfa girlfriend

Master in fine arts

# ¿ Dec 20, 2017 17:15

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

Jim Barris posted:

Here lies RCarr, he wasn't afraid of a girl and then she stabbed him.

Doesn't matter, had sex

# ¿ Jan 3, 2018 16:41

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

quote:

I am considering mentioning this to my mother and perhaps starting a non-romantic sexual relationship (ie I pay her for handjobs or titfucks) since I don’t see me losing my virginity anytime soon. I realize this sounds weird, though, to some of the more close-minded among us.

Let us know how that goes, sport

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 16:33

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

Burt Sexual posted:

Can someone direct me to the SA open minded mom/son incest subforum? tia

ADTRW

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 16:40

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

loquacius posted:

guyyyysss don't make the quote look like I'm the one that said that

quit it

You wanna run the fesh thread, you gonna get misquoted

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 19:39

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

Bust Rodd posted:

Ok I guess I’ll be the one to say it.

Please don’t kill innocent animals when you are drunk.

Yes, killing animals is serious business and you should never do it drunk.

# ¿ Jan 10, 2018 21:52

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

fruit on the bottom posted:

I pity anyone who has not pushed themselves to the limit of human physicality by facing off in unarmed hand to hand combat against a domestic housecat.

The cat is dead but I got an infection and lost an arm

# ¿ Jan 10, 2018 23:03

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

So mass voyeurism is cool as long as all those nonconsenting victims were of age?

# ¿ Jan 12, 2018 16:04

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

A Strange Aeon posted:

Who rescued who, indeed!

Can someone really drink 68 beers in one day? That seems insane to me, but I've never been and haven't ever really hung around serious drinkers, I guess.

You betcha.

# ¿ Jan 15, 2018 22:55

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

loquacius posted:

it was no secret that my college was overwhelmingly lib/leftist

My goodness where would you even find such an institution of higher learning

# ¿ Feb 14, 2018 22:20

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

Please don't inflict your bullshit on poor captive members of the service industry.

# ¿ Feb 20, 2018 18:50

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

loquacius posted:

A standoff between a First Nations tribe and Canada is kind of a different animal than a standoff between a singular goon and the USA

You're right, the US government is much more bloodthirsty. Congratulations, I guess.

# ¿ Feb 23, 2018 19:22

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

No honey, I have no idea who I'm having sex with in that video

# ¿ Feb 27, 2018 20:36

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

quote:

2 years ago I had a wonderful life. I had been married for 3 years and had a baby daughter. I loved my family more than life itself. I had a job I enjoyed and my wife and I had just purchased our first home. Things were going remarkably well.

Hahahaha,