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smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Debate & Discuss below:

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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
what's flossing again?

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Personal hygiene is the key to happiness.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
9/11 is a source of humor that never seems to get old, but there is no substitute for proper dental hygiene

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Dentists be like: "how often do you floss?"

Me: "three times a day."

Dentist: "Let's see if we can up that to seven times a day."

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
I never stop flossing.

I'm flossing right now.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
I like to floss with your mom's pubic hair.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
I'm sorry, that wasn't a very funny or creative post. I'll try to do better next time.

It's still true, though.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
They've both been proven to be bullshit

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer
Umm, I'm pretty sure watching Chronicles of Riddick every day is way more important than either of those

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.
the Maine

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
when I see footage of the plane hitting the tower I make explosion sound effects with my mouth like "PPSSHHH!!! KABRRRCCCHHHHH!"

Cosmic Charlie
Apr 6, 2009

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
Yeah like I'm gonna forget to floss :rolleyes:

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
I thought flossing was declared pointless by some dumb "recent study" that's probably wrong

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Feb 11, 2007

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Flossing didn't make George Bush president

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
What's a 9-11

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Rudy "Noun, Verb and 9/11" Giuliani forgot about 9/11, so it must not be that important TBQH. I don't floss either. I did pick up an electric toothbrush after that GBS thread, it's actually pretty good.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Applewhite posted:

Dentists be like: "how often do you floss?"

Me: "three times a day."

Dentist: "Let's see if we can up that to seven times a day. Also, would you consider buying this Sonicare toothbrush? They sell it on Amazon for $99 but if you pay us $149 we'll give it to you right now."

1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

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dental hygiene is v important op

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
remembering 9/11 is racist to arabs and islam

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

Also you teeth need a deep cleaning that will be 100 pounds please

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
you know, flossing is also a slang word that black ppl use? Maybe sum 1 can do sum thin w/ this??

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i cant remember 10 minutes ago

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
If you don't floss you gonna have some stank rear end breath.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

unlike the holocaust, the damage done by not flossing is all too real

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

If you don't floss you gonna have some stank rear end breath.

maybe that's how breath is supposed to smell and we've just forgotten

maybe we've forgotten our very humanity

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
its more important to remember that the official 9/11 NIHT report is oddly inaccurate and fails to describe events you can plainly see happening

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

i think it would be better for everyone if we forgot about 9/11. nothing good has come from having it floating around in the back of people's minds. we've kept it up long enough to honour the dead, it's time to think about the living. especially their oral hygiene.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
how come i've had like three sex ed teachers in high school tell me to use a dental dam but never once has an actual dentist suggested it? maybe they should rename them to blowjob dams?

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


my brain might be rotten but my teeth are free of decay.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Cnut the Great posted:

how come i've had like three sex ed teachers in high school tell me to use a dental dam but never once has an actual dentist suggested it? maybe they should rename them to blowjob dams?

I've never seen a dental dam in real life.

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Cnut the Great posted:

how come i've had like three sex ed teachers in high school tell me to use a dental dam but never once has an actual dentist suggested it? maybe they should rename them to blowjob dams?

they arent for blowjobs

a) nobody knows what the gently caress they are or where to buy them b) the clear primary user for these are lesbians and they definitely do not give a gently caress and c) it is literally no different from trying to go down on a girl with a rubber glove stretched out over their vagina

Cosmic Charlie
Apr 6, 2009

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
Its by the aluminum foil

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
the shroud of turin

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers


quote:

Flossing has quietly lost its place among recommendations for daily health, at least as prescribed in the Dietary Guidelines for Americans, which are issued every five years by the U.S. departments of Health and Human Services and Agriculture.

That could be because there's scant evidence that flossing does much to keep teeth and gums healthy.

"In large epidemiological studies, the evidence for flossing turns out to be fairly weak," says Tim Iafolla, a dentist with the National Institute of Dental and Craniofacial Research, which is part of the National Institutes of Health.

Iafolla wasn't involved in drafting the dietary guidelines, but he's well aware of some of the problems with flossing research. Still, he points out, tracking the long-term benefits of flossing isn't cheap or easy.

