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at first I was bummed about the mandatory birth control and abortions but once I was forced to adopt a whole extended clan of Syrian refugees, I learned that family is made in your heart not your womb
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I though it was gonna be real hard to learn how to read and write in Arabic, but it turns out that as a woman in the United States of ISIS I'm not allowed to read or write anyway SO.
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Sep 30, 2016 02:43
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I knew Obamacare would kill me. I have been selected to be euthanized as I was drawn in the death panel lottery. The only thing that saves me now is the government bureaucracy and red tape that I so hated before.
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Sep 30, 2016 17:34
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Obama brought back the draft and no one gets out of it due to his "Inclusivity Order". luckily his military reforms mean that we sit around making friendship bracelets and paper cranes to drop on our enemies, so it's nbd when your number gets called.
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