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I like Portlandia. And I also like it when parodies come to life and hilariously own themselves, so this is all good.
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The feminist bookstore is angry. It rumbles and cracks have formed in the fiundation. The bookstore is angry and we do not know how to calm it.
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Sep 30, 2016 16:10
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How can we crack jokes when the feminist bookstore is so angry? How can we laugh in the face of such rage? When the feminist bookstore finally sees vengeance done there will be no more laughter, of that I am certain.
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Sep 30, 2016 18:34
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FactsAreUseless posted:A stone age representation of the creative and destructive nature of womanhood but it's the feminist bookstore from Portlandia and dozens of cave people live in awe of it. Anthropologists find similar representations in murals dated 16000 years later on 2 different continents that had no previous contact with each other. A clay sculpture in one of Alexander the Great's storehouses indicates that the Angry Feminist Bookstore was also known to the people of his empire. It appears to be a force that has been with humankind through the ages, across all civilizations. But what does it mean? How did it come to be? We may never know.
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Sep 30, 2016 19:07
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Rubellavator posted:Calm down The feminist bookstore from Portlandia is tired of being told to calm down.
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Sep 30, 2016 22:26
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The feminist bookstore from Portlandia is a battlefield littered with the dead and dying. Agents of the Patriarchy and Feminists alike reduced to little more than meat. Men and women who, moments before, cut into one with deadly purpose and seething hate now cry out in agony with one voice, bearing for the first time a common message. Please, God, let us die now. The feminist bookstore from Portlandia hears their pleading but offers no relief.
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Sep 30, 2016 23:46
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"Pritchard, I made it to a rooftop overlooking the Feminist Bookstore From Portlandia." All right Jensen. The schematics show a ventilation shaft behind the building that could get you inside. Or if you actually paid attention to my briefing notes you shouldn't have trouble hacking through the security systems and marching right in. "Stow the sarcasm, Pritchard. Just tell me if you're catching any com chatter nearby." Everything is quiet in your vicinity. But Jensen, you should know that once you're inside I'm going to be blind. The Feminist Bookstore From Portlandia has very strict policies regarding activity on the premises and they have reserved the full authority to enforce them. "If you can't bypass them just say so. This Feminist Bookstore From Portlandia is Angry, looks like I'll have to take care of it by myself."
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Oct 1, 2016 18:54
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It cost me my career, my marriage. Let's face it, it's cost me my life. But I've peeled back the layers of this rotten onion and now I can see the blackened core of this whole sick operation. How many hard working black families were priced out of their homes? How many artisan toast shops funded with the blood of innocent people just trying to get by? I don't know the real answer, and I don't think anyone ever will. But one things I do know is that the locus point around which this whole festering operation spins is the Feminist Bookstore From Portlandia. Bleeding this city dry and sucking the marrow from it's bones. It's all there in my files. I followed the breadcrumbs one by one. Shell corps, coverups, fraud, extortion... Murder. I'm giving you these documents because I have a feeling I'm probably next, because I know the secret, and The Feminist Bookstore From Portlandia is angry.
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Oct 1, 2016 23:21
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Josh Becker said that Maggie Bessler's cousin heard that Liam Korman walked into the Feminist Bookstore From Portlandia at night and when he came out his teeth fell out and now he eats all his meals out of a straw.
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skeevy achievements posted:you mean these search/replace "feminist bookstore" in famous novel intros and such I know right? Nobody has even posted the Krusty meme and empty quoted it 136 times.
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