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CountryMatters
Apr 8, 2009

IT KEEPS HAPPENING
To get a better idea try this: focus on these words, and whatever you do don't let your eyes wander past the perimeter of this page. Now imagine just beyond your peripheral vision, maybe behind you, maybe to the side of you, maybe even in front of you, but right where you can't see it, the feminist bookstore from Portlandia is quietly closing in on you, so quiet in fact you can only hear it as silence. Find those pockets without sound. That's where it is. Right at this moment. But don't look. Keep your eyes here. Now take a deep breath. Go ahead, take an even deeper one. Only this time as you exhale try to imagine how fast it will happen, how angry the feminist bookstore from Portlandia is, how many times it will lecture you on microaggressions with its zines or are they diurnals?, don't worry, that particular detail doesn't matter, because before you have time to process that you should be moving, you should be running, you should at the very least be checking your privilege-you sure as hell should be closing this forum-you won't have time to even mansplain.

Don't look.

I didn't.

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