2016 ALCS Wild Card Game - Orioles @ Blue Jays

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Welcome to the 2016 MLB Postseason*!

Tonight's matchup features two a fuckton of bats and not a starting pitcher to be found.

https://twitter.com/MLB/status/783401625494761473

The visiting Orioles enter their second wild card game in team history, besting the Texas Rangers 5-1 in 2012. This is the first wild card game in Toronto Blue Jays history. The teams are playing for the right to lose in three games by three runs total to the American League top seed Texas Rangers.

_{* MLB Postseason begins Thursday, October 6, 2016.}

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 15:30

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I am very proud to have hosed up the thread tag.

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 00:50

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so, who is Ezequiel Carrera?

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 01:01

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I require infinite batflips in the ALDS, so go Blue Jays

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 01:03

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where the gently caress are my DINGERS

Spoeank posted:

Go The Orioles hold up your end of having a 2spoopy Giants-Orioles black and orange halloween game

Pray for rain cuz Halloween is currently a travel day

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 01:22

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I was promised Joe West's chin gobble

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 01:28

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DONG'D

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 01:33

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god i love fired up playoff crowds

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 01:34

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Kevlar v2.0 posted:

My thirst for dingers has not yet been slaked

you told me you felt sick

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 01:35

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I say turn the ump's mic up to 11

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 01:37

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Drunk Canuck posted:

EVER READ SOMETHING SO NICE IT MADE YOU A BIT CHUB?

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"didn't respect ARod" is the new best reason for disliking somebody :qq:

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 01:51

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Pillar owns

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 02:02

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DONGS ON DONGS

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 02:03

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my dong quota gradually being fulfilled

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 02:05

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I hope the Texas Rangers win the AL pennant

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 02:09

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Sydin posted:

Why does Tulo look like he's about to burst into uncontrollable tears?

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 02:25

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why is he pronouncing RISP like it's "risp"

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 02:33

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How do you not score lmao

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 02:34

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really excited to see consecutive Ks here

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 02:35

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this game owns

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 02:37

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one pitch two outs

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 02:40

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who turned off the ump's mike :mad:

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 02:52

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ump sounds like that weird carpenter dude the first time you go in town in Ocarina of Time

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 02:54

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the wild card game is cruel as gently caress

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 02:56

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patonthebach posted:

Man I hope we re-sign Bats. Hopefully to a reasonable contract (3 years, 15 mil per, or less). But buddy has been clutch

lmao

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 03:00

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patonthebach posted:

What am i missing here?

2016 29 TOR AL 1 7 .125 ERA 3.93 54 0 8 0 0 0 36.2 39 17 16 6 8 0 45 2 0 0 157 ERA + 109 WHIP 1.282

headers, mostly

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 03:01

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patonthebach posted:

Lowball or high ball ? I have no clue anymore. His market is limited because he is a defensive liablity in RF now. And this season wasnt very good and hurt by injuries.

At his age 3 years is reasonable, but he'll command more dollars than that. He said some stuff last offseason (I think?) that made it sound like he was gonna go for an actual contract and his age could be damned

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 03:02

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Looked like Givens was coming back out again

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 03:07

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I'm so loving glad I have no actual stake in this game

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 03:09

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I enjoyed the avalanche of rubber when Pillar made his super catch

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 03:14

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canadian fans bad

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 03:18

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mime peeing into the bottle and throw it back

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 03:19

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i am shifting allegiances

Go Orioles

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 03:22

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it's a shame the best game of the postseason is the first one played

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 03:24

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CANADA LOVE PILLAR

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 03:33

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I want a strong dong

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 03:40

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Buck Showalter's done with 2016

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 03:53

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gently caress YES

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 03:57

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I love this loving game

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 04:09

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corn on the cop posted:

all you nerds with your spreadsheets

https://twitter.com/CJNitkowski/status/783502954036858880

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 04:16

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