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Who will win the debate?
Tim Kaine
Mike Pence
Epic MRA President Bernie Porn
Bill Mitchell
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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Oh. This is happening too.
2016 CBS Vice Presidential Debate

Welcome to the debate that people kind of care about, but really it's just a teaser for the next Clinton/Trump debate. However, it doesn't mean that this debate can't get bloody and exciting!! This will be the only Vice Presidential debate.

When?: October 4, 9:00PM EST for 90 minutes
Where?: Longwood University, VA
Who?: Elaine Quijano, CBS News
How?: CBS, all other major television networks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVXqNcW_-HA
Wifi Package?: Yes, $200 for three devices.

APPETIZERS FOR TODAY

Tim "Stepdad" Kaine
A goddamn hunk, Tim Cain Kane Kaine is a really nice guy. After winning the Vice Presidential lottery over teenage hearttrobs like Elizabeth Warren, Tim has been keeping a low profile by acting normal.


Mike "Bleach" Pence
A hero to the Republican establishment, this largely unknown governor decided to take one for the team and became Donald Trump's Vice Presidential nominee. When not having his hair cut by clueless barbers, he is often found walking back Donald's statements on Sunday television.

Too Many Millers C/K/Kaines
Post your favorite Cains/Kanes/Kaines/Caines



EPIC BINGO CONTEST??
Nope, stay tuned for the next debate!


(Feel free to post some drinking games here to share with others if you'd like.)

LG Edit: Tim Kaine Chocolate Harmonica~ :twisted:



:siren:Discord if you want to chat with a bunch of goons: https://discord.gg/bceNPhB :siren:

logikv9 has issued a correction as of 01:03 on Oct 5, 2016

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Pillowpants
Aug 5, 2006
The ratings on this are going to be so bad. I am still hoping Pence says something negative about Trump for a Clinton ad.

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


There is no way the Clinton campaign hasn't been prepping Kaine to dominate this just like Hillary did last week. Pence has a shitload of bad positions for Kaine to hammer home, in addition to the liabilities of the Trump campaign. I'm quoting someone from the Trump thread but: 'Trump's scandals would sink any normal politician, and Mike Pence is that normal politician'.

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

pike mence and kim taine

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


Anyone watching tonight better have taken this pro quiz to prep.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Pence is a dumb stone idol and he's going down in the first.

Perfectly Safe
May 30, 2003

no danger here.
My prediction - at no point will anyone mention anything that Mike Pence has, himself, said.

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

Karl Barks posted:

pike mence and kim taine

Switch it up even more

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


no checkbox poll? :ughh:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Perfectly Safe posted:

My prediction - at no point will anyone mention anything that Mike Pence has, himself, said.

"Mr. Pence - what did you mean when you said fire bad"

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
Shoulda been Gingrich...

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
I want Kaine to verbally dismantle Pence during the debate and then finish it with an epic harmonica solo

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I have $5 riding on a harmonica reference.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Kaine: Elaine, I'd like to clarify a point. *faceplate falls off revealing he's been a Cylon all along* Destroy all humans!
Pence: I like the rabbits, George...

MaxNV
Jan 3, 2011


13 posts in 4 hours lol

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Wooo! Let's get pumped! This movie is gonna be off the chain:
https://twitter.com/TheRachelFisher/status/758588348013215745

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Hillary asked Lynn Stalmaster to send over some guy to play the Vice President and Tim Kaine is what turned up

BoredDG
Aug 10, 2013


logikv9 posted:

Post your favorite Cains/Kanes/Kaines/Caines

BoredDG has issued a correction as of 21:13 on Oct 4, 2016

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

logikv9 posted:

APPETIZERS FOR TODAY
Post your favorite Cains/Kanes/Kaines/Caines

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6BQKFs3-VM

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES
:bahgawd: THAT'S GOTTA BE KAINE!!! :bahgawd:

Dr. Phildo
Dec 8, 2003

Except the heaven had come so near,
So seemed to choose my door,The distance would not haunt me so

Soiled Meat
I want T-Kaine to win, but how can you win against the man of bronze?!

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



GobiasIndustries posted:

Wooo! Let's get pumped! This movie is gonna be off the chain:
https://twitter.com/TheRachelFisher/status/758588348013215745

Lmfao

Caithness
Nov 10, 2012

HEY!!!
YOU CAN SEE ME, CAN'T YOU? THEN WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME!?
I'm skipping a Smash Bros. tournament to watch this.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Caithness posted:

I'm skipping a Smash Bros. tournament to watch this.

You could probably just go to the Tournament and then watch it on youtube uninterrupted afterwards

H*ck it'd probably help you sleep~

Dr. Phildo
Dec 8, 2003

Except the heaven had come so near,
So seemed to choose my door,The distance would not haunt me so

Soiled Meat
Depending what time it finishes, Kaine might actually play y'all a lullaby on his harmonica :)

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

GobiasIndustries posted:

Wooo! Let's get pumped! This movie is gonna be off the chain:
https://twitter.com/TheRachelFisher/status/758588348013215745

nice

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Caithness posted:

I'm skipping a Smash Bros. tournament to watch this.

don't worry tim kaine said he's really fond of footsies

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
tim k

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
what's the opposite of hyped

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I hope Tim Kaine chokeslams that sonuvabitch Mike Pence straight to hell :bahgawd:

Soapy_Bumslap
Jun 19, 2013

We're gonna need a bigger chode
Grimey Drawer
Watching an actual almost-human defend Trump will be wonderful, even if only to see the look of doomed resignation in his eyes

Will this be as severe a beating? Possibly, but I don't want to get my hopes up. Without the easily manipulated narcissisism it could just be a boring series of lies.

If i was stage manager I would make sure there was at least a few seconds of mic issues.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Mayor Dave posted:

what's the opposite of hyped

:geno: <---- opposite of hyped

SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon

No Micheal Caine, no buy

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Diane Reamed posted:

No Micheal Caine, no buy

Jack Carter for President

Chillgamesh
Jul 29, 2014

Has there been any hint one way of the other how the campaigns have prepared for this debate? I'd want to give the advantage to Kaine assuming both candidates are equally prepared, because Kaine will have a much easier time attacking Trump and defending Clinton than Pence will the opposite, plus the general climate of Trump on a legendarily bad downswing.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Heaven Spacey posted:

Has there been any hint one way of the other how the campaigns have prepared for this debate? I'd want to give the advantage to Kaine assuming both candidates are equally prepared, because Kaine will have a much easier time attacking Trump and defending Clinton than Pence will the opposite, plus the general climate of Trump on a legendarily bad downswing.

Scott Walker has been coaching Pence. Pence believes Governor Walker is a super genius.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

I, a real human being, am looking forward to the event that is about to take place.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Venom Snake posted:

Scott Walker has been coaching Pence. Pence believes Governor Walker is a super genius.

:jackbud:

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Afraid of Audio
Oct 12, 2012

by exmarx

Grey Fox posted:

I, a real human being, am looking forward to the event that is about to take place.

mr pence please leave, youre scaring the children

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