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I was gonna type a joke but then I realized the joke I was typing was basically that comic so I just posted the comic instead

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Ahundredbux posted:

as a violent criminal I was sentenced to the 'chair', turns out it was just sitting on a chair for an hour thinking about what I did instead of getting electrocuted.. guess I'll just have to go on living then. Thanks obama :argh:

Man, they're really "sticking it" to you domestic violent criminals, huh? I'm an illegal immigrant criminal, and whenever a cop catches me doing a crime, instead of arresting me he is legally obligated to give me a big wet kiss right on the lips :smug:

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Also the illegal immigrant meetings where we write your laws and argue over who gets to steal your wives are a lot of fun, there's always a big fancy halal buffet

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Surprisingly Christmas is still a holiday, but now you have to celebrate it by cutting up and eating a New Testament using crucifixes as utensils while a DHS agent looks on threateningly

and it's only a half day off work too :(

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Eonwe posted:

I was there the day they banned Pepe the Frog. Feels bad man.

Pepe actually made eye contact with me as they hauled him off to the guillotine. I couldn't hold his intense gaze. My eyes went immediately to the ground in front of me. There was too much shame in my heart, at my own cowardice.

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saucyseadweller posted:

The American flag change was a shock to many but i kinda like it, rainbow is much nicer to look at than red, white and blue.

At first I thought replacing the stars with a bunch of Islamic crescent moons was a violation of church and state, but then the islamocommunist thought police disappeared my children so I stopped thinking that for my own safety

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