"The condition we're trying to prevent, which is gum disease, is something that takes years to develop, and most of the studies only last for a few weeks or months," he says. "So the evidence that we gather from these studies is fairly indirect. We can look at bleeding gums, we can look at inflammation, but we have to extrapolate from that evidence to gum disease."

A 2011 Cochrane "oral health" review of 12 studies on the effects of flossing found that they "were of poor quality and conclusions must be viewed as unreliable." The review concluded that there was some evidence that flossing and brushing regularly did appear to reduce gingivitis, compared to tooth brushing alone, but that evidence was weak on how much it reduced plaque. Most trials were too short to determine if flossing could have long-term impacts on things like tooth decay, the researchers who conducted that review concluded.

Federal recommendations in favor of flossing showed up in a report by the surgeon general in 1979, and later made it into the national dietary guidelines. But when reporters with The Associated Press recently pushed the government for evidence that supports flossing, there wasn't much.

And in this year's guidelines, the word floss doesn't show up once.

A spokesperson with the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services tells Shots that the most recent committees reviewing the guidelines focused more on the impact of sugars on dental health, and did not consider flossing.

"Since neither the 2010 nor 2015 Advisory Committees reviewed evidence on brushing and flossing teeth, the authors of the current edition decided not to carry forward the information on brushing and flossing included in past editions of the guidelines," she says. But non-flossers shouldn't claim victory yet. The committee hasn't ditched flossing entirely.

"They were not implying that this is not an important oral hygiene practice," the spokesperson cautions. "It is also important to note that, although dental floss was mentioned in past editions of the guidelines, it was most likely identified as a supporting recommendation along with brushing teeth, with the primary emphasis being on the nutrition-based recommendation to reduce added sugars."

Still, the move to delete flossing from the health guidelines isn't sitting well with some dentists.

"It was a surprise because it's almost something that's ingrained in our DNA as dentists," says Joan Otomo-Corgel, a periodontist with the American Academy of Periodontology who practices in Los Angeles.

She remembers learning that a lot of patients lie to their dentists about how much they floss.

And a survey by the academy found that almost 15 percent of adults would rather clean a toilet than floss their teeth. "So there is a taboo. And my concern is that the public picks up on this and says 'Oh, flossing is not a benefit. That means I don't have to do it,' " says Otomo-Corgel.

She says, based on her own observations during 32 years of practice, flossing does help get rid of films of bacteria that gunk up the space between teeth, causing infections and, potentially, contributing to bigger health problems.

"Biofilms are live," she says. "I mean, you look at it under a microscope, you have swimmers. You have different types of bacteria that form, and the longer they stay, the more virulent they become."

And that does not bode well for a person's overall health, says Otomo-Corgel.

It may be, she says, that studies on flossing just haven't followed subjects for long enough to notice long-term benefits.

http://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2016/08/02/488378699/does-flossing-help-or-not-the-evidence-is-mixed-at-best

FLOSSING IS A LIE OBAMA DID 7/11

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

If you don't floss how are you gonna get the crud out from between your teeth? I wonder if it would be possible to have the small gaps between your teeth sealed off? Probably they need contact with saliva or something or they become damaged, idk.

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

Moon Atari posted:

If you don't floss how are you gonna get the crud out from between your teeth? I wonder if it would be possible to have the small gaps between your teeth sealed off? Probably they need contact with saliva or something or they become damaged, idk.

I'm actually currently breeding snails for this purpose. In just a small aquarium with a dozen or so full grown snails you can grow hundreds of baby snails monthly, and they're perfect for cleaning your teeth. Place a few in your mouth before you go to sleep and let them get to work, you'll wake up with fresher teeth than you ever could with floss and brushing.

clitical hit
Nov 21, 2015

girls ain't gonna kiss me if i got bad breath

Ren and Stimpire
Oct 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
I dunno OP, has anyone jumped out of a building because of your breath?

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FaradayCage
May 2, 2010
The Alamo.

also:

The Goliad.

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