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Oct 5, 2016 05:46
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more playhouse 90 adaptations
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Oct 5, 2016 07:03
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a movie called "Rebooting Hollywood" and its about a group of people who are literally rebooting hollywood and they start out making like silent films and anyway by the end the actual theater burns down around the screen and its all meta and poo poo
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Oct 5, 2016 07:06
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bring back william castle-esque gimmicks
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Oct 5, 2016 07:07
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just make a law so that if a movie is rated "rotten" everyone involved with the making of the film is put to death. bam. no more "rotten" films!
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Oct 5, 2016 07:10
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A super authentic cave man movie
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Oct 5, 2016 07:11
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More Predator films and Aliens movies with Colonial Marines would fix Hollywood. Also annual live action remakes of The Transformers (1986), with higher budgets each year, would be advisable as well.
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Oct 5, 2016 07:12
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Turn theaters into literal bordellos with new releases playing in the background; watch people complain about $30 for a ticket + popcorn when it was only $5 back in the 1980s.
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Oct 5, 2016 07:26
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Blacklist Shia LaBeouf.
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Oct 5, 2016 07:27
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Casimir Radon posted:Blackest Shia LaBeouf. 
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Oct 5, 2016 07:31
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Ban all superhero films, this includes Star Wars because Jedi are pretty much superheroes. Also, execute Stan Lee.
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Oct 5, 2016 07:40
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Make all corporate promotion of movies illegal so they can only get popular by word of mouth.
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Oct 5, 2016 07:51
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Turn the movie theaters into video game tournament-plexes.KiteAuraan posted:Ban all superhero films, this includes Star Wars because Jedi are pretty much superheroes. Also, execute Stan Lee. If it costs more than X amount of money it's a "spectacle" and not a film. All the movies coming from the studios should - as a requirement - come in a set variety of stratified budget brackets with different box offices like weight classes in boxing or wrestling.
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Oct 5, 2016 07:51
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a movie about that sports hero that had a super hosed up personal life and he cheated in the sports game as a result and one small mistake brought his entire life to a screeching halt you know the one im talking about i think his name was 'warmachine' or 'hernandez' little fuzzy on the deets
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Oct 5, 2016 07:51
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I do alpha-male poo poo.
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Oct 5, 2016 07:53
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I would go back to silent movies. gently caress this talkie poo poo.
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Oct 5, 2016 08:57
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Stop only making movies that are part of some comic book universe. Stop making movies for China.
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Oct 5, 2016 09:51
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I thought that the only solution is to hide until the whole "Cinematic Universe" crap has squeezed every single nerd and China dollar dry, and collapsed into itself because of the ever increasing budgets... ...and then loving Suicide Squad and BvS are still making money. Never underestimate how little comic book fans care about how lovely the product is. So no solution is viable until the customer base stops being poo poo, I guess?
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Oct 5, 2016 10:26
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The only thing that can fix Hollywood is consumers with taste and standards.
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Oct 5, 2016 10:33
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Break up the tiny incestuous group that owns and controls almost all media in America
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Oct 5, 2016 12:03
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Less focus groups, testing and consultants. Less doing everything they can to try to ensure stakeholders that they will see a safe return on their investment. It doesn't work anyway. Movies still fail, they are just more boring about it. I want more coked up creatives making crazy decisions that sometimes work out great and sometimes don't. Also stop pandering to me. I suck and resent seeing my lame wish-fulfilment desires cynically reflected back at me.
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Oct 5, 2016 12:43
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Casimir Radon posted:Blacklist Shia LaBeouf.
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Oct 5, 2016 12:45
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Just actually rename the city of Hollywood to New Hollywood.  problem solved
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Oct 5, 2016 12:58
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Buwn it down... Down to da gwound..
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Oct 6, 2016 01:07
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Jews can claim Hollywood's success as their own, but it's the Armenians who make anything worthwhile
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Oct 6, 2016 01:20
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"Megan fox and Angelina Jolie and I have a real life actual threesome and they film it the movie" wait I already said thAt
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Oct 6, 2016 01:21
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naem posted:"Megan fox and Angelina Jolie and I have a real life actual threesome and they film it the movie" wait I already said thAt you know angelina chopped her tits off right switch her out with j-law and i'm in
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Oct 6, 2016 01:24
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a retard posted:you know angelina chopped her tits off right Just add in jlaw Angie can stay OH and Jessica chastain and Ron Howard's daughter what's her name both redheads. Make it a trilogy
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Oct 6, 2016 01:28
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Make Tommy Wiseau the King of Hollywood At least let him host the Oscars Simian_Prime fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Oct 6, 2016 |
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Oct 6, 2016 01:40
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Blank Check 2
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Oct 6, 2016 02:46
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lilljonas posted:I thought that the only solution is to hide until the whole "Cinematic Universe" crap has squeezed every single nerd and China dollar dry, and collapsed into itself because of the ever increasing budgets... comic fans can't even keep the tiny comics industry afloat. internet nerds are a vocal minority who have little to no effect on the success of movies about nerd poo poo.
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Oct 6, 2016 02:55
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a return to 80's-style synth heavy soundtracks imho
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Oct 6, 2016 02:59
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HOW ABOUT A FEDERAL FUND FOR THE ARTS LIKE IN GERMANY  Alternatively bring smoking (420+), drinking, and loving back into the theaters like its the 70's.
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Oct 6, 2016 03:03
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Simian_Prime posted:Make Tommy Wiseau the King of Hollywood *Steven Spielberg is given a lifetime achievement award * What a story Steven!
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Oct 6, 2016 05:48
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aspiring directors should band together to hunt and kill spielberg so they can eat his heart and gain his powers
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Oct 6, 2016 05:49
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Moon Atari posted:Less focus groups, testing and consultants. Less doing everything they can to try to ensure stakeholders that they will see a safe return on their investment. It doesn't work anyway. Movies still fail, they are just more boring about it. I want more coked up creatives making crazy decisions that sometimes work out great and sometimes don't. There is a big difference between wanting your family to eat and making something that creates something spectacular. Here is the horrible secret about movies that don't suck: They have already been made, and most people didn't watch them. I consider myself one of the people who didn't watch these wonderful masterpieces of film. Because there are so many of them, and time counts - and it keeps counting. And on your death bed, your immovable and vitriolic eyeballs will lose their luster.
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Oct 6, 2016 07:07
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seriously wahts's with all the pandering to chinese audiences about?
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Oct 6, 2016 07:21
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Destroy Hollywood, replace it with Rolliewood. Where all films feature Rollie Fingers in some way.
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Oct 6, 2016 07:32
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:Milk Money 2
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Oct 6, 2016 07:37
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Outpost22 posted:seriously wahts's with all the pandering to chinese audiences about? about a billion or so reasons to pander, friend
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Oct 6, 2016 07:38
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