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Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
cool, jalopnik has hardcore pornography on the front page

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sharkytm
Oct 9, 2003

Ba

By

Sharkytm doot doo do doot do doo


Fallen Rib
LOL, continuing the downward spiral.

beep-beep car is go
Apr 11, 2005

I can just eyeball this, right?



I went to the back of the name change line to see if I could get another one.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
all of the over gawker sites, especially deadspin and jezebel would appropriately tag poo poo as [nsfw].

idk, Jason torchinsky seems like a dumbass. I'm fine with just reading deadspin from now on.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
http://www.wastelandweekend.com/

I'm gonna just drop this right here.

slurry_curry
Nov 26, 2003
<3mini-moni+animu^_^

angryhampster posted:

This looks like mylittle jackasses.

Hodor



Always asking for belly rubs



And sitting like a meerkat



She's an rear end in a top hat that cost us way too much money from an emergency back surgery, but she is awesome.

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org

Phone posted:

cool, jalopnik has hardcore pornography on the front page

Phone posted:

all of the over gawker sites, especially deadspin and jezebel would appropriately tag poo poo as [nsfw].

idk, Jason torchinsky seems like a dumbass. I'm fine with just reading deadspin from now on.
This is what we're talking about?

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

Non-dog-owner checking in. I'm excited to change the date on my wristwatch tomorrow.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
Yeah, and you click on the link and you see a fleshy colored pole sticking out of the woman's mouth.

It's possible to have an article about pornography without showing it. If you're going to show it, tag it. Like I'm about 100% sure that the Hogan sex tape had all sorts of disclaimers of "You're gonna see an old wrinkly dick [nsfw]".

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org

Phone posted:

Yeah, and you click on the link and you see a fleshy colored pole sticking out of the woman's mouth.

It's possible to have an article about pornography without showing it. If you're going to show it, tag it. Like I'm about 100% sure that the Hogan sex tape had all sorts of disclaimers of "You're gonna see an old wrinkly dick [nsfw]".
Its not on the front page, and the description under the headline infers that you'll be looking at hardcore images if you click it.

Always assume that headlines with "hardcore porn" in the title are NSFW is a good idea I think.

NitroSpazzz
Dec 9, 2006

You don't need style when you've got strength!


slurry_curry posted:

Always asking for belly rubs

Belly rubs? Always belly rubs

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

Cage posted:

Its not on the front page, and the description under the headline infers that you'll be looking at hardcore images if you click it.

"It’s already Friday night in Jakarta, Indonesia, which means they’ve already had a very exciting Friday afternoon. I can say that it’s been an interesting end-of-week for them because of all these Tweets showing hardcore porn playing on a billboard on a busy South Jakarta street. Even better, this was right by the…"

No mention of a thumbnail surprise inside. The pic you lifted, which is on the front page, doesn't show anything explicit. Yeah there's 3/4ths of a woman's head, but everything from the nose down is out of frame.

The only gawker site that is actively blocked at work is Kotaku because anime, video games, and anime boobie video games. But like when the olympics were on, deadspin had an article that was like "knock it off with the underwater camera for women's polo [NSFW]" meaning that you'll probably going to see a boob if you click through.

I mean, shame on me, etc., but the only interesting articles to come out of Jalopnik these days are links to Road & Track.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



NitroSpazzz posted:

Belly rubs? Always belly rubs


Oh my goodness gracious let those doggos

Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)



Black weiner [X]
Instagram filter [X]
Cute mini doge [X]


My sisters mini dachshund Stella. She is very possessive of her humans and always telling her big brothers Moose, Guinness, and Pugsley where they can go!

