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Solice Kirsk posted:I don't get it. The gently caress does choosing not to end a sentence have to do with depression? Is it a suicide thing? They chose not to end their sentence (life). My dad had about 6 inches of his colon removed due to cancer and I tried to get him to get a tattoo of a semicolon on his scar. Then he died. The end.
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monkeytennis posted:It's not pleasant but having her breasts pressed against your neck and shoulders while she cleans your teeth sure is. I make sure I visit six-monthly instead of the yearly appointments my MILFy dentist says I need. This is basically how I met my exwife.
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loquacius posted:I read Brandon Sanderson books, and I like them gently caress ya dog
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I got you robot guy
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Similar but different: my ex-wife and I had a second child when we shouldn't have. We never had a solid foundation and money was tight, but she wanted a second child so we did. This only exasperated the financial issues, which did improve, but the damage was already done and we ended up getting divorced. Sometimes I wonder what life would be like now if we never had her and it makes me sad to think that because she's the sweetest most lovable child I've ever met. It's not my daughters fault her parents made a bad decision and it's not your daughters fault either (or yours for that matter). hth
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Nooner posted:you got divorced I thought this was anonymous
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Gynovore posted:Guy Fieri seems pretty chill, I wouldn;t be too surprised if he is a goon. And, I have heard that Bobby Flay is a douchebag in person. Sorry, most famous goon is a tattoo artist.
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One day I shall explore... ...The Nantucket Anomaly!
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Gynovore posted:I'm guessing you have rear end Burgers, so why not go all in and play Magic? Find a local game store and hang out. Granted Magic isn't the best thing if you're trying to save money, but there are some formats that's aren't expensive, like draft or Commander with precons. This was gonna be my suggestion too. Friday Night Magic my man. You're already a giant loving nerd so go hang out with other giant loving nerds. After my divorce, I got crazy shut in from not having a job and would just sit at home and play F2P games on my computer. Now that I've gotten to a place where I have expendable cash, my own place, etc the first thing I did was drop $100 on Magic just to get out and socialize once or twice a week. Don't go all crazy buying booster boxes and whatnot though. Decide what your budget is and find a deck online and order just those cards. I've found Magic isn't a hobby I want to pursue "seriously", but it is nice to have a cheap excuse to get out of the house that isn't work.
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Wizzle posted:A little late, but this is for Cocaine goon. Does this happen with alcohol? Asking for a friend...
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One time I was at a red light in my piece of poo poo van getting down to Ice, Ice, Baby, and Vanilla Ice pulled up next to me and stared at me looking all pissed off. I also made him dinner several times at the bbq joint I worked at. Those are my celebrity stories. Thanks for listening.
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maskenfreiheit posted:[23M] white guy dating half black [23F] girl for 5yrs. Things are getting serious, but I'm not sure if I am okay with a black baby in the future. I dated an Asian gal with a half black, dark skinned child. Us going out with my 2 white as the driven snow children produced a lot of odd looks. In short, gently caress this guy.
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Runaktla posted:He would say "... and the ruuuuuuUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuulllle is..." dragging it out... Dude Here is what you think you are saying "this dude had annoying habits" Here is what you are actually saying (edit: or at least coming off as) "this dude was annoyingly gay" Like, when I take my kids to play pokemon there is a gay guy who yells across the store to talk to his friends. He has a super lisp and is hella flamboyant. These arent the reason he's annoying. He's annoying because he has no respect for the people around him and yells. See the difference? omnibobb fucked around with this message at 23:50 on Jul 9, 2017 |
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Hopper posted:Yeah seriously. I'd do it for my work friends, too. Back a couple of pages, but totally this My ex-wife is a broke rear end piece of poo poo, but I'd never dream of keeping our kids from her. No matter what other issues she is their mother and they totes love her.
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I worked at a call center and a new guy came in and was immediately about to fall for a craigslist scam. I walked him through it, got him out losing nothing but time and he told me i was a "real rear end nigga" I immediately told every black person i knew and no one cared. What im saying wire guy is make friends with black people and stop a weirdo.
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Funeral chat: I wanna have a viking funeral where my body is on a raft and people shoot flaming arrows at it. Once the raft has a good fire going, I want to have a stuntman stand up and wave his arms around and poo poo and then jump into the water and swim away.
