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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Personally, while the Internet has clearly done terrible things to this country (e.g., millennials), I think that cable TV is what really nosedived the country into a cultural dumpster fire. Every once in a while I call up the "Vast Wasteland" speech and just shake my drat head at how unfortunately prescient it was.

quote:

This is an edited version of Newton Minow's speech to the National Association of Broadcasters on May 9, 1961:

Thank you for this opportunity to meet with you today. This is my first public address since I took over my new job. It may also come as a surprise to some of you, but I want you to know that you have my admiration and respect.

I admire your courage--but that doesn't mean I would make life any easier for you. Your license lets you use the public's airwaves as trustees for 180 million Americans. The public is your beneficiary. If you want to stay on as trustees, you must deliver a decent return to the public--not only to your stockholders. So, as a representative of the public, your health and your product are among my chief concerns.

I have confidence in your health. But not in your product. I am here to uphold and protect the public interest. What do we mean by "the public interest?" Some say the public interest is merely what interests the public. I disagree.

When television is good, nothing--not the theater, not the magazines or newspapers--nothing is better.

But when television is bad, nothing is worse. I invite you to sit down in front of your television set when your station goes on the air and stay there without a book, magazine, newspaper, profit and-loss sheet or rating book to distract you--and keep your eyes glued to that set until the station signs off. I can assure you that you will observe a vast wasteland.

You will see a procession of game shows, violence, audience-participation shows, formula comedies about totally unbelievable families, blood and thunder, mayhem, violence, sadism, murder, western badmen, western good men, private eyes, gangsters, more violence and cartoons. And, endlessly, commercials--many screaming, cajoling and offending. And most of all, boredom. True, you will see a few things you will enjoy. But they will be very, very few. And if you think I exaggerate, try it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Television_and_the_Public_Interest

I think reality TV and corporate news media have done more damage than the Internet has, although of course the Internet is also terrible. Where does nuGBS fall on the question of which has been more responsible for the sad state of current affairs?

Full disclosure: I do own a TV, but do not have cable.

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Mumpy Puffinz
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CaptainSarcastic posted:

Full disclosure: I do own a TV, but do not have cable.

:confused:

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Nah, Internet is way worse. The 80's and 90's look really good by comparison now

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013




Netflix.

Decebal posted:

Nah, Internet is way worse. The 80's and 90's look really good by comparison now

But it was a false promise. Yeah, there was a narrow window of time when channels like Discovery and TLC actually served a positive purpose, but it didn't last long and when they turned bad they turned real bad.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Well, then, those who think they can leave written instructions for an art, as well as those who accept them, thinking that writing can yield results that are clear or certain, must be quite naive and truly ignorant of [Thamos’] prophetic judgment: otherwise, how could they possibly think that words that have been written down can do more than remind those who already know what the writing is about? You know, Phaedrus, writing shares a strange feature with painting. The offsprings of painting stand there as if they are alive, but if anyone asks them anything, they remain most solemnly silent. The same is true of written words. You’d think they were speaking as if they had some understanding, but if you question anything that has been said because you want to learn more, it continues to signify just that very same thing forever. When it has once been written down, every discourse roams about everywhere, reaching indiscriminately those with understanding no less than those who have no business with it, and it doesn’t know to whom it should speak and to whom it should not. And when it is faulted and attacked unfairly, it always needs its father’s support; alone, it can neither defend itself nor come to its own support.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
the internet because it creates racist hate speech like pepe

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Internet should have stayed a nerd only thing. Apple really hosed us over

GoonGPT
May 26, 2006

Posting for a better future, today!
Talk radio

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
reality tv removed all need for thought about television programming by giving producers the impression they could adlib plots and fart out a seasons worth of glowtube food in the same amount of time it would take a studio to write a 20 minute sitcom script. I don't think the internet is really bad, it only makes people brain dead if they ignore current events being broadcast. I get most of my information from the radio because I haven't been able to stand how over the top the news networks on tv have become since college.

The Virginia tech shooting happened and there was this giant obnoxious bumper on CNN that sailed across the screen trumpeting in a celebratory manner with WORLDS DEADLIEST SCHOOL SHOOTING and a couple days later, Anna Nicole Smith died and the coverage on that lasted 6 months so I gave up caring.

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

its all been downhill since cave paintings

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i think that the worst thing that ever happened to america was the existence of humans. humans need to be wiped from the face of the earth. if they can leave for some other planet that's fine too, but they need to get the gently caress out of here.

