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What if I told you that there was an app on the market that can deliver you a fecal transplant within an hour after you make a decision upon seeing the donor's data. Including diet, IQ, and income.
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a lot of pictures of dicks featuring exclusively people of the arabic race
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Oct 1, 2016 08:01
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Uber, but remotely ethically sound.
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Oct 1, 2016 09:16
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Facebook, but on the internet
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Oct 1, 2016 09:23
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1001 Arabian dicks posted:a lot of pictures of dicks featuring exclusively people of the arabic race so many mutilated cocks for one app
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Oct 1, 2016 09:28
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calculates overtime to initity or uncle death
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Oct 1, 2016 09:51
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an app that sends out daily push notifications, telling you that you're a worthless piece of poo poo. putting it on ignore mode reduces the notification period to once every 10 minutes. i'm going to call it 'YourMom' or 'Momblr'
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Oct 1, 2016 10:13
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Okay, this app lets people vote on topics right? Sponsored polls by people who don't want to make their own app, public polls that are ad supported. A way for people to share their opinion, boring right? There's a way to make it sexier. It'll also lets people buy extra votes. I haven't worked out on if they'll buy the votes with micro-transactions, watching ads, or both. I also haven't decided if the bought votes will just be lumped into the regular votes, if the total number of bought votes will get noted in the final numbers, etc. I still need to figure out a way to word the TOS so the info the polls reveal can be monetized down the road.
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Oct 1, 2016 10:39
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With my app you can read state secrets and follow the aliens plan to throw our society into chaos
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Oct 1, 2016 10:41
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facebook for dogs
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Oct 1, 2016 10:53
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 My app is like twitter, facebook, instagram and youtube, but all in one app
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Oct 1, 2016 10:58
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An app for amputees with one leg who can exchange shoes with other amputees.
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Oct 1, 2016 11:50
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An app that highlights your position on a map for serial killers
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Oct 1, 2016 12:05
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an app that hears what everybody around you is saying that it translates into a british accent that you listen to with headphones
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Oct 1, 2016 12:13
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People seem to really like cats and dogs, often to unhealthy degrees. My app utilizes that love and obsession into something that somehow makes money: Pet
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Oct 1, 2016 12:13
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An app that shows different pictures of Harambe everyday, but with inspirational quotes to go along with it.
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Oct 1, 2016 13:10
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An app that takes photos and makes everyone look like they have down syndrome. Another app that does the same thing, but for VR augmented reality.
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Oct 1, 2016 13:53
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Butt Book, a social media app where people post butt pics and people can play casino games using the butt-based cryptocurrency, Butt Coin.
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Oct 1, 2016 15:07
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An app that uses gps and camera monitoring to autotweet when you take a poo poo.
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Oct 1, 2016 15:24
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:An app that shows different pictures of Harambe everyday, but with inspirational quotes to go along with it. Will there be a lot of dicks out?
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Oct 1, 2016 16:40
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Fuckface the Hedgehog posted:An app that uses gps and camera monitoring to autotweet when you take a poo poo. My Deuce Tracker
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Oct 1, 2016 16:44
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Like Tinder, but for Cat Cafes
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Oct 1, 2016 16:45
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An app that releases thousands of scorpions into your home at the push of a button.
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Oct 1, 2016 16:45
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An app that converts your phone into a grenade by overwriting the safety protocols on the lithium battery causing thermal runaway.
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Oct 1, 2016 16:48
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Applewhite posted:An app that converts your phone into a grenade by overwriting the safety protocols on the lithium battery causing thermal runaway. So, a Samsung Note7?
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Oct 1, 2016 17:00
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Glory Hole Finder Pro. Unlike the free version, the paid app has a slider bar for gender, allowing you to find the perfect mix of dirty trucker whore or just dirty trucker.
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Oct 1, 2016 17:04
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Rush Limbo posted:An app for amputees with one leg who can exchange shoes with other amputees. million dollar idea ^^^ an app that prints counterfeit money in whatever country you are in
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Oct 1, 2016 17:07
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An app that automatically posts your location, mood, social status, financial status, workplace (if any), religious affiliation, current hunger level, the last five thousand websites you visited and your predicted movement for the next 48 hours and a field that allows 75 text characters to all available social media, with a customizable update timer set between 3 seconds and 48 hours (there's a disable button for the websites and movement but we're gonna bury it really deep in the menu)
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Oct 1, 2016 17:09
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An app that teaches you how to make an omelet without breaking any eggs.
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Oct 1, 2016 17:10
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An app that can explain to your parents why you're still single.
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Oct 1, 2016 17:10
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1001 Arabian dicks posted:a lot of pictures of dicks featuring exclusively people of the arabic race Jel-k
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Oct 1, 2016 17:13
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An app that has three buttons you can press in a specific order to open another button that does nothing.
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Oct 1, 2016 17:13
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An app that allows your phone to grow legs and run away from you.
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Oct 1, 2016 17:14
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A discussion forum app where there's one topic you can talk about each day, at 12 am the forums are deleted and a new topic takes its place
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Oct 1, 2016 17:15
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An app that interfaces with your toaster so you can activate it remotely and have toast waiting for you when you get home.
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Oct 1, 2016 17:15
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An app that completely takes over your life to the point you no longer can tell what decisions are your own and what are the app's.
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Oct 1, 2016 17:17
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An app that lets users write three hundred page autobiographies containing their hopes, dreams and everything they've ever done. When the user hits Submit, the text will disappear into the uncaring void. A random function determines whether the text appears on the app's home screen for everyone who logs on to read (1/5000000), be published as a Wikipedia entry (4/5000000), stored in a database on a spacecraft sent to the nearest star (270/5000000) or deleted without ever being read (rest). The EULA will have an ironclad statement that users do not own anything they write using this app and we expressly reserve the right to sell our user data to third parties.
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Oct 1, 2016 17:17
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An app that changes the world one [app function] at a time... we're totally disrupting the [app function] space here
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Oct 1, 2016 17:18
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An app containing the user's physical characteristics, a map of the local area, current radiation level, any items being carried and the current progress of his or her quest.
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Oct 1, 2016 17:19
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An app containing a randomly generated map. The map is accurate within twenty blocks of the user, but every time the user restarts the app the world around him changes to fit the newly generated map.
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