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I don't like violence, so my politbureau sanctioned shifts at the guillotine where the white middle class is put to death are really bumming me out :(

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Man, my eczema has really flared up since cotton was banned, and we switched to hemp only clothing

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I told the Labor Distribution Board that I was okay with sedentary work, and outside work because I really needed to find something. Imagine my surprise when they placed me in a job working as a solar panel!

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Although it was a bit concerning to see Obama abolish the constitution and ban free elections, then seize the crown from off the popes head and declare himself Supreme God Emporer of the world, I am excited for the opportunity he's giving me in showing my skills to the other conscripts the campaign into Russia.

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