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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Inspect Your Gadgets > Google's Pixel event thread 10/4/2016
 
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orange sky
May 7, 2007

 I'm the slide that says "1T"

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orange sky
May 7, 2007

Jerk McJerkface posted:

oh that joke was a fart.


nothing will beat the microsoft dude with the mic taped to his face, who was fired a couple days later.

Someone was fired for that? What the gently caress, did it generate a meme or something?

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orange sky
May 7, 2007

 Ohhh it has Google Assistant built in! OH MY GOOOD

Also, takes photos and uses cloud, wow.

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orange sky
May 7, 2007

 This guy is nervous as gently caress

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orange sky
May 7, 2007

 Didn't Google Now do poo poo like this already? I already spoke to Google Now.


This looks awkward.

Ahahaha "Went to"

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orange sky
May 7, 2007

 loving tech demos every company should learn that you don't do live tech demos like this before trying them out 1000x times before

Also regarding the Assistant, I think if it really uses AI/machine learning it's going to be great. But the presentation is missing that "wow" factor that you'd expect from Google software.

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orange sky
May 7, 2007

 keep making GBS threads rapid fire

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orange sky
May 7, 2007

 This knock knock thing is actually really smart

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orange sky
May 7, 2007

 I can hear her mouth open

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orange sky
May 7, 2007

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

I thought it was how most video chat apps work these days

Not the ones I use but maybe?

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orange sky
May 7, 2007

 What the gently caress


much wow

is Google just turning into Microsoft at this point?

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orange sky
May 7, 2007

MeKeV posted:

"Here's the specs"...Long pause for reaction.

Zero reaction.

Nah I think she was letting people read.

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orange sky
May 7, 2007

badjohny posted:

They keep saying that it was made by google inside and out...but the hardware all seems pretty off the shelf?

And they said it was the only phone with the assistant built in, what does that mean? Is there a co processor or is it just the first with it installed?

Probably gonna be an exclusive for some time until they include it in some update?

E: Also, let's see what it gives us in terms of VR.

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orange sky
May 7, 2007

 clicky things

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orange sky
May 7, 2007

 Actually good colour names, not that hard

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orange sky
May 7, 2007

 I think there's actually money in VR tourism. I still think about opening a company around that someday.

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