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Are freaking scum. They should be lined up and shot. Some woman asking for money for some unknown charity asked me why I looked sad as I walked into a loving Whole Foods for a salad for lunch. I wasn't sad. Don't tell me how I feel you rear end in a top hat. Suck my freaking balls!!! I became sad however, because I realized that that person exists. I hope she walks into the ocean. Girl Scouts are 100% excepted from this however. Sell me all the cookies you like.
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I'm sorry you're a sad goon
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Oct 5, 2016 21:58
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EXCUSE ME ARE YOU REGISTERED TO VOTE????
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Would you like to buy some popcorn to support the Hitler You... I mean the Boy Scouts?
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Oct 5, 2016 21:59
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I've seen boy scouts trying to sell bullshit snacks like goldfish and chex mix at 5x the cost to raise money for D.A.R.E, I wanted to tell their dads to gently caress off and knock over their dumbass stand.
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Oct 5, 2016 22:01
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a bone to pick posted:I've seen boy scouts trying to sell bullshit snacks like goldfish and chex mix at 5x the cost to raise money for D.A.R.E, I wanted to tell their dads to gently caress off and knock over their dumbass stand.
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Oct 5, 2016 22:03
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When did Three Olives change his name to Chinatown
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*dresses like Santa and rings a bell. Smells like urine.*
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No loving joke, I know South Park gets poo poo for not catering to extreme leftwingers lately but their whole episode about "charity shaming" was right on the nose. What gets me the most is the junior sports teams that aren't actually selling anything, they just want you to give them money to go to their tournaments. It's like, no, forget fundraising, we're just going to have our kids beg for money because it's easier on us and we don't have to keep track of the finances. gently caress that, I sold candy bars out the rear end to go out of town to competitions.
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Oct 5, 2016 22:05
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Probably the most egregious example was a few weeks ago when some young woman asked me for donations to "help youths get a second chance at school" for some charity with no website or information and they took cash only. They asked if I could take money out for them. It was pretty obvious that a scam was occurring.
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Oct 5, 2016 22:11
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this one charity was asking for canned goods and I was like "haha idiots there's a grocery store like right behind you"
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Oct 5, 2016 22:15
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO SIGN UP FOR THE LOCAL NEWSPAPER!??! IT'S ONLY $40 A MONTH AND ALL THE NEWS IS 2 DAYS OLD!
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Oct 5, 2016 22:17
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the worst are the ones that claim they're trying to raise money for a relative's surgery
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Oct 5, 2016 22:24
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Well how was the salad
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Oct 5, 2016 22:26
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There is a smelly bum who hangs out in front of the CVS and he holds the door open for people. I never give him money, but he provides a service. Grocery store doors are automatic, though, so these people are just parasites who provide nothing to society. They are worse than a smelly bum.
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Oct 5, 2016 22:28
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ScratchAndSniff posted:There is a smelly bum who hangs out in front of the CVS and he holds the door open for people. I never give him money, but he provides a service. Grocery store doors are automatic, though, so these people are just parasites who provide nothing to society. They are worse than a smelly bum. what kind of cvs do you shop at where the doors aren't the automatic sliding doors
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Oct 5, 2016 22:30
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one summer I got a job standing outside grocery stores asking people to donate for planned parenthood it was horrible the worst job ever pretty much.
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ROFLburger posted:what kind of cvs do you shop at where the doors aren't the automatic sliding doors The kind with a bum who holds the door open.
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Oct 5, 2016 22:40
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"No." resolved.
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Pretty sure the three Mexican guys at the intersection have been raising money for the same funeral for years That kid is probably a skeleton by now
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Dely Apple posted:Pretty sure the three Mexican guys at the intersection have been raising money for the same funeral for years give them counterfeit money
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Dely Apple posted:Pretty sure the three Mexican guys at the intersection have been raising money for the same funeral for years Trump 2016
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T.S. Smelliot posted:Well how was the salad it was great i mnade a salad that included a hard boiled egg, bleu cheese, kalamata olives and a light balsamic dressing.
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Oct 5, 2016 22:48
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Well maybe she mistook your quest for a salad as you being a "sad lad". Did you ever think of that OP?
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Oct 5, 2016 22:53
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The popcorn that The Boy Scouts sell is trash rear end garbage and they should be ashamed. The Girl Scout murder the Boy Scouts on the snack front.
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Oct 5, 2016 22:55
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I hate the phrase "salad days". It's the dumbest loving phrase in the English language.
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Oct 5, 2016 22:56
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I have learned that people walking in the street with clipboards are all assholes. Don't trust them.
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:I hate the phrase "salad days". It's the dumbest loving phrase in the English language. youre mishearing it the term is actually for the stunned state of shock you get after she eats your rear end just right. thus, a 'daze'
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Oct 5, 2016 22:57
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I was sitting in my car in the parking lot one time and a guy walked up and made eye contact. After he got my attention he inquisitively held up his clipboard as if to say "hey i have this clipboard. would you be interested in putting your name on it" or "Hey, would you like to know what's on my clipboard?" I shook my head, as if to say "no" or "leave me alone" He left me alone and went and bothered people that were not in their cars.
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fishing with the fam posted:The popcorn that The Boy Scouts sell is trash rear end garbage and they should be ashamed. The Girl Scout murder the Boy Scouts on the snack front. That's what I'm saying, and then the money you give them perpetuates the failed drug war by going to the propagandists at D.A.R.E.
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Roctor posted:I have learned that people walking in the street with clipboards are all assholes. Don't trust them. is this your 2nd day outside or something?
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Oct 5, 2016 22:58
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i say "not from here, irish" in a really bad accent and then keep walking
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Oct 5, 2016 22:59
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One time I went to get lunch and on my way back I was carrying my lunch. A person on the street aggressively pointed at me and said loudly "I know THIS guy wants to give me money!" I walked past him without acknowledging that he said anything. I wish I had pointed back and said "I know THIS guy is about to be disappointed" or maybe said "no i don't" or something.
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Oct 5, 2016 23:00
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hth posted:is this your 2nd day outside or something? yes
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Oct 5, 2016 23:00
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Get this, i asked for permission to set up a voter registration booth at two grocery stores, and they both said no. Those people aren't even allowed to be there
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Oct 5, 2016 23:10
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The red cross can suck my dick but some supermarkets let small clubs set up outside for donations. And some of those I don't have a problem with. I hate when cashiers ASK you if you want to make a donation to whatever cause. It's like they are calling me out when I tell them 'no thankyou'. I always give the guys from the youth boxing gym a couple bucks though. They always set up a table with photos and trophies from their meets and whatnot. There will be a single dude there usually dressed very well no matter what time of year. Always a super nice guy. Boxing club guys, you do it right.
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PromethiumX posted:The red cross can suck my dick but some supermarkets let small clubs set up outside for donations. And some of those I don't have a problem with. I hate when cashiers ASK you if you want to make a donation to whatever cause. It's like they are calling me out when I tell them 'no thankyou'. its ok to say 'no thank you'
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the cashier will get over it in time
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Grown men who get panic attacks from a person asking them for change and then fume about it for hours or even days after are hilariously sad and deserve to be triggered constantly.
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Fund raisers sitting outside the supermarket/hardware stores (bunnings for example) selling hot dogs for $2.50 are also exempt because they're providing a critical service as well as raising money for sport teams, scouts and Hitler youth and good on em.
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