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I am a comedian's custodian. My stand up plays to the back of the room because that is where I mop. Is that a good joke??
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Oct 4, 2016 02:00
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i'm gonna kill you ray romano
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Oct 4, 2016 02:04
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Snooze Cruise posted:I am a comedian's custodian. My stand up plays to the back of the room because that is where I mop. no
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Oct 4, 2016 02:04
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So hey you heard that new drink the bar is serving? The bartender is a big history nerd and loves to read. He invented a drink to celebrate the rivalry of Oscar Wilde and the Marquess of Queensberry. It's called punch drunk gay love. Is that a funny good joke? Because Wilde was gay and the Marquess invented the rules for boxing.
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Oct 4, 2016 02:05
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX1SojKfgNI
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Oct 4, 2016 02:06
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Why did the white person cross the road? To get to the farmer's market.
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Oct 4, 2016 02:07
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Man I got some weird cracker jack prizes, one time I open mine up and pop out DB Cooper. Is this funny?
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Oct 4, 2016 02:08
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Hey Snooze Cruise, tell the one about the three legged cocksucker.
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Oct 4, 2016 02:09
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ask me if i'm a tree
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Oct 4, 2016 02:11
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OMGVBFLOL posted:ask me if i'm a tree Are you, are you a tree?
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Oct 4, 2016 02:12
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You guys hear about the new pirate movie? it's rated Arrrgh 
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Oct 4, 2016 02:13
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Snooze Cruise posted:Are you, are you a tree? no
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Oct 4, 2016 02:14
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Krunge posted:Hey Snooze Cruise, tell the one about the three legged cocksucker. Ermm... I didn't know your mom had three legs uhh..
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Oct 4, 2016 02:15
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this one might be too edgy How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? gently caress the bitch she can cook in the dark hope it's not too offensive in the current political climate!121
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Oct 4, 2016 02:15
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Poetic Justice posted:this one might be too edgy I don't like this one..
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Oct 4, 2016 02:16
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Snooze Cruise posted:I don't like this one.. I think it's clever
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Oct 4, 2016 02:18
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Snooze Cruise posted:I don't like this one.. Hmmm how about this one, it's topical, imo Clinton and Trump are drowning in the ocean, who do you save? the country
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Oct 4, 2016 02:18
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Poetic Justice posted:Hmmm how about this one, it's topical, imo I dont agree with it but I find it clever and made me smile a bit.
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Oct 4, 2016 02:20
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post the joke about gundams
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Oct 4, 2016 02:28
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Is everyone in here laughing? I like to laugh too!
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Oct 4, 2016 02:33
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a mexican a jew and a muslim walk into a bar the bartenter says "what would you like?" the mexican and the jew order a beer and the muslim orders a soda as drinking alcohol is haram something both his companions and the bartender understand and respect
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Oct 4, 2016 02:39
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Snooze Cruise posted:I am a comedian's custodian. My stand up plays to the back of the room because that is where I mop. snooze cruise/pbs newshour/mr. capps: you are a good poster i just wanted to mention that I like what you post for reals That Robot fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Oct 4, 2016 |
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Oct 4, 2016 02:57
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I heard a great one, the other day: Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered six offender
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Oct 4, 2016 03:00
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[russian accent] Why am six afraid seven? Seven have many friend politburo
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Oct 4, 2016 03:14
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What do you call a retarded Jew? Auschwistic
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Oct 4, 2016 03:25
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What did the rapist say to the victim? Go ahead and call the police, we'll see who comes first.
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Oct 4, 2016 03:25
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Why do you see so few black people with PhDs? Not many can get past their masters. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Oct 4, 2016 03:36
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I don't like these jokes Hector they are mean. That Robot posted:snooze cruise/pbs newshour/mr. capps: you are a good poster Oh thank you. I try really hard it hurts sometimes to think.
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Oct 4, 2016 03:46
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why did everyone post in the namechange thread
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Oct 4, 2016 03:46
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Say what you want about pedophiles, at least they drive slow through the school zones.
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Oct 4, 2016 03:49
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What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is stilll killing Indians.
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Oct 4, 2016 03:51
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Hector Beerlioz posted:What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? isn't John Wayne still killing indians in Heaven? that's what my grand pa told me
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Oct 4, 2016 03:52
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This feels a bit like an invasion.
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Oct 4, 2016 03:53
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please stop hb laughing at these is rapidly depleting my moral bank account
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Oct 4, 2016 03:53
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paul_soccer10 posted:why did everyone post in the namechange thread To protect my brand
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Oct 4, 2016 03:53
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Why are you misgendering Mr. Crapps, OP?! Are you some kind of a-hole???
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Oct 4, 2016 03:54
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What's the difference between children and ISIS? Drones can't tell either.
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Oct 4, 2016 03:55
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I once went on a date with a girl and printed out a picture of boo from Mario and said she was booutiful. Uhh was that funny because if not I am a little embarrassed
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Oct 4, 2016 03:55
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Snooze Cruise posted:I once went on a date with a girl and printed out a picture of boo from Mario and said she was booutiful. Lol if you didn't propose. 
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