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yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
I woke up to a policeman slapping me in the face because I had killed a 12 pack of steel reserve before lunchtime and decided to take a nap, and locked the deadbolt so my roommate couldn't get back in. He thought I had died so the cops kicked down the door and had to slap me in the face for ~30 seconds before I woke up. I called him a human being and told him to let me get back to sleep and he left. We (I) had to pay like 200 bucks to repair the deadbolt the cop broke.

The hangover was pretty bad considering I drank more steel reserve after that. It lasted 2 days.

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Tofu Terry
Oct 4, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Started having convulsions and muscle spasms the day after drinking a bunch of Four Loko and went to the ER. That was before the energy blend was taken out so I'm assuming that had something to do with it.

Honor Stud For Rent
Sep 27, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
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Somebody fucked around with this message at 17:09 on Oct 2, 2016

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Mixed beer, wine and everclear in a night. Woke up and vomited for a few hours, then had to drive home even though I kept losing feeling in my hands.

tap my mountain
Jan 1, 2009

I'm the quick and the deadly
Never had a single hangover. Every time I thought I finally had one it ended up I was just regular sick.

spudsbuckley
Aug 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

(and can't post for 5 years!)

Tofu Terry posted:

Started having convulsions and muscle spasms the day after drinking a bunch of Four Loko and went to the ER. That was before the energy blend was taken out so I'm assuming that had something to do with it.

Original Four Loko sounds like a magical experience based on literally every single story I've heard about it.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Two New Years ago I drank two litres of vodka alone in my house and was sick for like, 3 days after. I know, I'm a pussy...

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

spudsbuckley posted:

Original Four Loko sounds like a magical experience based on literally every single story I've heard about it.

It was alright. My friends and I "invested" in it before the change by going around and buying out every gas station that had it, we had like 50 of the things, but within a month they were all gone. We had dreams of selling them on ebay but the call of the loko was irresistible.

tap my mountain
Jan 1, 2009

I'm the quick and the deadly
I've still got two old lokos in the fridge and I don't know what to do with em. I wanted to sell them but I dunno if drinking them is safe.

Senor P.
Mar 27, 2006
I MUST TELL YOU HOW PEOPLE CARE ABOUT STUFF I DONT AND BE A COMPLETE CUNT ABOUT IT
I was in Knoxville for a company Christmas party, after having drinks our group left. I think we went to 2-3 bars. Anyway I started drinking a bunch of long islands, maybe a half dozen.We go to the next bar and I fall down (because it is so jam packed you have to walk one foot in front of the other and the dance floor meets this step and I hit it with my foot and fell down.) Anyway after that I decided I was done. I wandered around down town Knoxville till I got tired and had to crawl on all fours. Then I got up again, looking for my hotel, saw it illuminated in the distance and headed there. That night I was puking and making GBS threads my brains out on the toliet. Seriously I was making GBS threads. Then I'd scoot back so I'd have enough space to puke. It was loving terrible. The next day I am hungover as hell and just can't be bothered to get up. I phone the front desk and tell them to book me one more day. I lived about 30 minutes away but gently caress I wasn't moving around let alone driving.

Forward a few years I am working in Angola (the country not the Prison). I go to drink with a bunch of our Phillipino craft for a party. (Its always some party on the weekends.) One brand of beer called 'Nocal' isn't too bad. The other called 'Cuca' is loving terrible. I must have had about 8 of those, singing with my Fillipino bros at video karaoke. I go back to my room to sleep, I am vomiting into the toliet for like 3-4 hours. Absoloutely terrible. For the record, Congo makes much better beer. And Namibia and South Africa.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
I don't drink alcohol

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Dial-a-Dog posted:

After I turned 30 all of my hangovers started lasting several days, but I sure didn't stop drinking for several months afterwards laffo

Oh god, does that really happen?

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

I got beer drunk at my brother-in-law's house for the first time and it was the worst hangover of my life. Up until then, I had only been drunk on liquor which always left me with a bit of a hangover but nothing serious, even when I was pass out drunk.

I woke up and honestly wondered if I was dying at first. I had passed out in his yard and was covered in dirt and bug bites. As soon as I get inside I'm handed two breakfast burritos and told that eating will make me feel better which was the worst goddamn advice I've ever gotten. I felt it for two days.

Tofu Terry
Oct 4, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

spudsbuckley posted:

Original Four Loko sounds like a magical experience based on literally every single story I've heard about it.

I think the neatest thing about it is just that you have no idea how much you're drinking. It tasted inoffensive and so before you know it you're completely hosed but it's cool because you can still (kinda) walk.

I kind of miss it lol

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I cemented myself to the carpet by vomiting into my hair and falling asleep

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Pick posted:

I cemented myself to the carpet by vomiting into my hair and falling asleep

lol

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Blacked out and almost pissed all over my friend, who was also blacked out, on the living room floor.

