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patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich

GET MY BELT SON posted:

a quarter of their poo poo is their stupid logo

and the first eighth is just blank space. tbs is the worst.

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patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich
sneak attack bunt

patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich
ZEKE! HE IS HOT

patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich
LITERALLY AN AAA PLAYER TYING UP THE GAME

patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Literally the worst possible result. any other result would have been better.

patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Man this umps get a WIDE strike zone or the pitchtracker is terrible. Calling everything a half foot away tonight.

patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich

Walked posted:

TWO DINGERS FOR TRUMBO PLEASE SIR

gently caress you cracker

patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich

Darude - Adam Sandstorm posted:

Cecil rules. You stupid idiots

Cecil ruled. In 2015.

patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich

shadok posted:

According to the Jays radio, the all-time postseason OPS leaders with a minimum of 50 AB: Babe Ruth, Lou Gehrig, Jose Bautista.

Man I hope we re-sign Bats. Hopefully to a reasonable contract (3 years, 15 mil per, or less). But buddy has been clutch

patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich

Darude - Adam Sandstorm posted:

Wrong

You stupid idiot

What am i missing here?

2016 29 TOR AL 1 7 .125 ERA 3.93 54 0 8 0 0 0 36.2 39 17 16 6 8 0 45 2 0 0 157 ERA + 109 WHIP 1.282

patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich

Lowball or high ball ? I have no clue anymore. His market is limited because he is a defensive liablity in RF now. And this season wasnt very good and hurt by injuries.

patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich

Poque posted:

At his age 3 years is reasonable, but he'll command more dollars than that. He said some stuff last offseason (I think?) that made it sound like he was gonna go for an actual contract and his age could be damned

The rumour was 150 / 5 years. But his season has not helped that at all, and he never confirmed those are the numbers he is demanding. Id be astonished if he signed for more than a 60 or 75 mill contract 3/4 years.

patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich

canadianclassic posted:

the most lovable awkward goon comes in to pitch

please be good biagini

Now the ump stops calling all those borderline strikes...

edit: And now a non-strike strikeout. As much as its benefitting my team. Cant wait for robot laser ump strikezones.

patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

He just rang him up on a borderline

Yeah for sure. As much as its helped the Jays so far. I cant wait for laser robot ump strike zones.

patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich

canadianclassic posted:

can't believe this guy came outta the bargain bin

Literally a weird sperg guy. Probally avoided in the clubhouse. But man if he doesnt even realize the pressure of situations he is in. loving killing it this rookie year.

patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich

Darude - Adam Sandstorm posted:

Actually he's a normal dude that likes making fun of Barry davis

Really? So all 25 of his interview is him doing a bit about being an autismo? Man he is a good actor

patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich

canadianclassic posted:

yea i think he just likes to do comedy for interviews. he's probably a p normal dude

"What are the playoffs"

patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich

Spring Break My Heart posted:

always doing jokes? thats a sperg. never doing jokes? thats a sperg. sometimes doing jokes? oh you better believe

Have you watched his interviews? I love them. Been watching bad sports highlights for 20 years and hes my fav interview besides Ichiro.

patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich

LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:

what would have happened if the water bottle hit him and he missed the catch? out for fan interference I assume?

In theory, the umpire could forfeit the jays entire game due to fans being out of control. But I dont believe thats ever happened in an mlb game.

patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich
The irony of the maple leaf logo jays bud light can.

patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich

bawfuls posted:

it most certainly has, but not in the postseason

Oh, I love odd MLB history. what game? Death to disco night?

patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich

GET MY BELT SON posted:

do we not even have a pitch speed counter??

this is such poo poo





oh we do nm i'm drunk

Who needs a pitch count or MPH? Not TBS

patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich

shadok posted:

Do a thing, Devon Travis.

Not a GIDP thing.

Sigh.

YOU loving JINX

patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich

Walked posted:

BRING ME TATERS ORIOLES

quote this if you down

"No, no taters for the orioles"

patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Yeah Im gonna go ahead and say with 100% certainity the average american team fanbase is way more racist than jay fans.

patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Yay now we get to face the best pitcher in baseball for 1 or 2 innings.

patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich

patonthebach posted:

Yay now we get to face the best pitcher in baseball for 1 or 2 innings.

Turns out Im smarter then show-walter

patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich

Walked posted:

WHY THE gently caress ISNT BRITTON COMING IN gently caress

HE THROWS GROUNDBALLS FOR FUCKS SAKE

Britton has a boo boo on his pee pee

patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich
loving GIDP GODS WHY MUST YOU FORSAKE ME

patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich

Sashimi posted:

Welp Buck's gamble paid off.

no gamble, britton isnt available

patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich
wtf is this

patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich
both closers are dead

patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich
liriano take my boners

patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich

Walked posted:

Britton time? Please?

Hes not available

patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich
smoak. time to redeem your whole season
id be okay with your 6 mil contract if you dinger here

patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich

corn on the cop posted:

this is your career moment, smoak

He died like he lived. Swinging violently at low off speed balls

patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich

Dale Ouise posted:

Gonna love Smoak as the full time 1B next year

If we dont trade for Votto or re-sign EE im out

patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Calling it now Jiminez will suclk out of th pen

patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Seriously is osuna ok????

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patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Regardless of the umps or errors, the better team won. A good day.

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