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I don't get it. The gently caress does choosing not to end a sentence have to do with depression? Is it a suicide thing?
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So it is a suicide thing. Pfffft, that's lame. Should have been a little dark storm cloud or something. At least then tattoo artists wouldn't be depressed.
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Oct 1, 2016 13:46
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Damnit! Quit censoring Dare posts! It's like cementing a fig leaf over a Greek sculpture's dick!
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Oct 2, 2016 18:17
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Dickshroom guy, scratch your balls until the are ref and slightly bleeding then pour bleach all over the area. That fixed my athletes foot.
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Oct 2, 2016 21:06
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Get a semicolon tattoo.
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Oct 3, 2016 02:17
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It was explained to me in this thread that it was for depressed people that choose not to commit suicide. I'd say she fits that bill. Plus, even a lovely tattoo makes you 100% cooler. Maybe it will give her confidence. Maybe it will act as an ice breaker to start conversations with people. Maybe it will signal to others that know what it symbolizes and she can start slowly building trust with those people. It wasn't a 100% flippant remark.
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Oct 3, 2016 03:47
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stringball posted:At least he's not the guy that gave her and her fuckbuddy's unlimited access to his bank account and had children Wait, I think I missed this one. Got a link?
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Oct 3, 2016 04:17
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I'm starting to see why the people she loves leave her. I'm already sick of hearing about how worthless and undeserving of love she is and it's only been like 4 posts on a message board. Go to therapy. Be honest. Get help.
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Oct 6, 2016 17:47
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Having dealt with people exactly like that for years and years and years and years and years it's either gonna end up with a drug overdose or her getting better and blaming the people that were around her at the time for not helping her enough even though she actively avoided their advice and was an emotional drain on everyone. I know that comes off as "edgy" and assholish, but it is what it is. I hope she gets better and she deserves to be happy, everyone does, but she sounds exactly like my other friends and it was always something in their childhood that hosed them up, but they wouldn't confront it except while intoxicated and it killed all but one of them. Stop feeling sorry for yourself and put some honest effort into trying to fix yourself. And when you very obviously half rear end it again or (more likely) ignore all the advice we're giving you here you can go back to blaming your abuse for everything wrong with your manipulative emotionally vampyric personality. It's a win/win for you.
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Oct 6, 2016 20:10
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I think we're pretty much already there. That last one was enough for me, maybe one more will push the rest of us over.
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Oct 6, 2016 20:19
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If he wants 90's perms and clothing then he should move to any rural Iowa town. A simple fix for a simple problem.
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Oct 7, 2016 05:53
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You'd have better luck trying to punch the sun than bedding a Kentucky holler girl without your family living in that town for generations. You're right, of course, but let's give the boy some manageable goals.
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Oct 7, 2016 06:15
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Chard posted:i am the zodiac You owe me $15 dollars for that lovely movie and the soda I drank through it. 
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Oct 7, 2016 06:17
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Son of Rodney posted:here's a non-anonymous confessions: Ah, the old "Elastic Waistband Self Pee." I think we've all been there. Elastic waistbands are both a gift for awkward teenage gym boners and a bane for accidental water sports.
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Oct 7, 2016 13:44
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Descend to slumber posted:Dear 33 year old porn-goon that ate a burrito and beat off three times on your birthday: can you please give us more details on the burrito? I hope there was rice and beans in it! Oh, and hot salsa and just a little bit of chihuahua cheese, lettuce, and of course onion and cilantro. That'd be the business!
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Oct 7, 2016 16:36
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One time a wiped my lovely cum dripping dick on my passed out girlfriend's hair before slowly smothering my infant child with a cum smeared stuffed elephant I won him at the county fair. But now I have friends and a carreer path so I've made improvements with my life!
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Oct 7, 2016 21:37
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That dude either cheated on or killed Heather.
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Oct 8, 2016 13:15
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I'm just gonna assume the "us" is him and his collection of vintage action figures. The truly bad thing he did was go to a action figure convention instead of her cat's birthday party.
