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Ddraig posted:You might want to not be there when he does his take on the career of Chris Benoit. Just a heads up. And get out of the way if he does Owen Hart.
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quote:That night I made it a point not to wash my hands. My wife and I had sex, and after I came I fingerbanged her until she came as well. I wanted to see if she was really allergic, because the cat was eating out of and licking my hand earlier that night. I jokingly mentioned later my penis felt a little itchy and asked if her vagina felt itchy as well. She said her vagina felt fine. Being allergic to cats doesn't necessarily mean you break out in a rash when you touch one. I'm highly allergic but it only affects me if I'm scratched, bitten or I get dander in my eyes by touching or rubbing them after I pet one. Heavy concentrations of dander can also irritate breathing passages; I've had my throat close up when I've spent enough time in a lovely cat owner's apartment (the kind who never cleans or dusts anything). So yeah, you sound more like an idiot than the cool smart guy you think you are. E: OMGVBFLOL posted:itchy pussy goon's marriage sounds like a claustrophobic, resentment-riddled nightmare That too. the future is WOW fucked around with this message at 08:12 on Sep 30, 2016 |
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quote:It's pretty much my favorite punctuation quote:I have not met a single person who associates with the symbol that I would not describe as insufferable.
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quote:I am quite terrible at my job. But there is very limited oversigth so i have been able to skate by so far. Some of the things i have done to paper over my mistakes are actually illegal. On paper i am the best qualified member of my team. Second to the boss i am by a significant margin the best paid. But i am also the least productive because i have no loving clue what i am doing. A few months from now i will get transferred to a new location. I`ll get paid even more and my responsibilites will increase. I am terrified because i have already been promoted too far. I`ll get caugth now i am sure. I am the Peter principle in action. Appearing competent and motivated and leveraging that into professional sucess is my only real skill. Its almost as good as being actually competent and motivated. After many years of blundering my way into more complicated jobs than I deserve to have, I have learned that being good at your job and appearing to be good at your job are functionally (nearly) identical; it's why "fake it till you make it" usually works. As long as you're not doing anything critical like doctoring (or anything where people's lives depend on you) then who gives a poo poo? Run with that fucker as long as you can, and as long as you're charming and personable you'll most likely never have to worry about it. E: also, I think that may be my favorite 'p.s.' of the thread so far.
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quote:I got into porn in my teens (like most guys) and swiped my dad's old playboys for spank material. This was before high speed internet was common, we had AOL and the computer was in the family room. Dad's pornos were from the late 80s/early 90s and had a very particular type of girl in them - big boobs, hairy bush, permed hair. It's not the porn. My experiences growing up were almost exactly the same as yours and I had no problem adjusting to the real thing after I got my first girlfriend and started to get laid on the regular. If you really want to develop the motivation to go out and get yourself a girlfriend I'd recommend scaling back the porn consumption and jerk schedule a bit, make yourself thirsty and channel that energy into going out and trying to meet someone. Maybe just jerk off like twice a day, once in the morning to start your day and once in the evening to go to sleep instead of doing marathons of 3-4+ times all the time; use the leftover time and energy to go to the gym and be more sociable to improve yourself and meet new people. Before you know it you'll have the permed and bushy-pubed lady of your dreams. At least that works for me when I find myself slipping back into comfortable old habits. Or don't, I don't know man. Sometimes I wonder if I wouldn't be happier just spending my money on smoking weed and jerking off.
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Just post a picture of Lena Dunham, it's the Jastiger signal.
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Putty posted:i don't care if you burned an orphanage or licked a million women to death, having a Patreon is scummy bullshit and you should be ashamed podcast man What's wrong with Patreon? It seems pretty harmless, did they do something terrible?
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Yeah, the whole incel thing seems to be what you get when instead of using failure as an incentive to improve oneself they just double down on their lovely behavior and blame everyone else for their problems. I mean, poo poo, I was an introverted little dork all throughout my school days and couldn't manage to get laid until I was 19, so I made a concerted effort to get better at socializing with strangers. That plus the decision to cut myself some slack and not worry so much about finding a girlfriend or picking up girls in bars was pretty much the magic combination, and before I knew it I had a normal social life and sex life. E: quote:I never tell anyone this story because it makes me out to be a spineless coward, and rightfully so. It doesn't make you out to be a spineless coward at all, just young, inexperienced and naive. Everyone has been there at some point in their lives, and you did better than many of them by wising up and severing. poo poo man, there are grown adults who really should know better that fall for this poo poo all the time, just look at the r/relationships thread. the future is WOW fucked around with this message at 05:09 on Dec 2, 2016 |
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Jeff Sichoe posted:Yeah that all makes heaps of sense but you might as well be speaking the da Vinci code to these foot and mouth artists for all the good it'll do Oh, I know that; I wasn't trying to change anybody's mind, just sort of long windedly expressing the idea that if I could do it then anyone can. ZenMasterBullshit posted:The Internet's really good at helping people find others to commiserate with so instead of using failure and ostracization to try and maybe think on yourself and figure out how to improve or even if you need to you can just go find people broken in the same way and double down on it together. Whenever I see posts from those guys I wonder if they would've turned out so retarded without the internet to turn to. I mean, it's only for all of like 5 seconds, but I wonder nonetheless.
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quote:I have been a minority in the US for the past 8 years. A straight white male who doesn't believe in coddling people. Ah yes, the rare straight white male who doesn't believe in "coddling"; truly a unique trait amongst a group of people renowned for their unfailing sympathy and soft-heartedness towards the disadvantaged and others that differ from them in any way.
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