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Based on my answers, I feel like that test is highly skewed toward identifying almost everyone as "dark". That said, I scored very high on Machiavellianism (4.86/5) and Spitefulness which sounds about right, and a 3.57 overall (just like the fesher). You are way overthinking it in any case. This is no better than those "what disney princess are you" facebook quizzes. It will just tell you what you want to hear - if you are taking a "how dark and twizted am i", it's going to lean heavily toward "you're a super dark dangerous psychopath, share this with all the goth women you know".
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I don't hate cats but I could never have one as a pet. For one thing they show you their rear end like all the time, and not from down on the floor like a dog, they climb up on you and make sure it's all up in your face. Also they make your house smell bad but you can't tell so you think when people tell you your house smells like cat piss they are just being mean instead of honest. Dog people, like people who breed them and take them to shows etc are just as terrible, but I think they are more rare than cat people. It feels like there are a lot more people who just happen to have a dog and won't put diapers on it and obsess about its heritage compared to people who identify as and embrace the worst aspects of being a cat lady (or the equivalent man version).
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Sep 25, 2018 16:58
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Outside cats are great if you are cool with the idea of waking up to find it flattened on the side of the street or never see it again if someone decides it is cute enough to steal. Can't say i blame you if you do feel this way tbh.
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Sep 26, 2018 03:20
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Sagebrush posted:You're right, it's much better to have a house cat that lives in depression for 20 years than an outdoor cat that lives a joyous life outside for ten It's a cat, anything you see as "depression" is just you anthropomorphising them and them acting in a way that gets them attention/food/treats. My dog acts disappointed and sad when you don't let her eat actual poo poo or food/chemicals that will actually kill her or let her off the leash to go chase a squirrel, but that doesn't make me some monster not letting my dog live a "happy" life of getting run over or choking on its own vomit after chowing down on a box of laundry detergent.
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Sep 26, 2018 17:33
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I have a phd fesher and I'd expect you to put exactly as much stock in to any online quiz I'd write as that one: zero, i'm an idiot. If it was part of a published work with all the errors explained and you were a part of it, it might make sense to buy into it, but that's not the case, you're just some dude who took an online quiz. also you cranked your "pretending to be a smug dark edgy moron" writing up too high. It was kind of believable in your first fesh, but now it's clear you're just fishing for even more extreme responses.
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Sep 26, 2018 23:01
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Don't listen to him. Boiling denim and banging whores is the key to success and happiness in life.
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Sep 28, 2018 21:29
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I always took it as saying you didn't let that experience destroy your life, either in a mental way or by driving you to suicide, both of which are certainly possible outcomes. In any case it takes a particularly dense individual to react the way that poster did. Nobody is trying to say rape is the same thing as murder. The only reason you'd get upset about this is if you're trying to minimize the person's experience and tell them how they are "allowed" to react/describe it afterward, which is lovely.
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Oct 1, 2018 22:33
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LingcodKilla posted:Throwing a retarded kid down a stairwell makes you a homicidal rear end in a top hat. My dad's coworker shoved me down a staircase when i was 6 by intentionally patting me on the back too hard when i walked by and he wasn't that bad of a guy. He said he thought i was ready and would catch myself.
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Oct 8, 2018 03:29
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Try other porn sites goon, or just be vague to tech support and say there are video streaming websites that won't cast. You never have to say porn even though they will know that's what you're talking about. If they push you for a specific example just say "oh I don't know, this is for my son" and read them out like they are in some weird foreign language you don't understand.
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Oct 9, 2018 13:27
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I don't know, my uncle did it. He lived with my grandma his entire life and did nothing but drink until he died in his 60s. It's not exactly something to aspire for though - when he died there was nobody in the whole family whose reaction wasn't some variant of "thank god" or "finally".
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Oct 12, 2018 11:56
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Bust Rodd posted:Your grandmother, like the confessor’s parents, utterly failed him Well, yeah, alcoholics aren't good parents, but even considering that he was a dick.
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Oct 12, 2018 12:25
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Cage posted:Nah maybe she was cool and knew how to have a good time, too. They weren't the cool kind of alcoholics, they were the antisocial smelly kind prone to random spurts of violence when they aren't pissing or puking on things. I never saw him awake in my entire life, he was always passed out on the couch. Also he tried to kill my dad/his brother by bashing his face with a brick.
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Oct 12, 2018 13:55
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I'm pretty sure Norway would just deport you. also don't murder norwegians, most of them are cool.
