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Guy Mann posted:COOL, INTELLIGENT, SOPHISTICATED MIDDLE-AGED SOUTH PARK VIEWER: The problem with society today is that people are such huge pussies. Everybody wants their safe spaces and their trigger warnings, people just can't deal with the realities of every day life. It's absolutely disgusting how soft and ill-equipped people are for interacting with the real world. On one hand, charity scammers are dishonest charlatans which take advantage of people's good natures for their own needs while simultaneously competing with legit charities, and are connected to safe space politics in some way. On the other hand, people who mock them on the internet forums are also jerks Perhaps the truth is somewhere in the middle....?
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 14:43 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 12:09 |
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ScratchAndSniff posted:Would you like to buy some popcorn to support the Hitler You... I mean the Boy Scouts? I'll take the Hitler you know over the Hitler you don't.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 14:44 |
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wow that poor kid, he's had cancer for the last 8 years and he needs money desperately. it's also stopped the aging process for him, so tragic
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 16:11 |
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I have a micro penis so I get really angry at people asking me if I want to donate money to a charity at a till
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 16:34 |
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But yes no, I will totally donate to private school kids so their boys choir can perform in the loving Caribbean because young Chad needs to learn early that Aruba isn't interested in their talents so much as the tourism dollars.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 16:58 |
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No I don't want to donate to the Children's Leukemia Foundation thanks.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 17:31 |
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You know what's worse is when the cashiers solicit you at checkout.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 17:34 |
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As a kid I was instructed to get decently grubby then go down and sit in front of the grocery store with a box of kittens and try to give them away. It wasn't until I was a teenager that I realized this has happening once or twice a year every year was ridiculous and we should maybe spay/neuter some of the catswarm. It was essentially negative panhandling, passing our furry problems onto the townsfolk at large by appealing to their compassion for small dirty animals. It was also fun, I learned how to spot a mark in those years of cat-pushing
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 17:38 |
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Back when I was a student there was some guy on campus who asked me for money saying his car had run out of gas in the lot and was stuck. I didn't give him anything, and this decision was validated when I came across him again next week with the same story. He didn't seem to recognize me so he must have been asking a lot of people for that gas money for his now-week-long-stranded car!
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 17:45 |
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The Groper posted:As a kid I was instructed to get decently grubby then go down and sit in front of the grocery store with a box of kittens and try to give them away. It wasn't until I was a teenager that I realized this has happening once or twice a year every year was ridiculous and we should maybe spay/neuter some of the catswarm. It was essentially negative panhandling, passing our furry problems onto the townsfolk at large by appealing to their compassion for small dirty animals. drat you know at least some of those kittens ended up as some lovely brat's rag dolls, poor things.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 17:48 |
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People who sell you tamales in supermarket parking lots, on the other hand...
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 18:05 |
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Sex Falcon posted:sorry you eat salad like a weakling, OP post your bench PR
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 18:08 |
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Baby Babbeh posted:People who sell you tamales in supermarket parking lots, on the other hand... People who provide goods or services in exchange for money are cool with me. Its those filthy people with their hands out that piss me off. Every few days I'll tape some quarters or dollar bills into my taint region and use that for charity. The quality of the cash will finally match the means in which it was earned.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 18:10 |
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TheLightPurges posted:People who provide goods or services in exchange for money are cool with me. Its those filthy people with their hands out that piss me off. You seem like a bitter loving loser with a girlfriend, if you have one, that is just waiting to jump ship.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 18:11 |
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shes pretty happy I think. sounds like projection to me
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 18:13 |
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TheLightPurges posted:shes pretty happy I think. sounds like projection to me Fat people need love too apparently.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 18:16 |
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in college my roommate bought a stereo from two dudes in a parking lot
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 18:19 |
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Just walk past them or throw some change their way, why would even waste time caring about this poo poo?
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 18:20 |
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Chinatown posted:post your bench PR 420lbs. Or 69lbs. Whichever is funniest
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 18:21 |
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Fat people need love too apparently. I and her are a healthy weight. Sounds like more projection.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 18:24 |
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Captain Yossarian posted:420lbs. Or 69lbs. Whichever is funniest
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 18:26 |
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TheLightPurges posted:I and her are a healthy weight. Sounds like more projection. Woah, don't be so defensive about it bro. Why are you so desperate to prove yourself to me?
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 18:27 |
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Why are you so desperate to imagine me as some weird unrelated combination of negative traits because you took offense to an internet post?
