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Apr 30, 2024 07:29
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- Jerry Mumphrey
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by zen death robot(and can't post for 4 years!)
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I don't know why Obama always comes by and changes whatever music I'm listening to to Guns n' Roses and makes a "V" with his fingers and waggles his tongue between them, but I guess he's the expert
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Sep 29, 2016 23:26
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- saucyseadweller
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So Damn Saucy
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Dc looks so different now that the monuments have been replaced with Statues of Lenin and Stalin but whatcha gonna do?*shrugs*
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Sep 29, 2016 23:29
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- misty mountaintop
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Dc looks so different now that the monuments have been replaced with Statues of Lenin and Stalin but whatcha gonna do?*shrugs*
The Bill Ayers Memorial is my favorite place in the spring.
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Sep 29, 2016 23:33
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- Coolness Averted
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oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA
GO HOGG WILD!
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You know, I used to think replacing "Under God" with "Thanks Obama" in the pledge of allegiance was kinda gauche and didn't fit, but I'm really coming around to it.
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Sep 30, 2016 00:53
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- City of Glompton
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I though it was gonna be real hard to learn how to read and write in Arabic, but it turns out that as a woman in the United States of ISIS I'm not allowed to read or write anyway SO.
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Sep 30, 2016 02:43
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- misty mountaintop
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by Hand Knit
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You know, I used to think replacing "Under God" with "Thanks Obama" in the pledge of allegiance was kinda gauche and didn't fit, but I'm really coming around to it.
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Sep 30, 2016 02:55
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- Ahundredbux
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The right to bear arms
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g*sh d*rn it obama!!1
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Sep 30, 2016 10:13
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- Ahundredbux
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The right to bear arms
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as a violent criminal I was sentenced to the 'chair', turns out it was just sitting on a chair for an hour thinking about what I did instead of getting electrocuted.. guess I'll just have to go on living then. Thanks obama
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Sep 30, 2016 10:17
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- saucyseadweller
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So Damn Saucy
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Now that Tumblr has become an official government organization all citizens are required to state what gender they identify as before every sentence so they don't mislabel someone. The punishment for forgetting is swift and severe.
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Sep 30, 2016 16:31
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- loquacius
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Also the illegal immigrant meetings where we write your laws and argue over who gets to steal your wives are a lot of fun, there's always a big fancy halal buffet
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Sep 30, 2016 17:27
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- loquacius
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Surprisingly Christmas is still a holiday, but now you have to celebrate it by cutting up and eating a New Testament using crucifixes as utensils while a DHS agent looks on threateningly
and it's only a half day off work too
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Sep 30, 2016 17:33
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- City of Glompton
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I knew Obamacare would kill me. I have been selected to be euthanized as I was drawn in the death panel lottery. The only thing that saves me now is the government bureaucracy and red tape that I so hated before.
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Sep 30, 2016 17:34
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- misty mountaintop
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I hate that the National Anthem is "gently caress Tha Police" now. Couldn't they have picked something a little easier for ordinary people to sing? Everyone always screws up Eazy-E's verse.
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Sep 30, 2016 17:34
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- misty mountaintop
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by Hand Knit
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change.org petition to fly the flag at half-mast whenever anyone is triggered.
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Sep 30, 2016 17:36
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- loquacius
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I was there the day they banned Pepe the Frog. Feels bad man.
Pepe actually made eye contact with me as they hauled him off to the guillotine. I couldn't hold his intense gaze. My eyes went immediately to the ground in front of me. There was too much shame in my heart, at my own cowardice.
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Sep 30, 2016 17:54
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- saucyseadweller
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So Damn Saucy
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The American flag change was a shock to many but i kinda like it, rainbow is much nicer to look at than red, white and blue.
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Sep 30, 2016 18:01
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- loquacius
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The American flag change was a shock to many but i kinda like it, rainbow is much nicer to look at than red, white and blue.
At first I thought replacing the stars with a bunch of Islamic crescent moons was a violation of church and state, but then the islamocommunist thought police disappeared my children so I stopped thinking that for my own safety
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Sep 30, 2016 18:13
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- Twerkteam Pizza
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gently caress I forgot to pick up my pronoun vitamins today, my social justice worker is going to kick my butt with a harsh scolding
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Oct 1, 2016 06:20
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- Starshark
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Hillary killed four people, including a mod, and Obama just let her up and get away with it...
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Oct 1, 2016 06:41
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- Coolness Averted
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oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA
GO HOGG WILD!
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Hillary killed four people, including a mod, and Obama just let her up and get away with it...
*adjusts glasses* Well actually, that was in Obama's Libya
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Oct 1, 2016 07:55
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- Nathilus
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I alone can see through the media bias.
I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
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The epa poisoned my river and killed my cattle.
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Oct 1, 2016 14:29
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- alnilam
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The epa poisoned my river and killed my cattle.
nice av/post combo
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Oct 1, 2016 14:42
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- Bert Roberge
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I can't even call someone a person because the son part of that word implies a gender.
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Oct 1, 2016 19:14
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- Dreddout
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You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
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My new boyfriend, Alex Jones, has a lot of interesting ideas about geopolitics!
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Oct 1, 2016 19:16
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Apr 30, 2024 07:29
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- misty mountaintop
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by Hand Knit
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I can't even call someone a person because the son part of that word implies a gender.
You can call them a perperson.
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Oct 1, 2016 19:24
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