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So sick of Obama dunking on me every time I step in the court but the last straw was when he got the Marine Corps band to play the Globetrotters theme while he does it.
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Obama does gun fingers at me after a sack and doesn't even draw an unsportsmanlike. I do them back and now I'm being reeducated by Colin Kaepernick? What the gently caress!!
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"aaaaaaaamuslimsaywaht" he said, in the state of the union address, and i messed up. i didn't hear him clearly and i said "what?" and now i have to go to mosque every friday
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Obama made the Department of Homeland Security send all Americans a text that said "you just lost The Game"
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argh
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Dc looks so different now that the monuments have been replaced with Statues of Lenin and Stalin but whatcha gonna do?*shrugs*
The Bill Ayers Memorial is my favorite place in the spring.
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You know, I used to think replacing "Under God" with "Thanks Obama" in the pledge of allegiance was kinda gauche and didn't fit, but I'm really coming around to it.
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I hate that the National Anthem is "gently caress Tha Police" now. Couldn't they have picked something a little easier for ordinary people to sing? Everyone always screws up Eazy-E's verse.
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change.org petition to fly the flag at half-mast whenever anyone is triggered.
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I can't even call someone a person because the son part of that word implies a gender.
You can call them a perperson.
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You can call them a perperson.
gently caress. Wait.
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Michelle Obama's pretty nice and I'm actually getting healthy toiling away in her community garden for 12 hours a day every day, but I still can't stop asking myself why she needs so much zucchini.
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Wait it's emperor Obama now? I thought he was our god-king...
You can call him either. He's really cool about it.
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