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 18:28 |
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TheLightPurges posted:Why are you so desperate to imagine me as some weird unrelated combination of negative traits because you took offense to an internet post? I'm just making observations. It seems I have triggered you somehow.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 18:31 |
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You've lost this exchange.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 18:51 |
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a bone to pick posted:I've seen boy scouts trying to sell bullshit snacks like goldfish and chex mix at 5x the cost to raise money for D.A.R.E, I wanted to tell their dads to gently caress off and knock over their dumbass stand. no one should be raising money for alex "dare" levert
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 18:52 |
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TheLightPurges posted:You've lost this exchange. What does that mean?
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 18:54 |
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:What does that mean? Means you have some slippery quarters comin your way.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 19:04 |
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The Groper posted:As a kid I was instructed to get decently grubby then go down and sit in front of the grocery store with a box of kittens and try to give them away. It wasn't until I was a teenager that I realized this has happening once or twice a year every year was ridiculous and we should maybe spay/neuter some of the catswarm. It was essentially negative panhandling, passing our furry problems onto the townsfolk at large by appealing to their compassion for small dirty animals. where did you live? was this in a rural area? Falun Bong Refugee posted:You seem like a bitter loving loser with a girlfriend, if you have one, that is just waiting to jump ship. so hostile dude chill brooooooooo Chinatown posted:in college my roommate bought a stereo from two dudes in a parking lot this sort of scam has been around for awhile Rambling Robot posted:I live in a condo and hate people who are poor. donald j. trump Guy Mann posted:COOL, INTELLIGENT, SOPHISTICATED MIDDLE-AGED SOUTH PARK VIEWER: The problem with society today is that people are such huge pussies. Everybody wants their safe spaces and their trigger warnings, people just can't deal with the realities of every day life. It's absolutely disgusting how soft and ill-equipped people are for interacting with the real world. sir this is a mcdonalds. can i take your order?
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 19:11 |
I think ya'll are only so upset by it because it reminds you of your own guilty feelings or something. Just give em what you've got in your pocket and if it isn't anything just smile and say "sorry man next time."
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 19:16 |
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That Robot posted:this sort of scam has been around for awhile ya i know. we actually used that stereo for like 2 years and it was perfectly fine lol
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 19:23 |
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"Sorry, not today" or "No thank you" what the gently caress is wrong with you retards?
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 19:36 |
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Roylicious posted:I think ya'll are only so upset by it because it reminds you of your own guilty feelings or something. Just give em what you've got in your pocket and if it isn't anything just smile and say "sorry man next time." nah it's cos we know most beggars are scammers who just want the money to spend on booze or crack there's a super-skinny african-american lady who hangs out at a train stop I pass by a lot. she asks people for money, follows them and talks poo poo about them. she even hit me with a small grocery bag for ignoring her. she sucks and it's obvious that she's a crackhead
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 19:39 |
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supermarket solicitation, paid initiative signature gatherers, and actual bums don't annoy me nearly as much as the charity group(s) that have a seemingly unending parade of young people stationed on street corners trying to engage passersby with the same lovely scripts and forced enthusiasm day in and day out I work downtown and they're stationed such that it is extremely difficult to duck out of the office for lunch or a quick walk between meetings without someone trying to accost me for "just a moment" of my time- having people try to hit you up for the same thing every day, multiple times per day is annoying as gently caress and makes it difficult to even muster up a mild pleasantry it will also never get better because the job appears to burn people out almost instantly, meaning they'll never recognize people who are in the area daily or the sorts of people who have heard it too many loving times before I used to feel vaguely bad for the volunteers youthful enthusiasm and good intentions being met with near universal coldness, but now I just hope its a useful learning opportunity
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 19:49 |
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GAYS FOR DAYS posted:"Sorry, not today" or "No thank you" thats what i say i still hate them PISS
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 19:50 |
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One day while I was waiting at a red light, a man came walking past my car. He had a cardboard sign that read, "Why lie? I need a drink!" I gave him a dollar.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 20:38 |
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Chomp8645 posted:Back when I was a student there was some guy on campus who asked me for money saying his car had run out of gas in the lot and was stuck. I ran into a guy with the same story about running out of gas (but also saying he worked here but lived like 2 hours away). Nah man if you really commuted four hours every day you wouldn't forget gas money. He was a really charismatic black guy who would open with "You're not scared of black people are you?" and a big belly laugh for like three or four years so I guess he must have caught a lot of guilty fish with that one.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 21:08 |
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King Possum III posted:One day while I was waiting at a red light, a man came walking past my car. He had a cardboard sign that read, "Why lie? I need a drink!" ah yes, the old "I'm not scamming you" scam. Classic.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 21:12 |
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Thank you friend that is a good gif. While your checking out would you like to round up your purchase for some loving stupid charity?
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 21:14 |
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i want to give the cute kids money for their summer quiddich camp or whatever but I don't carry cash, this is 2016 in canada, take plastic goddammit
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