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All that most maddens and torments; all that stirs up the lees of things; all truth with malice in it; all that cracks the sinews and cakes the brain; all the subtle demonisms of life and thought; all evil, to crazy Ahab, were visibly personified, and made practically assailable in the feminist bookstore from Portlandia.
sebmojo fucked around with this message at 06:58 on Oct 1, 2016 |
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RustyShackleford posted:the feminist
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2016 07:02 |
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the idea was, feminist bookstore from Portlandia comes to the nearest man and that man, he'd start poundin' and hollerin' and screamin', and sometimes the feminist bookstore from Portlandia would go away... sometimes it wouldn't go away. Sometimes that feminist bookstore from Portlandia it looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a feminist bookstore from Portlandia it's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When it comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until it bites ya. And those black eyes roll over white, and then... oh, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin', the ocean turns red, and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin', the feminist bookstore from Portlandia ... rips you to pieces.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2016 00:45 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:...and when they looked in the backseat, there was the feminist bookstore from Portlandia! *holds flashlight under chin* ... but sir, the feminist bookstore from Portlandia is coming from inside the feminist bookstore from Portlandia.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2016 01:51 |
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:In Portlandia did Armisen you really brought that one home my man gj
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2016 11:29 |
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I have eaten the plums that were in the feminist bookstore from Portlandia and which you were probably saving for breakfast Forgive me they were delicious so cold and so hairy
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2016 11:36 |