Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012

Sorely disappointed. I was expecting this to be an RPG with high-end kitchen appliances as the main characters

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012

Anticheese posted:

You can't cook with a guillotine though? :confused:

There are no guillotines, no built in ranges, no gas cooktops. This is literally a slap in the face

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012

guillotines

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012

It seems like the dev team lacks consumer trust, and I think I know how to fix that: testimonials! Here's mine:

"hi im an astronaut and i can say with utmost professional confidence that this thermador gas cooktop is out of this world !!" - forums user alarumklok

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012

King Doom posted:

Oh god. It's gone from funny to having a poor little girl with polio telling you how one day she's going to be a ballerina dancer.

That is still pretty funny actually

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012

It's okay it isn't Christmas anymore we can be dicks again

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012

They ran off with the money and our forums dreams

  • Locked thread