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misty mountaintop posted:gently caress. Wait. After years of deliberation men finally have gotten the word 'menstruation' back. |
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the free wifi is nice but i really wish i could set my homepage to something besides eFukt.com |
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Gatekeeper posted:the free wifi is nice but i really wish i could set my homepage to something besides eFukt.com I lost my computer privileges... I forgot to check them. Im forced to post from my government issued Iphone 7 |
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Ahundredbux posted:as a violent criminal I was sentenced to the 'chair', turns out it was just sitting on a chair for an hour thinking about what I did instead of getting electrocuted.. guess I'll just have to go on living then. Thanks obama the acoustic chair
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Wait. I just checked and my guns are gone. MY GUNS ARE GONE. oh my god guys, they gonna come get me now.
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first they came for the assault weapons, but i didnt speak up because i am not an assault weapon
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:the acoustic chair mrbradlymrmartin posted:first they came for the assault weapons, but i didnt speak up because i am not an assault weapon HighwireAct posted:Lmbo |
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We've finally ended race-ism by outlawing Nascar. |
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:first they came for the assault weapons, but i didnt speak up because i am not an assault weapon
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Oct 2, 2016 13:38
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When the national anthem is played, everyone is required to kneel facing Washington D.C. |
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Bert Roberge posted:We've finally ended race-ism by outlawing Nascar. drat |
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Oct 2, 2016 20:04
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Now that we have to believe in global warming everybody has a prius. |
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Oct 2, 2016 21:58
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saucyseadweller posted:Now that we have to believe in global warming everybody has a prius. that would be dope imo
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Oct 3, 2016 01:50
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Really enjoying this free birth control and finally able to get my teeth worked on now that I have an affordable health insurance plan that actually covers dental. Oh wait that stuff is good. Um... Sure is great that Obama legally defined micro aggression as any and all criticism of anything he does and outlawed Christianity. |
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Ace of Baes posted:At first it was hard to adjust to living in a FEMA internment camp, but ever since I got a job on a death panel things have been going more smoothly. Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:16 on Oct 4, 2016
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what is it really that is going on here, you've got the system for total control so is there anybody out there, now watch us suffer, cause we can't go what is it really that is in your head, what little life that you had just died i'm gonna be the one that's taking over, now this is what it's like when safe spaces overlap https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsV500W4BHU ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ |
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obama shoved this government health care down my throat now when i get sick i go to the doctor and have to wait an extra 12 minutes for my totally subsidized health care
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if W had brought back the draft people here might have actually cared about his war crimes
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Obama brought back the draft and no one gets out of it due to his "Inclusivity Order". luckily his military reforms mean that we sit around making friendship bracelets and paper cranes to drop on our enemies, so it's nbd when your number gets called.
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Michelle Obama's pretty nice and I'm actually getting healthy toiling away in her community garden for 12 hours a day every day, but I still can't stop asking myself why she needs so much zucchini.
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Oct 4, 2016 00:39
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Emperor Obama really has this whole space travel thing sorted. CGI has become so advanced that we can just fake a landing anywhere in the galaxy and be done in time for tea.
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Vynar posted:Emperor Obama really has this whole space travel thing sorted. CGI has become so advanced that we can just fake a landing anywhere in the galaxy and be done in time for tea. the muslim death squads wouldn't believe me when i told them it was emperor obama (tbuh) that ordered me to put giant cathedrals on all the spaceships
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Kthulhu5000 posted:Michelle Obama's pretty nice and I'm actually getting healthy toiling away in her community garden for 12 hours a day every day, but I still can't stop asking myself why she needs so much zucchini. |
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saucyseadweller posted:Wait it's emperor Obama now? I thought he was our god-king... You can call him either. He's really cool about it. |
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I really think Malia has sympathy for our plight, now that we white males truly are the most oppressed group in the country, nay, the world. I know I see it in her eyes. That Sasha girl could probably huck tomaters all day long, though, if the Secret Service would let her.
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Obama made me and Fat Arnie smoke doobies and then he forced us to get gay married in front of the sacred Wiccan corn patch. I was totally freaking out and going "no way" at first, but now I really want to make this relationship work. How can I get my forcibly gay married cell-cum-soul mate to get on board?
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Kthulhu5000 posted:Obama made me and Fat Arnie smoke doobies and then he forced us to get gay married in front of the sacred Wiccan corn patch. I was totally freaking out and going "no way" at first, but now I really want to make this relationship work. How can I get my forcibly gay married cell-cum-soul mate to get on board? smoke more weed, thanks choom gang l a t e r s
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the days are long and hard now and i'm ok with that, it's just every time i finally get a chance to rest and light up a joint Obama comes out of nowhere and says, "intercepted!' and then he just smokes the whole thing down to the roach and hands it back...
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Obama set the legal precedent that US Presidents can extrajudicially assassinate American Citizens with no formal charges or court proceedings, right before President Trump took power lmao
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Luvcow posted:the days are long and hard now and i'm ok with that, it's just every time i finally get a chance to rest and light up a joint Obama comes out of nowhere and says, "intercepted!' and then he just smokes the whole thing down to the roach and hands it back...  https://youtu.be/eMp2WfOw2-4 CAUGHT IN ACTION
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