Bicyclops posted:

Tim Burtonesque Broom: TCELES B HSUP.
Jack: Enough with your riddles and mysteries. Your incantations mean nothing to a man like me, with no luxury for memories.... Fighting is what I live for.
*Mariah Carey cover of "Hero" begins to play*

Bicyclops posted:

i think i already missed one of the chests in the imperial camp, lol

Bicyclops posted:

apparently you need to jump in a hole to get it. i think the camp closes forever as soon as you leave so i might have to go back to an old save or write it off.

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

stranger of paradise owns lmao

In Training posted:

I'm imagining a big wack QTE fight and smiling. We are not the same

Bicyclops posted:

ff7R had the same "it's all one long hallway" complaints that people level against the series and it owned. not every game has to be "open world" and the traditional JRPG structure just works for final fantasy. sometimes opening up a slow trickle of sidequests and minigames through the story is fine, not every game has to be "find 10 behemoth pelts"

bees x1000 posted:

this reminds me that I'm totally going to play the Brave New World mod one of these days, eventually

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Low T-Edition

Nutmeg posted:

lucky, have fun with the game. i think rebirth is coming winter of 2023 and only for playstation 1st just like remake. currently debating if i should borrow my friends ps5 to play it on release or try to go dark on the game til the PC release, which may be impossible since i consider everything a spoiler and modern day internet/algorithms tell you poo poo no matter what.

P-Mack posted:

Daughter drew me some FFXIV art

Patch 6.3 spoiler don't look if u didn't do the content

Bolverkur posted:

you know, i thought i was having fun playing this awarded videogame celebrated for its beautiful environments and engaging story, but i'm such a miserable little piece of poo poo and i feel like i've just wasted so much of my life and potential that i just cant rationalize having fun gaming and ultimately blame this game for it, as it's just an mmo heh heh and you'll never be missing out by not playing an mmo

P-Mack posted:

Getting the crafting leaderboard title is the most demented video game thing I've ever done

Hizke posted:

I was in the goon guild for ffxiv when i played and i finally unlocked glams and got the mats for bikini armor lol. I asked in the fc if anyone could help me so someone was like yeah, come meet at the fc house. I go there and its a lalafell dude. He does his thing, gives me the armor and i thank and tip him. I’m like ah thanks so much, and as I’m about to bounce he’s like try it on. I had no choice but to indulge him lol

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

in the original final fantasy 2 you spend most of the game trying to the spell ultima and once you finally get it its useless because one of the game coders snuck in and made it that way because he thought it was realistic and they couldnt fix it because he coded it in a loving cipher and wouldnt undo it lmao

Arrhythmia posted:

Lmfao. Boy fellas, you guys really beat the poo poo out of each other in front of a goblin today. That'll be 6,000 gold pieces.

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

final fantasy kicks rear end

FactsAreUseless posted:

P'cie

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

Bloody Pom posted:

Never actually played through any FF game from before X, aside from playing a bit of 8 at a friend's house. I was thinking of starting off with the FF6 pixel remaster.

Bloody Pom posted:

Why did they think that font/kerning on the PR dialog boxes/menus was okay. What the gently caress.

Fungah! posted:

me. font crew assemble

symbolic posted:

i am calm. i am calm. the sun is out. today's Chainsaw Man chapter kicked rear end. i am calm.

Martman posted:

fellow imps, I have completed one of the most stressful gaming accomplishments of my life: clearing floors 1-200 of Palace of the Dead solo in Final Fantasy XIV.

POTD is a side-content area inspired by roguelites; you clear sets of 10 floors at a time (9 normal floors and a boss floor at the end), with the floors being generally randomized in terms of layout, enemy placement, and treasure chests. the chests can give you special items that are only functional within POTD, like make you tankier or do more damage for 8 minutes, or reveal the map of a floor including invisible traps, or turn you into a manticore that can oneshot any non-boss mob. There are traps freaking everywhere, and later on even individual monsters hit super hard. Not only that, but especially as you go into the deep floors the floors themselves will sometimes give you really hosed up debuffs and your items that can deal with them are extremely limited. you get an hour per set of 10 floors and in the last fifty floors or so that hour starts to feel real tight.

and there's permadeath of course. if you fail the run is over and you have to start back at floor 1. This content was primarily designed for groups of four though. Generally you'd have at least one other party member who can rez people, and as long as your entire party doesn't wipe you can recover. solo you don't have that luxury though, except for very limited items that can rez you, leaving you weakened and wasting any buffs you had at the time (often even if you use one of these you end up screwed over by wasting your other items and wasting time)

You get a fancy title for clearing 1-200 solo, so your character can be called The Necromancer.

you can sit on a bench at floor 200 after beating it



e: idk why my screenshot is so boblike, my monitor isn't ultrawide or anything lol

b_d posted:

it'll also be probably ten or more years away

Harrow posted:

On the bright side I won't have to wait until 2025 for FF7 Rebirth

Hizke posted:

LOL I just looked up who chadley was cuz I forgot so I’m going on record and stating chadley did not do that.

Bicyclops posted:

we all see who you're snubbing. don't bother to come to pubechat next week, we're stacking your chair on the bar.