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Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib
Pretend I emptyquoted everything.

:five:

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TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



Drunken Baker posted:

The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to Goatse every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.

Vincent: And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the gently caress a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a Goatse.

Goatse Pounder with cheese :getin:

White Phosphorus
Sep 12, 2000

drink Dr Pepper actually posted:

man, that's a great one.



Hey that's me! Seeing goatse for the first time back in 1999.

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Tubgirls on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched Goatse glisten in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to shitpost.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

super sweet best pal posted:

No ring, a shameful statue.

Aye, but I don't have the Photoshop skills....someone? Anyone.....?

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich

spud posted:

Aye, but I don't have the Photoshop skills....someone? Anyone.....?

this took me literally 15 seconds

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Teikanmi posted:

this took me literally 15 seconds



PREPARE....


FOR GOATSE!

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

good job thread!

:thumbsup:

scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire

Amazing.

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TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



The great thing about this one is you can just use your imagination.

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