Mumpy Puffinz
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CaptainSarcastic posted:

Netflix.


But it was a false promise. Yeah, there was a narrow window of time when channels like Discovery and TLC actually served a positive purpose, but it didn't last long and when they turned bad they turned real bad.

how do you watch live sports?

Tofu Terry
Oct 4, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
ITT we're troglodytes

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

its pretty funny back in the 80s when everybody thought the internet was gonna be some kind of underground hacker cult thing like in neuromancer

instead its just a porn repository

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Mumpy Puffinz posted:

how do you watch live sports?

:confused:

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Men chasing balls around. This is important !!

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Decebal posted:

Men chasing balls around. This is important !!

skeevy achievements
Feb 25, 2008

by merry exmarx

in current year there is good internet but I'm not sure there is good cable tv

haven't had one in ages and every time I turn one on at the inlaws I'm turning it off again in 2 minutes with a bit of an :O on my face

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Decebal posted:

Men chasing balls around. This is important !!

I don't start threads very often, but when I do you can pretty much always assume that the subtext is that sports are bad and dumb.

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skeevy achievements posted:

in current year there is good internet but I'm not sure there is good cable tv

haven't had one in ages and every time I turn one on at the inlaws I'm turning it off again in 2 minutes with a bit of an :O on my face

I like watching the NFL

skeevy achievements
Feb 25, 2008

by merry exmarx
same but would you have a TV subscription if you could watch games on the internet or appleTV or whatever?

live sports is pretty much the only reason Id ever buy a tv sub and these days the russian pirate streams are higher quality than US broadcasts somehow

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

Tofu Terry posted:

ITT we're troglodytes

Yeah except I'm a troglodyte everywhere

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Gobblecoque posted:

Yeah except I'm a troglodyte everywhere

Posting from a literal cave here, personally.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


TV and the news is poo poo

Stay in touch with events that effect you in your daily lives

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
American televised news is loving horrible. There are bad news programs in other countries, but not as consistently bad as American.

Internet news sites aren't without sin, but at least there's some good ones, and you can actually pick relevant poo poo without news anchors trying to over-dramatize everything.

mom and dad fight a lot fucked around with this message at 23:22 on Oct 1, 2016

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Both monitors and televisions emit patented frequencies to alter behavior, so - yes

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



old fat bird posted:

Both monitors and televisions emit patented frequencies to alter behavior, so - yes

All hail the new flesh!

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
the worst thing to happen to america is america

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Tv is p good. Internet a close second. Don't know why all the haters. :shrug:

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Tv is p good. Internet a close second. Don't know why all the haters. :shrug:

So, do you hate America in particular or just humanity in general?

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CaptainSarcastic posted:

So, do you hate America in particular or just humanity in general?

I hate and love everything at the same time in perfect balance. :kiddo:

Mumpy Puffinz
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CaptainSarcastic posted:

So, do you hate America in particular or just humanity in general?

whats the difference?

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Reality tv is good though
Well the competition ones.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
"Reality tv bad" you, a dummy
"um actually real good" me

*shows you kid nation*

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Snooze Cruise posted:

Reality tv is good though
Well the competition ones.

No, reality TV is toxic and irredeemable crap, actually.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Snooze Cruise posted:

Reality tv is good though
Well the competition ones.

The key to defending this stance and never having any actual hobbies before you rot and die is to say you like them ironically like "it's funny how corny it is!." About twenty million people use this defense, so I'm positive it works. Good luck!

GastonEatTheEggs
Nov 7, 2012

You can choose to only watch good TV now, so who cares about all the bad TV?

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



GastonEatTheEggs posted:

You can choose to only watch good TV now, so who cares about all the bad TV?

The screaming and tormented soul of lobotomized middle America cares.

Azuth0667
Sep 20, 2011

By the word of Zoroaster, no business decision is poor when it involves Ahura Mazda.
Cable TV by far on the internet stupid things like the kardashians are mostly mocked and ignored. However on cable TV they get to have a reality show about not living in reality and it survives.

E: Also somehow they figured out how to get people to pay to watch commercials.

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Azuth0667 posted:

Cable TV by far on the internet stupid things like the kardashians are mostly mocked and ignored. However on cable TV they get to have a reality show about not living in reality and it survives.

E: Also somehow they figured out how to get people to pay to watch commercials.

This guy gets it. Cable TV is a metastasized cancer on the body politic. Also, sports are bad and dumb.

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