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loquacius posted:9/11 truther It's almost as if they constructed the WTC to collapse in on itself in the event of catastrophic structure failure... but nah.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 17:12 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 07:14 |
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loquacius posted:asspen goon Oh yeah me too, why is this ano-- loquacius posted:stdh.txt this poo poo did not happen
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2016 12:41 |
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Haha nice job trespassing and harassing, bro! Fuckin crazy bitch amirite? Just don't do it again *random tv audience begins clapping*
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2016 14:45 |
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loquacius posted:tl;dr my brother sucked my dick. Thread title plz
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2016 20:45 |
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loquacius posted:doob jfc how pathetic do you have to be to write this poo poo
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2016 14:51 |
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loquacius posted:mad about money goon why is this even a confession, no one cares, sorry
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2016 14:37 |
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Bud K ninja sword posted:hurry up and get arrested gun nut goon, before you hurt someone or get your rear end shot up during your recreational armed robbery fetish. The weird spacing is a big tell that it's a fake as poo poo copy paste job.
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2016 17:25 |
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ahahah I have no comments, but it is rather masterful that you posted both of those at the same time, loquacius
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2016 19:52 |
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Yo can I get some election day confessions. Don't have to be about the election of course
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 14:38 |
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who got which hole
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2016 17:25 |
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Cumslut1895 posted:"Sin Hole" fuckhole
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2016 18:11 |
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The Management posted:Links won't help anything. A hallmark of conspiracy theories, like other schizophrenic delusions, is that they are inherently unprovable. Shadowy groups are doing nefarious things that control our lives, remove our agency, and are ultimately responsible for our failings. No concrete evidence exists, and yet some enlightened persons have become aware of their plot. Of course these powerful groups never strike at the ones who are spilling their secrets, they are helpless to stop any idiot with a web browser from discovering how deep their conspiracy goes. And yet the rest of the world remains blind to their actions, choosing to remain ignorant while only you are sufficiently awake to see past the veil. Sir this is a McDonald's drive through
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2016 19:32 |
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loquacius posted:murder fantasy "haha I can't turn myself in, I did it for my FAMILY!"
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2016 15:20 |
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CharlestonJew posted:I still don't exactly get what mad pooper was doing I think he was supposedly wiping the toilets down after use, but knew that people would get his rear end-aids anyway
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2016 18:40 |
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:I see we're back to pushing boundaries with the Secret Service again. Great job confession thread! Uh, what about the confession would interest the secret service? Some sadbrains wants to visit Trump at Trump Tower sound the loving alarms!!!
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2016 14:15 |
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Lou Takki posted:Pay someone to write your resume goon. I spent a few hundred and it was the best money I ever spent. lmao you got scammed so loving hard
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2016 18:21 |
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loquacius posted:cancergoon You loving suck at writing, hth
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2016 15:15 |
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loquacius posted:On the off-chance this isn't a troll, it's fantastic that first one is definitely a troll
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2016 15:52 |
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loquacius posted:goon
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2016 15:35 |
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quote:Previous confession from a fellow incel motivated me to submit my own. I'm also incel, but I have a different perspective as I'm a woman. lmfao you are supremely stupid
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 15:59 |
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loquacius posted:shower Normal people also wash their bed sheets more than once a year and thus this isn't a problem, hth
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 14:19 |
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lmfao @ thinking a 19 year old will wait til marriage for sex I mean I guess if she's as brainwashed as the confessor maybe it's possible
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 15:46 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:My buddy married the first girl he dated out of high school and she was the first person he ever slept with and he was her second. They've been together since he was 19 (he's 36 and she's 35), have two kids, supported each other as they each went to school, and are amazingly happy together. Thanks for the totally unrelated anecdote I guess? It's pretty normal for people to start dating young that are near in age and eventually get married. It is not normal for a 36 year old man to be talking about marrying a girl who was underage when they met and is "totally matured now."
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 18:28 |
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lmao, that guy is gonna lose his wife over Magic and being a cheap piece of poo poo
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 16:57 |
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shippergoon posted:Working for the post office, I confess that I do not give a poo poo about your package and, at times, will damage your stuff if it means I can get off the road faster. Aww poor widdle babby having to do your job at Christmas
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2016 18:16 |
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Sjs00 posted:So today my workplace threw us a 'christmas party' that involved going to the pub down the street and buying us lunch before returning us to the bullshit work that they pay me minimum wage to get up at 7:30 AM to do. All of my coworkers are 45+ and a stunning racial mix of asian black and white. Of course the oldest black woman who is pushing 50 talks about her 30+ family of children, and grandchildren which pisses me right off because drat lady close your legs. She is also constantly running her arm down my back whenever she walks by that I had to complain to the boss lady about it who just laughed it off. I'm seriously going to ask her what her favorite way to smoke crack is tomorrow!1! Really, this woman is like an old vacuum cleaner that has sucked up one too many shards of glass but instead of glass its black penises; her laugh, the one that females execute to let a potential mate know that they are willing to copulate ( you know the one ) sounds like a ragged crack smoker's wheeze combined with the sound of vocal cords clogged with long pubic hairs and literal chunks of penis. I'm also not even old enough to get into a pub!!! Nice meltdown
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2016 23:59 |
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loquacius posted:happygoon I am in a happy marriage and do the sex to my wife daily. This needs to be an anonymous confession
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2016 14:20 |
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loquacius posted:Tyler Durden just how tiny is your dick? are we talking micropeen? nanopeen?
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2016 15:41 |
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loquacius posted:guntard micropeen.txt
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2017 13:24 |
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loquacius posted:sociopath goon You should watch Dexter. Or maybe not.
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 14:27 |
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If you're not paying rent and have 4 sources of income, what the gently caress are you doing? I'm guessing the confessor is frivolously spending on dumb poo poo like fast food and video games, considering her bf is working literally all the time. And yet she's blaming him, lmao
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2017 17:16 |
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Jim Barris posted:Sometimes when I see people with bumber stickers that are egregiously stupid I break all the valve stems on their tires. I'm not sure if that's what its called but basically their tires go flat. It's fairly passive-aggressive and petty but, well, I hate those dumb loving stickers of calvin pissing on various things. I too think it is cool to damage people's cars for having bumper stickers I don't like. Get hosed you piece of poo poo.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2017 19:38 |
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quote:psychicgoon F, see me after class psychicgoon
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2017 15:11 |
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Both of these fuckin suck. Officegoon just come post in the ITT It's Friday and we Work in an Office thread. Also you're not special, everyone that works in an office has tons of downtime.
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 15:29 |
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whiter than a Wilco show posted:Stable poly Yeah I lost it there too lmao
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2017 13:10 |
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please stop posting the stupid incel stories
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2017 14:53 |
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Bubblyblubber posted:therapist bae, so what LOL
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2017 16:39 |
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loquacius posted:For the past 7ish years I've looked for ways to reduce my sex drive. It's not particularly high but I would much rather spend the energy on my hobbies or work. Spending 10 hours a week jacking off is a huge waste of time and I could really use the sleep. I don't know why but I am loving crying laughing at these 2 sentences, bravo!
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 16:08 |
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lmao at the gambling addicted tax goon being shocked that he has to pay taxes
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 15:56 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 07:14 |
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free basket of chips posted:Does your wife work from home
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 19:10 |