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dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
this is why is use the spanglish mami, the racism cancels out the incest by a human social mechanism known as ??????????

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dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
how long do you think til king crotch rot starts strangling hoors

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

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some sort of cat hating buzz kill.

that's just the tox speaking, cats aren't drugs, you have brain parasites

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
see that first one's a perfect example, even if its fake, i don't care, i'm going to dive in head first


i love this story. I'm a big fan of practical jokes but I don't appreciate ones that create a panic or anger. you've been honest with your fella, and he can't see how this affects you. what recourse do you have? you have to break it off or join him on his level. i'd recommend hiring an actor to fake mug you two sometime in a creepy alley, going so far as to grab him bodily, by the shoulder and spin him around with a snubnose revolver in his face demanding his wallet and phone. he'll never have it in him to jump scare you again

e: have him point it at you and say "on your knees" first to disarm you, it'll play better

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
bedpans are really great for historical enthusiasts who want to turn back the clock and sleep next to a bucket of piss every night

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
lets just rest assured that he didn't say he wanted to be eaten and digested by the gaint penis

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
wow some people get away with rape and get a wife out of it? jeez i knew i was making a big mistake trying to be a good person

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

skeletonotherkin posted:

Eritrean guy how would you feel about being held down and hosed in the rear end repeatably by an aids positive dick?

americans love corrective rape

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dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
mark of cain

dookifex_maximus fucked around with this message at 18:58 on Nov 14, 2016

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