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theperminator
Sep 16, 2009

by Smythe
Fun Shoe
Apparently Wil is writing a new book tentatively titled "The childhood I lost"

Lets come up with some more ideas for books to write for him, I'll start.

- "My Wifes Son, the trials and tribulations of being a cuckhold"
- "How I learned to stop worrying and love being in the friendzone with Felicia Day"

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dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
- the title is just a picture og him with puffy bloodshot teary eyes

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

-"Joss Whedon and how everyone confuses me with him for some reason."

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
his names actually josh wheaton and he is wil's estranged older half brother, he changed his name not only to distance himself further but to also be todally wykkyd

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.
"Where There's a Wil There's a Way!"

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
fark.com

Millions of Crows
Mar 31, 2010

take a look overhead
Zack Parons beat everyone to this joke

From http://www.thebadguyswin.com/2015/11/the-24-worst-star-trek-books-of-all-time/

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.

theperminator posted:

Apparently Wil is writing a new book tentatively titled "The childhood I lost"

Lets come up with some more ideas for books to write for him, I'll start.

- "My Wifes Son, the trials and tribulations of being a cuckhold"
- "How I learned to stop worrying and love being in the friendzone with Felicia Day"

Was this thread just a means to an end for you to use the word "cuckold" in context? I think it was.

theperminator
Sep 16, 2009

by Smythe
Fun Shoe

CannedMacabre posted:

Was this thread just a means to an end for you to use the word "cuckold" in context? I think it was.

Nah I just think Wil Wheaton is funny because he's pretty sanctimonious for someone who fails at life.

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

CannedMacabre posted:

Was this thread just a means to an end for you to use the word "cuckold" in context? I think it was.

my burgeoning pro wrestling breakthrough is entirely a ploy to get my signature move, the cuck-hold said on national tv

FartbagOhoulihan
Sep 12, 2016
"I was the child actor everyone hated on Star Trek (subtitle) and the adult nobody cares about"

FartbagOhoulihan
Sep 12, 2016
"Klingons have no word for ending up a parody of yourself on big bang theory, a Wil Wheaton joint"

FartbagOhoulihan
Sep 12, 2016
"Wil Wheaton: In Which Our Hero Signs Autographs at Comic-Con Until His Camry Is Paid Off"

FartbagOhoulihan
Sep 12, 2016
"I Envy Leonard Nimoy (and I don't mean his career): A story of suicidal depression by Wil Wheaton"

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
Micheal Dorn Was the First Black Person I Ever Saw by Wil Wheaton

FartbagOhoulihan
Sep 12, 2016
"Star Trek: The search for the second L"

Tweezer Reprise
Aug 6, 2013

It hasn't got six strings, but it's a lot of fun.
BEAMED UP IN MY OWN BUTT

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
At Least I'm Still Famous on Twitter: The Will Wheaton Story

Shut Up, Wesley: Further Memoirs From Patrick Stewart

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
Go away space nerd Wil Wheaton! Get off my screen!

FartbagOhoulihan
Sep 12, 2016
"Wil Wheaton: A Tragedy In Entirely Too Many Acts"

FartbagOhoulihan
Sep 12, 2016
"Remember Macaulay Culkin? Like that, but Star Trek: The Wil Wheaton Story"

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
The Most Hated Character on a Popular TV Show Thanks to My Terrible Acting
-by Richard "Wil" Wheaton III

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I'm Not a Player I Just Crusheralot

FartbagOhoulihan
Sep 12, 2016
"Star Trek Rules! And other stories regarding the upside of manic depression"

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Lezly Crusher
an erotic novel

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

"I'm an OK guy. Like a 5.6" - The Wil Wheaton Story

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
"Fark beats SA in photoshop contest!"
-an unfortunately true story

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
Michael Dorn Was the Last Black Person I Ever Saw by Wil Wheaton

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

"I'm a Big Stupid Gay Baby and I Should Shut Up" by Wil Wheaton

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

get that OUT of my face posted:

"I'm a Big Stupid Gay Baby and I Should Shut Up" by Wil Wheaton

Hey that's my unfinished novel. :smith:

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Hey that's my unfinished novel. :smith:
sue his rear end, everyone will be on your side

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

get that OUT of my face posted:

sue his rear end, everyone will be on your side

I know it just flows out of me sometimes, like consuming and making GBS threads the universe in one solid breath, manifest in poetry. :smuggo:

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

FartbagOhoulihan posted:

"Remember Macaulay Culkin? Like that, but Star Trek: The Wil Wheaton Story"

Macaulay Culkin, but without the heroin and top shelf pussy.

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
"Shut Up, Me!"

-A book about gay little sweaters.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
"I Was on TV Once: A Guide to Getting Laid at ComiCon" - Wil Waton

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
Shut up, Wesley.

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

reminder that one time this was the SA front page

https://www.somethingawful.com/fakesa/bbdotnet/

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Bazinga!

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Wait where did worfquoter go?

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Jedrick
Mar 21, 2010

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:
"everyone who wants to gently caress me is gross"

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