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Oct 16, 2018 01:54
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I can believe the premise happened (sister and husband break up marriage), but as with every puppet master story in history, it had little to nothing to do with the "puppet master"'s actions. It just happened on its own accord/for another bigger reason and wannabe wormtongue built it up in his own mind as some perfectly executed master plan.
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Nov 4, 2018 13:03
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Araenna posted:It sounds rapey because choking women until they're terrified and have to throw you off of them physically is rape. yeah, like with things that "sound a little (racist/sexist/rapey/etc)", they sound that way because they are that way. If/when he gets taken to court I doubt the judge will have much sympathy for his "but technically i only raped/assaulted her a little bit, it wasn't full rape" defense.
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Nov 26, 2018 17:59
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loquacius posted:On the other hand: maybe the judge will have plenty of sympathy (I am mad and depressed after watching OutOfPrint's video) you're right, sorry, sometimes I forget reality is what it is
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Nov 26, 2018 18:02
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Incoherence posted:Like this thread, the r/relationships thread knows that some or most of the stories are fake, but it's not fun to just sit there pointing out the fake stories. I think it's acceptable to tell someone their fake story is poo poo though if it's both unbelievable and poorly written. At least put some effort into the story, don't just poo poo out a bunch of "i don't like the blacks" while f5ing until loquacius posts it and watch everyone get outraged. If it's a fun story and you enjoyed reading it even if you don't believe it then yeah I agree with playing along. So when I've posted about a story being fake, my issue is with the quality, not that it is not true.
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Nov 30, 2018 18:33
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tactlessbastard posted:I knew it! We've got you now you bastard now i know how loquacius feels when people include the fesh in the quote of his post 
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Nov 30, 2018 20:55
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How is committing arson, a far greater crime than burglarly/theft, "covering your tracks"? If you just stole it, the guy would probably know what you did, but he'd never be able to prove it and the cops would probably not even look into it since the money is presumably illegally obtained if he is keeping it all in his house.
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Dec 29, 2018 19:46
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I know it was mostly bait to react with outrage to the racist stuff but i'm more annoyed because a real cop would be a much better criminal than that.
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Dec 29, 2018 22:04
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Zartosht posted:They literally won't hire people as cops if they're too smart. You don't need to be a good criminal when you're immune to consequence by default. It does kind of fit, my little brother got basically perfect grades in every aspect of the police academy and he couldn't find work outside of a prison so he gave up on the whole cop thing.
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Dec 29, 2018 23:20
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I probably said it back then too but the Espen girl probably will only get moderately teased since it's almost like a real name if you don't know what it's supposed to stand for, and the ones who do will tease her for her parents stealing her name from the awful Adam Sandler movie "Blended" than about the name itself.
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Jan 9, 2019 19:36
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I always thought Beelzebub was just another word for the devil himself, and after googling it he seems to be a lot of different things depending on the source. I've learned from exorcism movies that you need to be sure on the name of your demon to get it out, so you better do some more googling addict goon. Or just, you know, stop doing drugs with the help of medical professionals. Even if you get an exorcist (which is almost guaranteed to be from a questionable source because I've heard the catholic church is very aware of mental illness and it's very unlikely you'll ever convince them your possession is legit) they will either do nothing or at worst, kill you.
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Jan 16, 2019 00:24
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that last fesh seems like he stumbled on a current/former homeless dude's shelter (or some non-drug addict kids just messing around in the woods) and a deer that died and was in the process of being picked apart by scavengers and wanted to make it spooky. It is kind of weird and finding stuff like that in the woods is pretty fun (as long as you don't get stabbed by whoever is living there or get mauled by a bear), but I'm going to go with "not spooky cultists" on this one.
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Jan 16, 2019 15:50
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Araenna posted:As someone from upstate NY, none of that sounds really odd. Especially lmao at being confused by a dead deer but it had BITES on it. Animals know better than to start eating a dead animal they just find in the woods, think of all the germs.
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Jan 16, 2019 19:11
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Amethyst posted:Easy solution: everyone sits to piss. jastiger? Is that you? I will never sit to piss. It just takes too long especially when you're in work clothes. I want to get in and out of there, not bask in everyone else's poo poo gas any longer than I have to.
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second goon, don't be that guy. The way you wrote it, it's pretty clear by "used to have a crush on her" means "still has a crush on her". It's coffee, be normal, it's not a proposal or a sign that she is in love with you. Sometimes people just want to catch up. Maybe she actually is interested in you, but don't go in to it assuming she does because she agreed to the most non-date-ish type of "date" in history. e: also yeah there's a very non-zero chance you'll get bombarded with a herbalife or something similar pitch.
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