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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
so if there's no guillotines, no napoleon, no Andre the Giant, and no robespierre, so why would anyone care about this exceedingly boring sounding story?

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Arrrthritis
May 31, 2007

I don't care if you're a star, the moon, or the whole damn sky, you need to come back down to earth and remember where you came from
Why did you guys decide to set this game during the French Revolution, anyways?

Original_Z
Jun 14, 2005
Z so good
Will the game use the French Revolutionary calendar?

New Zealand can eat me
Aug 29, 2008

:matters:


hyperdevbox posted:

First of all, I apologize for not replying about the guillotines and the paper bags. But as I mentioned before, THERE WILL BE NO GUILLOTINES.
We don't want any beheading of any sort in the game, even if it means less sales.



I found this picture on OP's desktop, don't believe his cover story.

THERE WILL BE GUILLOTINES IN THE GAME, AND YOU CAN BREED WITH THEM

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

There will be guillotines in this game. One of the developers is an IRL friend of mine, and he says everyone but the OP wants guillotines.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

FactsAreUseless posted:

There will be guillotines in this game. One of the developers is an IRL friend of mine, and he says everyone but the OP wants guillotines.

that's great, glad they've decided to bend to the will of the public, I love inside scoops like this

yo mamma a Horus
Apr 7, 2008

Nap Ghost
i freaking hate guillotines

but i freaking really like hooded executioners

to breed with

Ayn Marx
Dec 21, 2012

Ah oui putain c'est une bonne idée ça

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

So tell me why I should buy this game and WWE 2K17 when 2K17 has Andre The Giant™ in it but this game does not?

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Arrrthritis posted:

Why did you guys decide to set this game during the French Revolution, anyways?

To guillotine a shitload of people, of course!

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender

Mister Adequate posted:

To guillotine a shitload of people, of course!

I have... grave news for you, monsieur.

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
If your guy gets on a horse, does that mean he moves like a horse in Chess (the game)?

Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 5, 2006

You know. Leather.
Some told me this was the thread to be if I wanted to play a sweet game about guillotines and the breeding thereof. Am I too late?

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

that's great, glad they've decided to bend to the will of the public, I love inside scoops like this
Well, they had to. The public has guillotines.

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
Hey OP, I've been F5'ing Steam like crazy for a bout 3 days and I don't see the Game on there please give me the game and some guillotines if you have any Thanks in Advance.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Is this game atleast gonna have ULTRA-VIOLENCE in it? I mean, it doesn't really seem to have anything going for it and the inclusion of ULTRA-VIOLENCE is in my opinion the best way to make a game appealing.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Is a savate based build viable?

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

FactsAreUseless posted:

Well, they had to. The public has guillotines.

Heads will roll if this game doesn't adhere to the strictest of anime tropes

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Heads will roll if this game doesn't adhere to the strictest of anime tropes

It's cool, the art that OP posted showed that it certainly will.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Gimbal lock posted:

It's cool, the art that OP posted showed that it certainly will.

Ma petite soeur ne peut pas être si mignonne!

Playstation 4
Apr 25, 2014
Unlockable Ben
I heard dear esteemed gamedev that you were making a game in France without guillotines. If this is so would you consider porting it to the Game Filip, the console for children without necks?

Farg
Nov 19, 2013
will you have a really cool final boss? Some really cool final bosses are the ones from persona 3, the one from persona 4, and the one from persona 5 (Yaldabaoth, God of Order and Pride who masquerades as Igor for most of the game, for you fellow jrpg fans who haven't played yet). Anyways what will the final boss be

Modedit: use spoilers idiot

Somebody fucked around with this message at 13:59 on Nov 23, 2016

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

Farg posted:

will you have a really cool final boss? Some really cool final bosses are the ones from persona 3, the one from persona 4, and the one from persona 5 (Yaldabaoth, God of Order and Pride who masquerades as Igor for most of the game, for you fellow jrpg fans who haven't played yet). Anyways what will the final boss be

A guillotine.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Farg posted:

Anyways what will the final boss be

Hull Kogan

Other Barry
Jun 5, 2012


Dinosaur Gum
Make a cameo by thomas jefferson as a black rapper, the kids love that

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Other Barry posted:

Make a cameo by thomas jefferson as a black rapper, the kids love that

Call him Jhomas Tefferson just in case his estate gets salty, though.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Other Barry posted:

Make a cameo by thomas jefferson as a black rapper, the kids love that

That's only spelled with one 'p' fyi

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

That's only spelled with one 'p' fyi

okay, jesus christ, pthomas jefferson you loving pedant

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

yo mamma a Horus posted:

i freaking hate guillotines

LAST TIME I CHECKED this forum was a bigot-free zone.

Justin Credible
Aug 27, 2003

happy cat


Maybe that's what the game is actually about and the OP doesn't want to spoil it. For that I commend them. However, I will spoil it. This is about the true story of the persecution of guillotines and the struggle of one young man to free them from the bonds of trees and rock and allow them to rise to the glory of their truth, shining and bright, thanks to the tireless efforts of one of France's most prolific Social Justice Warriors who has remain largely unknown until now.

Shine on, Leandre. Shine on.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
how do they avoid guillotine in something set in France? even today they use those things for almost everything, slicing bread, dicing veggies, brushing their hair, getting to work, making firewood, it's hard to think of something a frenchmen doesn't do without using some sort of modified guillotine.

Ayn Marx
Dec 21, 2012

True. My mobile phone is guillotine-powered.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmdP1qTjGZY

hyperdevbox
Aug 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

darkhand
Jan 18, 2010

This beard just won't do!
is this game any good, don't guile me op

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
GOTY 2013 once it comes out next week.

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider

hyperdevbox posted:

By the way, our #dailyquiz about Thermidor's characters will end this coming Monday (31st), but you still have a chance to win a framed picture of Léandre signed by our staff.

I really want this framed anime of this promising unreleased jrpg indy game on my mantle to boost my Scene credit and keep as as an investment, but I've never registered to Facebook or Instagram or Google because they'll steal my personal information and sell my prize-winning identity. Is there another way that I can win the signed anime?

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider
Also, if I win the prize, can it be redeemed anonymously?

Prawned
Oct 25, 2010

Suggestion: change the name of the game to GUILLOTINE!

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FairyNuff
Jan 22, 2012

bless you, op

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