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master

Pick posted:

I cemented myself to the carpet by vomiting into my hair and falling asleep

Did you have diarrhea

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


flick my Mr. Bean posted:

I got beer drunk at my brother-in-law's house for the first time and it was the worst hangover of my life. Up until then, I had only been drunk on liquor which always left me with a bit of a hangover but nothing serious, even when I was pass out drunk.

I woke up and honestly wondered if I was dying at first. I had passed out in his yard and was covered in dirt and bug bites. As soon as I get inside I'm handed two breakfast burritos and told that eating will make me feel better which was the worst goddamn advice I've ever gotten. I felt it for two days.

The problem with beer drunk is that it takes more and it's higher calorie so you also get bloated and gently caress and your body has to absorb the liquid as well. So not only are you dealing with alcohol, you're dealing with water bloat and the liquid shits that come with it.

coolskillrex remix
Jan 1, 2007

gorsh

Mr. McGibblets posted:


Backstory: I did I don't even know how many shots that friends bought for me I started stacking shot shot glasses and some shattered, I was so drunk I tried eating the glass because I thought it was ice.

lol

After spending an entire day moving a huge uhaul full-o-poo poo into a 3 story townhouse with two friends i went out to a coworkers party at night, we drank a ton of jack and coke, then for some reason we all got bottle service at some club where this lingerie host girl was pouring, so of course I take 10 shots of the vodka so she knows im not a pussy (i was not even waiting for my coworkers to finish their shots). We went to a hookah bar at 3am which makse me more dizzy and completely fucks up my stomach and made me barf instantly. Get back to my 3 story townhouse, literally crawl up the two flights of stairs to 3rd floor bathroom and barf all over the toilet and all over my shirt. Never even slept in that house before but i crawl along the floor onto my brand new mattress with no sheets on it like a loving meth head would. Then 6 hours later my dad calls and says that i need to help him move my sisters couch and he wont take no for an answer so i had a 2+ hour car ride nursing death hangover. Then that night (almost 20 hours later) i was still drunk or something and was trying to parallel park a van full of more poo poo and ended up barely scraping a brand new bmw and ruining my insurance. :spiderguy: Very expensive day in my life

coolskillrex remix fucked around with this message at 10:07 on Oct 3, 2016

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
i had some awful ones on red wine

fundamental worst though wasnt even from drinking that much, i was in zurich for work :wotwot: with a coworker and i had like 4 or 5 beers and then went to be about 1am before our 6am flight which was p stupid

i woke up at 7am to my friend calling me saying wed missed the plane

so we panicked a little bit, tracked down another flight and had to get a train to basel to catch it

i just felt awful, all the food in Switzerland is really salty and it was 30c out and i was really dehydrated all week, the train stopped at a station for half an hour or so and turned the air conditioning off and i spent the whole journey thinking i was going to be sick

i literally couldnt face eating anything until about 6pm and just spent about 6 hours in basel airport staring at a cup of coffee and waiting to go home

also my manager's manager is a dick and i was not looking forward to seeing him after loving up the flights even though i paid for the new ones, fortunately after he had a bit of a go at us about our lack of professionalism the ceo came in said hed laughed when the other guy had come in and been all :argh: :words: and then he offered to pay for the other flights anyway because he thought it was funny

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus
I'd had a bottle of wine, and a couple glasses of scotch the night an inner ear infection decided to kick in.

yoloer420
May 19, 2006
I was pretty messed up after a three week bender in Vegas. I think that was more alcohol withdrawal rather than a hangover though.

Edit: I miss Four Loko

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
an old school friend of mine brought a bottle of wine with him to a party i was having while my parents were away for the weekend

he proceeds to pour it into two pint glasses and then chug it :barf:

later we're smoking cigars and he has the brilliant idea to put one out (red hot cherry and all) on his hand

i heard it got infected as gently caress and he had to take antibiotics for a while. also got a bigass scar

oh man

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Is this just a drunk stories thread now? Because I've got a good one. Once, at a friends going away party a buddy of mine mixes up a drink for another member of the group. It consists of a 12oz bottle of cider and about 2 fingers of Fireball poured into a shaker pint. The other person doesn't care for it and drinks maybe an 8th of it. My buddy, not wanting to waste it, drinks it all. On top of about 3 other shots and a bottle or two of Guinness. About 2 hours later he disappears into the bathroom for what I think was 5 hours (I sort of grayed out, maybe it was 3), before finally coming out, triumphant, like Shrek and then passing out. The next day his roommate is using the bathroom to get ready, comes out and in the most deadpan voice I ever heard says "Someone threw up all over our bathroom wall.". I am lying on the floor, slightly sick, but still laugh my rear end off.

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Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
Drinking a glass of water before sleeping absolutely helps the hangover, or at least the headache part of it. Dehydration is absolutely linked to hangover headaches. You can find the studies online somewhere.

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