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Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

Your Boy Fancy posted:

Dallas might legit do the North American Treble. Aren't they in the running for CCL too?

All they have to do to progress is not lose at home away in three weeks to some unspellable Guatemalan team (who might well be disqualified by then anyway) so yes.

Dallan Invictus fucked around with this message at 05:33 on Oct 2, 2016

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camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
I am watching, and yes FC Dallas will win their CCL group with a win or draw in their final match at Suchitepéquez (Guatemala). They weren't able to put it away at home this week, despite having like 25 shots or something ridiculous like that.

e: wow I guess CCL chat really gets the thread goin

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

whypick1 posted:

Tied on points but #1 on GD in their group. One game left and it's against the team they're tied with, but it's in Guatemala.

Now would you count this CCL or the next one in regards to the treble?

We'll call it the Treb-Fitty.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Hairston just made Portland's backline look silly. :)

e: This ref is probably going to have tennis elbow from handing out so many yellow cards.

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Oct 2, 2016

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
Portland's cool.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Only complaint for FCD tonight: really stupid yellow card near the end for milking the clock, gonna be down Figueroa next week because of it.


Still, worst we can do now is #2. Reeeeeally want that shield, though.

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?
:toot: RAPIDS IN THE PLAYOFFS! :toot:

:guinness:

I'm gonna drink this poo poo up, it's been a godawful last couple years.

:guinness:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Shinjobi posted:

Still, worst we can do now is #2. Reeeeeally want that shield, though.

Uh, both NYs (57 max) and Colorado (63 max) can overtake you.

Realistically though only Colorado has a good chance of doing so, especially since they play all the teams below the red line whereas you guys have Seattle and @LA with your CCL trip sandwiched in there.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
SJ-RSL has been surprisingly entertaining. Bingham just saved a for-sure goal, this after letting one in because it bounced off his back.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
And Rimando just pushed a header into goal (which might have been going in anyway). This is probably not a game you want to show as a teaching tool for aspiring keepers.

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?

whypick1 posted:

And Rimando just pushed a header into goal (which might have been going in anyway). This is probably not a game you want to show as a teaching tool for aspiring keepers.

:allears:

Reeeeaaally? I gotta watch that.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

TheBoyBlunder posted:

:allears:

Reeeeaaally? I gotta watch that.

http://matchcenter.mlssoccer.com/matchcenter/2016-10-01-san-jose-earthquakes-vs-real-salt-lake/details/video/90589

Syrinxx
Mar 28, 2002

Death is whimsical today

Quakes still alive and Bingham's own goal got changed hail satan

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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DC fans be honest, you thought we were gonna blow that lead didn't you? Coming back to win feels good, also it's really good to have dax back.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

Seltzer posted:

DC fans be honest, you thought we were gonna blow that lead didn't you? Coming back to win feels good, also it's really good to have dax back.

That game was so wide open and sloppy (and dreadfully entertaining!) that any result was possible. And in the end, y'all finally hanging on means we may dodge each other until the Eastern Final, which would be incredible and the way the East SHOULD be. We have history to consider here.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Also Orlando needs to not gently caress up.

They're loving up though.

gently caress Orlando. gently caress their stolen team and their idiot bitch fans.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Your Boy Fancy posted:

Also Orlando needs to not gently caress up.

They're loving up though.

Yep

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

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Lol at that miss/save

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

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I did not realize Julio "the beast" baptista still played.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

rex rabidorum vires posted:

I did not realize Julio "the beast" baptista still played.

He reminds me of Nelson Valdez out there.

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

Your Boy Fancy posted:

Also Orlando needs to not gently caress up.

They're loving up though.

Am I to understand that they let Dominic Oduro score on them?

They probably deserve this ending then.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
It's almost that time again...

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Not even 10' in and Seattle has to use an injury sub. Lovely.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Goddammit Fisher.

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
Alphonso Davies is definitely going to score, and it's going to be crazy

e: And he and Fisher might get in a fight, which would also be cool

camoseven fucked around with this message at 01:51 on Oct 3, 2016

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
That was a nice cross and run.

Surprised Outsed missed that actually.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Turned the channel just in time to see Alexi Lalas talk about how important it is for the new Minnesota team to market to Millenials and Hipsters.

Kill me

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Get hosed Morales! :byewhore:

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
What a very dumb way to get sent off

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Yep, that was a handball.

Yep, Blas Perez is a oval office.

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
Better luck next year, Whitecaps. At least you've still got the CCL!

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
What bullshit.

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
I may have spoken too soon... but I doubt it.

That's also a very dumb way to get sent off, btw.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Bye Vancouver

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
How the gently caress did Seattle win that

There was nobody left for them to play

Salazar was reffing, Sounders were wearing white, 3rd game this week.

Maybe Schmetzer really is that good?

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

shirts and skins posted:

How the gently caress did Seattle win that

There was nobody left for them to play

Salazar was reffing, Sounders were wearing white, 3rd game this week.

Maybe Schmetzer really is that good?

Schmetzer was the brains behind Sigi all along apparently.

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


shirts and skins posted:

How the gently caress did Seattle win that

There was nobody left for them to play

Salazar was reffing, Sounders were wearing white, 3rd game this week.

Maybe Schmetzer really is that good?

Vancouver has been really bad this season and continued to be bad.

Pedro Morales did his part to continue this by eliminating what slim hope they had with that insanely dumb elbow.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Do you want to know a secret?

doo-ahhh-dooo

Do you promise not to tell?

doo-ahh-doo

Soccer is on tonight.

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
MLS is... on tonight?! Two bad teams, but it will still be better than USA vs Cuba was!

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Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
The MLS Live historical compilations of cool moments are actually kind of great. Right now they're doing a compilations of insanely stupid MLS misses, like 3-5 hit combos of saves, defender clearances, off the post stupidity.

This league can be great fun solely BECAUSE people aren't good.

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