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ElGroucho posted:Yeah, we almost went extinct, not that long ago, in global terms. Really? that sounds interesting. can you post links?
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I feel for you lovely birthday guy. I'd always do something big for my wife's birthday (now ex-wife). One year I pretended I forgot it was her birthday weekend and hosed off on a Friday night to go play nerd games at the game store. I was really driving to the bus station to pick up her mom and sister that I had sneak bought tickets to come visit for the weekend. Another year, she had gotten really into watch those cake competition shows and kept saying she wanted to try that, so I bought her a decent starter set and her phone was loving up so I got her a new phone. She never used the cake set. We were stationed in England and while there we had talked about getting a fish tank and then decided, nah we'll do that when we get back to the states. So her birthday after we moved back, I bought a bunch of stuff to set up a nice tank and got yelled at cause i did that "For me". When we were younger we got tattoos together a couple of times and after the babies were born we didn't get anymore. She went on for a couple of years about wanting to get another one, so I pocketed away a couple hundred in cash over a year and booked her an appointment to get one. My first birthday after getting together, she did go pretty big but after that she was just like "eh, you can go get a video game if you want"
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loquacius posted:I dunno what getting caught jerking off has to do with being an alcoholic anyway One day you'll understand 
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How lost in your cousin's crotch do you have to be to not notice you are getting a chub and get the small child off your drat lap?
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I got, and appreciated, the joke Gotta Stay Fai. MLP: Fandom is Tragic (edit: joke stolen from F+)
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Solice Kirsk posted:*Jastiger claimed this was a joke Jesus loving christ. Post of the year 2017 right here.
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SciFiDownBeat posted:jastiger only ever edited his posts to go back and claim his dog poo poo opinions were "just a joke you guys" The full joke is the released transcript of some weeaboo pedophile getting interviewed by the cops or something. The transcript is something like: "On July 7, 2012, you posted on facebook that nothing feels better than cumming in a 3 year old" Thad claimed this was a joke. edit: https://imgur.com/a/xr2IH here's the transcript
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Solice Kirsk posted:Have you considered beating the granola to death with a baseball bat after giving it a penetrative orgasm? Yes, but unrelated to the thread.
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I had a government job where I probably did about 5 hours a week of real work and dicked around online all day. I had my own office so never had to worry about someone walking by and seeing my screen - it was siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick.
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I worked in a telemarketing center with a lot of small offices and 2 or 3 people stuffed in one office. I did all the tech work and whatnot so I was always going from office to office fixing poo poo. There was one room with three girls that were also telling me to whip my dick out and smacking my rear end. It’s not as fun as you’d think.
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Burt Sexual posted:File a report? Surprise surprise, in a scammy as gently caress telemarketing center they dont care. Also this was years ago so nothing to do now.
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Burt Sexual posted:That sucks. Was it in the USA? Major company? We run about 40k agents in one of our divisions. It would. Not. Fly. Today at least. Yes and then no. It was a very small travel sales company. No licensing, everyone was paid under the table and she "took care of the taxes". Closed down 3 years ago when she went to jail.
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Boring life (but not cheating goon) - this is how my life was pre-divorce. We both came to feel as if we were basically roommates who happened to have kids together. I hope it gets better for you
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Tell me more time travel guy.
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loquacius posted:post the book dog, send me the first book at my email - username @ gmail. i'll totes read it and give feedback.
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because you appear to be actually depressed and need to talk to someone about it rather than wallow in substance abuse, but also, post the book
I also think going to a group would be a good idea for you because it would make you feel heard and less alone, but I get the idea that building up to that could be a slow process. Good to know this thread could be part of it!
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Modus Pwnens posted:Don't listen to this person. They don't know what they are talking about. Dont trust this guy. Hes scamming you. Send me 150 and ill sort him out for you.
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Jesus christ, dont text. Be friends in a game with in game messages and use that to chat.
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Post a confession about that red title yikes!
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Araenna posted:They probably understand how copy and paste works. They still have to follow up on it just in case. Also, almost none of the r/relationship posts link back, that's the reddit.txt thread. Not that it makes a difference. purple death ray posted:I don't think that's what "subsidiary" means tho Ya. Its a spinoff. Like Frasier.
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I've watched MLP with my 7 year old daughter and we both think it's a poo poo rear end show. It's loving garbage.
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