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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The feminist bookstore from Portlandia is angry!
 
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Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

 The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all the contents of the feminist bookstore from Portlandia. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of the patriarchy, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of cishet microaggressions will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.

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