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Oct 8, 2016 14:02
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I think that was the first semi-well written confession so far. SO let's see this go to that goons head and he starts submitting like 15 stories a day where his character slowly goes insane and the ghost of his beloved Heather turns into an avatar of vengence.
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Oct 8, 2016 18:17
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English is Latin based. I speak and write English. Therefore Latin is an easy language.
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Oct 10, 2016 21:09
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Engish sounds kinda dirty.
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Oct 10, 2016 21:32
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You just don't care enough about the childhood obesity issues to do anything about it loquacious. I would sew all the weights into every backpack just to keep one child 3lbs lighter. Maybe we could flood every way to school so the kids have to walk through waste deep water to further the resistance?
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Oct 11, 2016 14:21
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I still say "my buddy/friend" when referring to my dead friends. I don't think it's that weird. The having the key to the house, but not the deadbolt is weird though. Who doesn't have both keys?
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Oct 12, 2016 02:02
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loquacius posted:Might have been one of those bolts that doesn't have a lock or keyhole and just keeps the door shut until you open it from the inside again You can unlock those with a rubber band. Why doesn't everyone have my knowledge of breaking and entering?!
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Oct 12, 2016 02:15
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food court bailiff posted:You definitely cannot, unless the door is hung super super lovely. What the gently caress are you talking about? Yeah, that one you can't because it has the groove on the top specifically to stop that work around. Those I think you have to use string and a lot of time/luck to snag and manipulate.
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Oct 12, 2016 03:12
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I've only known one person with POTS and she just drinks gatorade or puts on compression socks to get over it. I'm assuming she has an extremely mild version of it right?
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Oct 14, 2016 05:07
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Battle Royale Baby posted:Maybe he's Batman drat it, we could have let that go for another two pages man.
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Oct 16, 2016 19:00
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I'm glad that people can find other people that are into their really weird "I only get off if I see a pocket watch slowly being disassembled by a skilled watchmaker" type fetishes. They can sit around and debate which watches are best for disassembling and what not. Good on them I say, just stay off of my forums.
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Oct 18, 2016 20:48
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Sjs00 posted:
Also, have you ever considered the mixture of percocet, whiskey, and Diablo 3? Just space out and make colors happen.
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Oct 19, 2016 02:45
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That's still a lovely way to become retired. I'll have a really big inheritance when my parents die, but I'd still rather have them around. No judgement on my part for Batman goon though. I don't think there's anything wrong with moving on with your life and enjoying it after loved ones die. Its honestly what they were probably hoping for.
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Oct 19, 2016 13:43
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Nut sack smeller is obviously that one German soccer coach.
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Oct 19, 2016 14:24
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Dude, he image macros at a super high level. Writing words over pictures is serious business.
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Oct 19, 2016 16:10
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You miss your family and are making leaps in logic to connect them with everyday things. Probably a touch of survivors guilt too. Talk to a therapist or your friends about it.
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Oct 22, 2016 03:18
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My buddy owned a trans am in high school. I wouldn't marry one though, too much up keep.
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Oct 23, 2016 18:59
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Why are we dismissing this ghost family theory so quickly? We could have a real life reverse Ghost Dad type situation here.
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Oct 23, 2016 19:28
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I guarantee they would blur her face if you asked them. Hell, you could probably ask for a $10k check made to "Cash."
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Oct 24, 2016 14:51
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My non anonymous confession is that I switched careers and absolutely hate my new one. I've only been at it 5 months, but I'm never gonna be happy with it. Not to mention I'm making less money than I did because they sort of lied about how my commissions work. I know it's too soon, but I'm seriously thinking about looking for a new job already. The good news for me is that I work in finance and have a bunch of certifications/experience so finding something isn't too hard.
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Oct 26, 2016 15:12
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I think it will look bad in interviews mostly.
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Oct 26, 2016 15:38
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Started applying for other jobs! Thanks thread!
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Oct 27, 2016 14:07
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quote:I get much more joy and pleasure from making really loud sex sounds, than actual physical pleasure. I like it that way. I hate loud sex sounds. It's very distracting and honestly I sometimes think the girl is being patronizing when they go all out over everything I'm doing. Just breathe my name and bite your lip a little you drama queen.....GOD!
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