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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Ladies love the beard... Or not. Go with whatever works for you.

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FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
My coarse beard makes my jaw look more square and intimidating than it other would be.

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
I stopped shaving on my 30th birthday last year, and my hobo chic beard is masculine as hell

Skoll
Jul 26, 2013

Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love
Grimey Drawer
Last month was the first time I've been clean shaven in years. I miss my long rear end viking beard.

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

FedEx Mercury posted:

My coarse beard makes my jaw look more square and intimidating than it other would be.

My jaw is already so square that if I grow a beard it will become a hexagon.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
people keep kvetching to me about lumbersexuals or whatever, a bunch of ne'er-do-well hipsters who couldnt even pick up an axe, much less chop down a tree.

i gently remind them that some of the most effete fuckers in history wore beards, while my shorn scrote is a fount of virility. then i fell a mighty oak with my cock, for emphasis.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
I have a lil baby beard at the moment

I wish I never cut my long beard :(

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
I have a roughly 6" beard. It owns and everyone loves it.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

FedEx Mercury posted:

My coarse beard makes my jaw look more square and intimidating than it other would be.

Same but a persistent five o clock shadow. I did the full beard senior year and some women dig it but it's more upkeep than a weekly buzz with the trimmer. Shaving sucks and I won't do it

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Apr 8, 2012

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



I pick Anderson cooper

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Goatee and a mustache because I want people to associate me with cartoonish images of the devil. Also my facial hair doesn't allow the two things to attach so

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

I sprouted a bunch of acne a few months ago, so I grew a goatee (and mustache)for a while. It's greying, and a whole bunch of middle-aged women were checking me out, which is really weird, because it's never been common for even one woman to check me out.

I also had one about fifteen years ago, and my girlfriend got really mad when I shaved it off. Too loving bad, it's my face and I'll do what I want with it.

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Izzhov
Dec 6, 2013

My head hurts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL30L0frnZ8

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