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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
With everything (basically) at halftime, if results hold:

East
BYE: #1 New York Red Bulls, #2 NYCFC
#3 Toronto hosts #6 Philly
#4 DC hosts #5 Montreal

West
BYE: #1 Dallas, #2 Colorado
#3 LA hosts #6 RSL
#4 Seattle hosts #5 KC

Dallas wins the Supporter's Shield
Dallas (Open Cup), Colorado (West "champion") and NYRB (East champion) earn CCL berths

Chicago gets the Wooden Spoon (again)

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 22:14 on Oct 23, 2016

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Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

Shrapnig posted:

BWPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Had to run errands and missed the goal, but this

Seltzer fucked around with this message at 22:48 on Oct 23, 2016

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

whypick1 posted:

With everything (basically) at halftime, if results hold:

East
BYE: #1 New York Red Bulls, #2 NYCFC
#3 Toronto hosts #6 Philly
#4 DC hosts #5 Montreal

West
BYE: #1 Dallas, #2 Colorado
#3 LA hosts #6 RSL
#4 Seattle hosts #5 KC

Dallas wins the Supporter's Shield
Dallas (Open Cup), Colorado (West "champion") and NYRB (East champion) earn CCL berths

Chicago gets the Wooden Spoon.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

Hello Towel posted:

Chicago started a whole bunch of scrubs and bench players, probably to see who to keep next year. The answer is hopefully "very few of them."

I just hope last week wasn't Sean Johnson's last game in a Fire jersey.

Who would you keep?

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Jack2142 posted:

Who would you keep?

The ball boy

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Hello Towel posted:

Chicago gets the Wooden Spoon.

At least you guys got more points than last year...

Oh, and if Vancouver can win by 3+ goals so Portland gets the extra dick punch of losing the Cascadia Cup that'd be cool too.

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

Jack2142 posted:

Who would you keep?

Definitely keep:

Accam
Vincent
Johnson
Polster

Probably keep:

Campbell
de Leeuw
Alvarez

Everyone else I could take or leave.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

whypick1 posted:

Oh, and if Vancouver can win by 3+ goals so Portland gets the extra dick punch of losing the Cascadia Cup that'd be cool too.

Ask and ye shall receive. :unsmigghh:

4-0 now!

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
Looks like whatever Ousted yelled at Pedro in training midweek worked, what a goal for 3-0!

fakeedit: Make that 4-0 from Mezquida, what's that about nothing to play for?

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation
Like a flan in a cupboard.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

whypick1 posted:

Ask and ye shall receive. :unsmigghh:

4-0 now!

Where has this Vancouver team been all year? I mean sure, it's Portland on the road. But still.

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

Giovinco :argh:

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Alex Muyl!

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Colorado levels.

And Jermaine Jones comes on. Forgot he was still alive.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!
I'm still on the fence about where Muyl should be in the team but it's nice to see him score

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
C'mon Dallas.

C'mon Houston.


:ohdear:

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!
What has to happen for dallas to blow it?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Seltzer posted:

What has to happen for dallas to blow it?

DAL loss + COL win. Anything else gives Dallas the Shield.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!
Toronto is above NYCFC right now lol. NYC is gonna get eliminated in the first round.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Portland earns and converts a PK :smith:

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Revs are seven goals away from the Unthinkable.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
NYC retakes lead and #2 seed.

The Light Eternal
Jun 12, 2006

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.
Portland bad

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

Goossens' goal means nothing, but at least it was pretty.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
KC up 2-0 now

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Every time I leave the room there's a goal in this Tor/Chi game.

:hb: comeback on

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



loving DC, I didn't expect much but gently caress, at least just lose 0-1 or some poo poo you garbage men

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Colorado finishes level, Dallas wins the Shield

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
Sounders :grovertoot:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Portland loses the Cascadia Cup :laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo:

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Shinjobi posted:

C'mon Dallas.

C'mon Houston.


:ohdear:


Today Houston, I love you. I love you a lot.

Hell yeah, FCD!!!!!!!

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
GJ Dallas

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

Everything is beautiful and right with the world.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

whypick1 posted:

Portland loses the Cascadia Cup :laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo:

Literally no one cares.

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

whypick1 posted:

Portland loses the Cascadia Cup :laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo:
:roflolmao::roflolmao::roflolmao::roflolmao::roflolmao:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Shrapnig posted:

Literally no one cares.

Literally go gently caress yourself

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

whypick1 posted:

Literally go gently caress yourself

It's not a real trophy, it's utterly meaningless.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

Shrapnig posted:

It's not a real trophy, it's utterly meaningless.

This guy knows about real trophies.

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

whypick1 posted:

Portland misses the playoffs :laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo:

Fixed that for you?

(as minor a trophy as the Cup is it's still icing on the cake for a good win and a generous helping of schadenfreude)

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Your Boy Fancy posted:

This guy knows about real trophies.

Two Supporters Shields and a Western Conference Championship. :smuggo:

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