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Michelle Obama's pretty nice and I'm actually getting healthy toiling away in her community garden for 12 hours a day every day, but I still can't stop asking myself why she needs so much zucchini.
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by R. Guyovich
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I really think Malia has sympathy for our plight, now that we white males truly are the most oppressed group in the country, nay, the world. I know I see it in her eyes. That Sasha girl could probably huck tomaters all day long, though, if the Secret Service would let her.
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Obama made me and Fat Arnie smoke doobies and then he forced us to get gay married in front of the sacred Wiccan corn patch. I was totally freaking out and going "no way" at first, but now I really want to make this relationship work. How can I get my forcibly gay married cell-cum-soul mate to get on board?
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