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the ol pump-n-bump posted:The feminist movement was started by the rockafellers to get the woman out of the house and into a taxable position, while giving the state the abiity to subvert their kids minds 8 hours a day....while at the same time increasing inflation and counter culture ideas of a cohesive family being undesirable has lead to a total destruction of the american family
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 15:51 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 16:59 |
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What's Up With The Feminist Bookstore From Portlandia Lately Oh This Is What Is Up With Them Okay Guys Anyway If You Click This Article There Are Pictures Of Bats And Bunnies
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 16:03 |
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Oh my god not the feminist bookstore from Portlandia! Dammit! I can't believe we lost the feminist bookstore from Portlandia to the god drat PC Police! When are those clowns in Congress gonna shut those bastards down? What a bunch of clowns... feminist clowns that is!
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 16:06 |
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the ol pump-n-bump posted:It seems extreme because the whole bookstore is a CIA front designed to spread disharmony by polarizing parts of the population against itself, in the name of political correctness, use your brain moran
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 16:09 |
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FlimFlam Imam posted:George Carlin is spinning in his grave.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 16:10 |
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bag em and tag em posted:The feminist bookstore is angry. It rumbles and cracks have formed in the fiundation. The bookstore is angry and we do not know how to calm it.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 16:10 |
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Moon Atari posted:The feminist bookstore has gained sentience and it is loving pissed about it.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 16:12 |
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This thread is now for discussing the following blog: http://bats-and-bunnies.blogspot.com/
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 16:12 |
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The blog is on hiatus so there won't be much to discuss.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 16:12 |
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Yes, or about an angry bookstore rampaging around Portland and smashing up Subway franchises.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 16:16 |
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Once we discover a new bat species, that blog is going to go loving nuts.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 16:17 |
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the video game Rampage but it's the feminist bookstore from Portlandia and it's freaking PISSED. OFF. EPICLY.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 18:25 |
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bag em and tag em posted:How can we crack jokes when the feminist bookstore is so angry? How can we laugh in the face of such rage? When the feminist bookstore finally sees vengeance done there will be no more laughter, of that I am certain.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 18:47 |
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loquacius posted:You arrive home from a day of merry objectifying and microagressing to find that your house is gone. In its place is the feminist bookstore from Portlandia. The building is silent and inanimate as usual, but in the pit of your stomach you can feel a palpable sense of dread and rage emanating from its very foundation. Through the fogged windows you can perceive no details other than a dim red glow. As you approach warily, a faint rumbling can be heard from deep below the earth. Your instincts are shouting at you to flee, to run away and never stop, but you are inexplicably compelled to walk up what was once your front path, as the rumbling increases in volume and pitch. You reach for the doorknob, your hand shaking as violently as the incensed earth. Your key does not fit, but the door opens anyway. It seems almost as though gravity has rotated 90 degrees, and you fall through the doorway, there is no other word for it. Behind you, the door creaks slightly as it swings smoothly shut.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 19:04 |
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Kelp Me! posted:A regular-seeming bookstore but every book contains the soul of a fallen feminist and they all scream "SMASH THE PATRIARCHY" when you open one of the books
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 19:05 |
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bag em and tag em posted:Anthropologists find similar representations in murals dated 16000 years later on 2 different continents that had no previous contact with each other.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 19:07 |
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Kelp Me! posted:jesus loving christ I rescind my request
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 19:18 |
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The feminist bookstore from Portland is angry. The clouds gather. The storm is coming.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 21:27 |
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OMG JC a Bomb! posted:25% less than the Bookstore of Manliness for selling the same books
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 21:30 |
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The feminist bookstore from Portlandia is hungry. The feminist bookstore from Portlandia is sick of CERTAIN PEOPLE acting like Taylor is better than Bey. The feminist bookstore from Portlandia misses you, Bernice. It's sorry. [later deleted] The feminist bookstore from Portlandia is pretty pumped for the gym, gals!
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 21:35 |
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The feminist bookstore from Portlandia is what it is. It is who it is. IT WILL BE WHAT IT WILL BE.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 21:48 |
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Kelp Me! posted:Have you been bingeing out on Welcome to Night Vale or what (I'm not complaining)
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 22:24 |
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Guy hearing extremely famous bible quote: Is that from Night Vale. Me: *praying silently for America*
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 22:25 |
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Kelp Me! posted:Guy seeing multiple posts that ascribe Lovecraftian traits to a small building: Is that from Night Vale?
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 22:41 |
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Kelp Me! posted:Hey I go to synagogue once every few years! I just learned the bible in the One True Godly Language
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 22:51 |
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Smythe posted:The Feminist Bookstore is going to own me, and I'm going to like it. It's going to pummel me with rare, limited edition books of theory and prose and poetry until I'm reduced to paste. It's going to clobber my rear end, balls, and weakling boy-body with manuscripts and nice thick heavy coffee table photo books. It's going to strap me down on the floor between the massive hard shelves and cut me into pieces with paper. I will be bound and gagged with a giant dream catcher as interpretive dancers rip me limb from limb to a 5000db acoustic janis joplin track in their impossibly tight unitards. my horney level is my demise im strung out jacked up and freaked out because tonight my friends tonight is the night i am buried beneath the never-ending catacombs of The Feminist Bookstore from Portlandia.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2016 00:32 |
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The feminist bookstore from Portlandia.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2016 01:30 |
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The feminist bookstore from Portlandia called, they're running out of you!
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2016 16:34 |
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bag em and tag em posted:"Pritchard, I made it to a rooftop overlooking the Feminist Bookstore From Portlandia."
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2016 19:04 |
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skeevy achievements posted:I mean this beyond parody
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2016 21:58 |
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lfg feminist bookstore from Portlandia SRS RAIDERS ONLY
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2016 23:57 |
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sout posted:FactsAreUseless are we allowed to emptyquote in gbs now?
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2016 00:14 |
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misty mountaintop posted:Just watched Inside Out (2015). I thought it was pretty good, particularly the way they dramatized the protagonist's emotional fluctuations through the characters of Joy, Sadness, Disgust, Fear, and Feminist Bookstore from Portlandia.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2016 00:15 |
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naem posted:Portland, Oregon:
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2016 00:16 |
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[the end of Princess Mononoke, but the giant forest spirit is the feminist bookstore from Portlandia]
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2016 00:26 |
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Q: How many feminist bookstores from Portlandia does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It can hear you. Run.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2016 00:48 |
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[in Carrie Brownstein voice]: The feminist bookstore from Portlandia! *four minutes of guitar noise produced by the guy from Sonic Youth*
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2016 00:53 |
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Corin Tucker: The feminist boooOOOOOooookstore from Portlandia! Carrie Brownstein (in harmony): It's angry! It's angry!
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2016 00:54 |
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Dreddout posted:Dr. Weir: The feminist bookstore brought me back. I told you she won't let me leave - she won't let anyone leave. Did you really think you could destroy this bookstore? She's defied space and time. She's been to a place you couldn't possibly imagine. And now... it is time to go back.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2016 01:00 |
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mysterious frankie posted:I tried this to prove it:
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2016 01:35 |