RE: Jalopnik I have given up on that site. They have adopted the shock/clickbait headlines and basically are just reposting other peoples crap. I have been now perusing The Drive, which doesn't have as much content and some articles are not good but the content overall is better than what jalopnik has been vomiting out. The turning point for me that I can pin down on when the content was on a downward spiral was once they posted that "BMW Engines are poo poo" article.

alternate.eago
Jul 19, 2006
Insert randomness here.
Odin was extra cuddly the other day:

meltie
Nov 9, 2003

Not a sodding fridge.
I'm in Portland this week; does PDX Cars & Coffee have a good reputation?

e: no wait, I forgot that when you guys call something "Portland" it actually means "kinda near Portland in a different town".

http://www.portlandcarsandcoffee.com/location/

America: stop doing this.

meltie fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Sep 30, 2016

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.
This is my fiancee's dog Kurwa. She's an evil black assault murder dog and loves jeep intake air tubes, radiator hoses, and floormats. I didn't even know I had that many intake air tubes but she found them all and shredded them one by one, fortunately they're cheap at the junkyard if I ever need one.


I took this radiator hose away until I could clean it off because it still had nasty oil residue all over it. She was mad at me for a while but found a stick to play with.

A floormat dies:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR3BffRjMk4

Also, she loves ACEofsnett and will harass him forever until he throws balls, sticks, or rubber jeep parts for her.

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.



Your fiancee is Polish, isn't she?

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.
Nope, but had some Polish roommates when she got the dog :haw:

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


I don't have any pics of my dogge at work.
He's a great dogge, though.

CharlesM posted:

Ok I just started playing the Mad Max game and I got to the part where Chum's base is attacked. Why didn't he grab the dog?

It'll be OK Dog is helpful in locating land mines later in the game

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

Somewhat Heroic posted:

RE: Jalopnik I have given up on that site.
I posted a negative comment (along with several others) about the direction the site has gone in, and they deleted everything including my account.

Oh well.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



angryrobots posted:

I posted a negative comment (along with several others) about the direction the site has gone in, and they deleted everything including my account.

Oh well.

Lol :goonrush:

E: poo poo

Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)



angryrobots posted:

I posted a negative comment (along with several others) about the direction the site has gone in, and they deleted everything including my account.

Oh well.

I never bothered to register there. The whole commenting system looked dumb.

funny Star Wars parody posted:

Lol :goonrush:

E: poo poo

It would actually be funny to :goon:

slurry_curry
Nov 26, 2003
<3mini-moni+animu^_^

Somewhat Heroic posted:

Black weiner [X]
Instagram filter [X]
Cute mini doge [X]


My sisters mini dachshund Stella. She is very possessive of her humans and always telling her big brothers Moose, Guinness, and Pugsley where they can go!


Sounds like a dachshund. This is the most common state for my dog



Still not sure about the kitten, but she is slowly seeing the benefit of having another napping partner.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

angryrobots posted:

I posted a negative comment (along with several others) about the direction the site has gone in, and they deleted everything including my account.

Oh well.

Are you sure Kinja didn't just randomly decide to not show anything anymore because it's an incomprehensible broken pile of gently caress? Seriously, I gave up on Jalopnik around 09 or 10 when they "upgraded" their site and went from a clean, easily navigated site to some terrible abomination of web2.0ness that may or may not have been replaced or reworked, I couldn't ever get comments to actually show up anymore and nothing else worked right either so I found other places to waste my time.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

Timmy Cruise posted:

Porter is 5 months old tomorrow. He's been keeping me busy on my forced sabbatical, in a good way of course.

He's very attentive (when you have treats)




Do all dogs sleep on their back?


What kind of dog is he because I want one

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

CharlesM posted:

Ok I just started playing the Mad Max game and I got to the part where Chum's base is attacked. Why didn't he grab the dog?

Don't worry, Dog will show back up later.

I actually just finished it myself. Now I get to go dig through all the scavenging locations that I previously ignored.

Siochain
May 24, 2005

"can they get rid of any humans who are fans of shitheads like Kanye West, 50 Cent, or any other piece of crap "artist" who thinks they're all that?

And also get rid of anyone who has posted retarded shit on the internet."


Seat Safety Switch posted:

What kind of dog is he because I want one

Welcome to the awesome world of duck tollers:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nova_Scotia_Duck_Tolling_Retriever

Great loving dogs. High energy, but loving great.

Timmy Cruise
Jun 9, 2007

Seat Safety Switch posted:

What kind of dog is he because I want one


Siochain posted:

Welcome to the awesome world of duck tollers:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nova_Scotia_Duck_Tolling_Retriever

Great loving dogs. High energy, but loving great.

