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'Devaluation of feminist discourse' being listed as an unforgivable transgression. Thats the type of thing you usually hear in the context of fundamentalist religion.
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Can we make this thread about the bat holocaust house instead of about feminism?
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Sep 30, 2016 16:07
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The feminist bookstore has gained sentience and it is loving pissed about it.
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Sep 30, 2016 16:11
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This monsterous bookstore will devour us all.
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Sep 30, 2016 16:12
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FlimFlam Imam posted:Perhaps the time has come to call in Burning Orphanage Man. I don't know where this came from but I thank you and this thread for delivering it into my life. Mistakes into miracles.
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Sep 30, 2016 16:30
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Kelp Me! posted:I am genuinely curious as to how the people working that store would react to a guy walking into the store by himself. I once walked into a strange new age christian bookstore and they reacted as if I had walked broken into their house. I think someone hissed at me.
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Oct 1, 2016 02:03
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Through yellow smoke whirling into light Buildings split, bridges collapsed Crowded trams burnt as they rolled about Portland, all full of boundless heaps of embers Soon after, skin dangling like rags With hands on breasts Treading upon the spilt brains Wearing shreds of burnt cloth round their loins There came numberless lines of the naked All fleeing The Feminist Bookstore from Portlandia
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Oct 1, 2016 06:53
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I've taken on and bested countless bookstores. I'll rumble with a feminist any day of the week. But a feminist bookstore, and one from Portlandia? What can I do against such reckless anger?
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Oct 1, 2016 23:48
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The trapped occupants of the feminist bookstore from Portlandia, who once had the hubris to call themselves its 'owners', try desperately to convey a warning to outsiders: to scare them away from the open jaws of the store, to spare others from the torment they must now endure, eternally.
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Oct 2, 2016 00:35
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etalian posted:The most portland thing was actually that vegan strip club What's the point of going to a strip club if you can't tip them and have them eat your meat?
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Oct 2, 2016 01:32
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mysterious frankie posted:I tried this to prove it: I was only able to sleep at night because I believed the horror was confined to a bookstore in Portland. Now I know that it is more of an abstract cosmic force of feminine hatred that can occupy any enclosed space, even those outside of traditionally black neighborhoods. I am afraid.
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Oct 2, 2016 01:42
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EngineerSean posted:Guys this isn't funny any more, tell me the feminist bookstore from Portlandia is something you guys made up or I'm telling Mom. I know not its origins. What I do know is that they are irrelevant. Maybe we did make it up. Maybe our imaginations revealed to us something that was always there, lurking just beyond conscious perception, giving form to something otherwise unknowable. In either case, things take on a life of their own. In time two teenage girls will murder their friend as a sacrifice to the Feminist Bookstore from Portlandia. I see it in my dreams and know that it is inevitable. When I wake I see blood on my hands, and know that I share responsibility, as does everyone posting in this thread. It will come for us all, in time.
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Oct 2, 2016 01:56
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veni veni veni posted:it's too bad it didn't spawn a towel and some cleaner to wipe off all those greasy fingerprints and meat blood drippings. Its not meat blood drippings. Any vessel occupied with the spirit of the feminist bookstore becomes stained by a different source of blood drops.
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Oct 2, 2016 13:33
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Maybe the feminist bookstore that was willing to allow Portlandia to use their storefront for its parody is also capable of engaging in self-parody via a sign on their door? Perhaps it knows emotions other than anger.
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Oct 3, 2016 15:25
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People might believe that the feminist bookstore is an agent of the Illuminati, but the truth is the opposite. The Illuminati have always been the pawns of the Feminist Bookstore from Portlandia.
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