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Chomp8645 posted:

The whole game.

:drat:

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I wasn't sure on this, but the character with the arm-mounted guillotine-launching gun sold me.

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I pirated "acquired" (heh heh) the pre-alpha of this game and found out there are no H-scenes! WTF?

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You're losing your Princess Bride fanbase with that one. Ouch.

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Mister Adequate posted:

To guillotine a shitload of people, of course!

I have... grave news for you, monsieur.

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My one wish before I die is to play a JRPG with guillotines. It looks like I will leave this earthly realm incomplete.

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I can't wait for this game, which has guillotines.

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This game is guillotined to be awesome. :grin:

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#NotMyRevolutionaryFranceJRPG

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My immersion is ruined. Thanks assholes.

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hyperdevbox posted:

I do apologize, but from now on, any person that mentions guillotines or perverted stuff will be put into the ignore list, and therefore won't have any of their future comments/questions replied by us.

Heads will roll because of this decision.

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DoctorStrangelove posted:

The thread or the game?

The thread, we all know games can't be art.

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:siren: GUILLOTINE CONFIRMED :siren: I REPEAT, :siren: GUILLOTINE CONFIRMED :siren:

As a bonus for preordering Thermidor JRPG, you will soon gain access to a companion in the story with a... unique way to dispatching foes. Our prayers have been answered!

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Arrrthritis posted:

When hyperdevbox finds out who did this, heads are going to roll.

I already made that joke. Make a different one.

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In Revolutionary France, it was common to execute criminals and political dissidents by placing their head in stocks, and allowing a weighted, sharp blade to fall upon their neck, decapitating them. The head was then paraded around. In fact, a king was killed this way. It was very bloody. The device of execution was known as a guillotine.

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staberind posted:

Oh, hey guys, I'm sorry, I was out buying tequila, what was the thread title changed to, and why does it totally not mention guillotines anymore?

They don't want to seem too proud by boasting about their game's main feature.

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When are we going to get an update on the status concerning revolutionary French devices of execution, OP?

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Could the mods/admins do whatever they can to contact Hyperdevbox? He/she hasn't posted in a few days, I am concerned about the fate of Thermidor JRPG.

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If the OP doesn't post soon I think we need to ban him and erase any traces of this thread, and Thermidor JRPG.

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5.

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If I ever sire a child, I am going to name it Guillotine, in honor of Thermidor JRPG.

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Mating mode, lol

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*mashes the A button*

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this is a stickup posted:

After the extensive outreach program we've seen here on the hip internet web spot "Something Awful", I think it's safe to say, pouring their entire company's resources into registering an account with kickstarter is absolutely the kind of quality we should be expecting.

I hope one of the stretch goals is a collector's edition guillotine. Maybe even a set with different outfits! can any of the devs please confirm this so I can get my wallet ready?

$1,000,000 stretch goal: a Thermidor JRPG developer gets Guillotined, streamed on Twitch!

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hyperdevbox posted:

Someone changed the thread title again FFS

Keep your cool. Nobody likes a developer with a loose head.

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I wanted to play a Beat Them All but you guys had to go and ruin it. :mad:

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