They are really great dogs. My wife's family had one as a pet, otherwise I wouldn't have known about them. He's actually from Calgary as there are no breeders that I know of in SK.

Very smart dogs and depending on the disposition can be very high energy, like other mid size working dogs.

We feel like we got lucky as he has a great disposition., he's been really great to train and is really attentive. I've been home for a few weeks now so I've thankfully been able to spend a lot of time with him, especially as he grows up. It's been hitting me lately how fast dogs grow up - seems like we just got him.

Siochain
May 24, 2005

"can they get rid of any humans who are fans of shitheads like Kanye West, 50 Cent, or any other piece of crap "artist" who thinks they're all that?

And also get rid of anyone who has posted retarded shit on the internet."


Timmy Cruise posted:

They are really great dogs. My wife's family had one as a pet, otherwise I wouldn't have known about them. He's actually from Calgary as there are no breeders that I know of in SK.

Very smart dogs and depending on the disposition can be very high energy, like other mid size working dogs.

We feel like we got lucky as he has a great disposition., he's been really great to train and is really attentive. I've been home for a few weeks now so I've thankfully been able to spend a lot of time with him, especially as he grows up. It's been hitting me lately how fast dogs grow up - seems like we just got him.

Yeah, same "class" of dog as labs/retrievers, aka "can be loving insane". Tend to be slightly more balanced, though, as they haven't hit the massive popularity surge (and resulting bad breeding) as labs et. al. I've only met a couple in person - one was superchillaxmegaawesome dog, the other was doing lines of coke-laced-with-meth while chugging rockstar energy drinks psycho. Fucker could move though. Still a great dog, just too much go juice.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

PEOPLE OF EARTH

THIS SIGN


DOES NOT MEAN THE SAME AS THIS SIGN


:bang:

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




slidebite posted:

PEOPLE OF EARTH

THIS SIGN


DOES NOT MEAN THE SAME AS THIS SIGN


:bang:

Someone should also tell South Texas that yield signs on onramps aren't stop signs.

Nidhg00670000
Mar 26, 2010

We're in the pipe, five by five.
Grimey Drawer
New album out today from my favourite lady artist, and tickets for her show on Oct 31st. :woop:

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

Liquid Communism posted:

Someone should also tell South Texas that yield signs on onramps aren't stop signs.

That's everywhere, at least the entire east coast as well.

Although from my New England trip last year, my current opinion is that Maryland drivers are the worst. At everything.

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal
I think there are some onramps in Maryland or Virginia with stop signs.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.
We have some of those on Rt2 in Massachusetts as well, mostly in the Fitchburg area. But Fitchburg is basically a shithole anyways so just try to never go there, then you won't have to try and get back out.

slurry_curry
Nov 26, 2003
<3mini-moni+animu^_^

CharlesM posted:

I think there are some onramps in Maryland or Virginia with stop signs.

In washington we have stop lights on the onramps that turn on during heavy traffic(so always in seattle). I grew up here, so they seem perfectly normal to me, but I have heard a bunch of people are super confused by them who move here. Some of them are far enough back that you have plenty of room to get up to speed, but most seem to be set 10 feet from the merge point.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

I've see stoplights too when I was in socal and thought it was a good idea. Seems to make sense in heavy traffic situations as it gives the main traffic room to absorb a single car as opposed to an endless stream of traffic. Plus in my experience people run red lights less than stop signs.

Mr-Spain
Aug 27, 2003

Bullshit... you can be mine.

CharlesM posted:

I think there are some onramps in Maryland or Virginia with stop signs.

In rural texas you will have two way access roads with an offramp onto the access road. There's stop signs on the access roads but it's a little unnerving coming off the ramp at 50 blowing by someone stopped there.

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CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Phone posted:

but the only interesting articles to come out of Jalopnik these days are links to Road & Track.



There has never been anything interesting on that turd of a site and the comments section is even more of a sewer than Youtube. And also given it's Gawker (or was)..... yeah gently caress that I aint given them clicks

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