Smoking weed with grandma

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Admiral_eX_laX: Historically Inaccurate

Life Alert, but for weed

# ? Oct 7, 2016 22:56

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social vegan

Ride The Gravitron posted:

Help! I'm high and I can't get up

# ? Oct 7, 2016 22:58

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

Grandma: I'm smokeing weed

Me: Me too.
Grandma: We're smoking weed together

Me: We are

Grandma: Who could have imagined it?
Me: [worried] Imagined what?
Grandma: That we would be smoeking weed.

Me: [relieved] Oh. I thought you meant something else.
Grandma: I didn't.
Me: You meant that we're smoking weed together.
Grandma: That's what I meant.
Me: Pretty funny, that we're doing that.
Grandma: You think so?
Me: I do.
Grandma: Now that I think about it, me too.
Me: Well, it was nice smokeing weed with you but now I have to go.
Grandma: I'm so lonely.
Me: You want me to turn on the TV before I leave?
Grandma: Growing old is a horror.
Me: You want HGTV or...
Grandma: I've never been anything to you but a nice old lady, but there's so much more to me.
Me: I learned that today, by smoking weed with you.
Grandma: Ok, that's good to know, but I am still lonely.
Me: Me too.
Grandma: Stay here and smoke more weed with me.
Me: I can't. I told Todd I would pick up his shift.
Grandma: I'll see you later, I guess.
Me: Later days, Grandma.
Grandma: Goodbye.
Me: [in the car, driving away] Smoking weed with grandma is funny.

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# ? Oct 8, 2016 03:57

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

My grandma's dead, so I just smoke weed with my cat, who I named Grandma.

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# ? Oct 8, 2016 04:03

Ride The Gravitron: by FactsAreUseless

Grandma gives you Little they're pillow she made rust reads "home is where the hash is"

# ? Oct 8, 2016 05:47

Manifisto

misty mountaintop posted:

Grandma: I'm smokeing weed
Me: Me too.
Grandma: We're smoking weed together
Me: We are
Grandma: Who could have imagined it?
Me: [worried] Imagined what?
Grandma: That we would be smoeking weed.
Me: [relieved] Oh. I thought you meant something else.
Grandma: I didn't.
Me: You meant that we're smoking weed together.
Grandma: That's what I meant.
Me: Pretty funny, that we're doing that.
Grandma: You think so?
Me: I do.
Grandma: Now that I think about it, me too.
Me: Well, it was nice smokeing weed with you but now I have to go.
Grandma: I'm so lonely.
Me: You want me to turn on the TV before I leave?
Grandma: Growing old is a horror.
Me: You want HGTV or...
Grandma: I've never been anything to you but a nice old lady, but there's so much more to me.
Me: I learned that today, by smoking weed with you.
Grandma: Ok, that's good to know, but I am still lonely.
Me: Me too.
Grandma: Stay here and smoke more weed with me.
Me: I can't. I told Todd I would pick up his shift.
Grandma: I'll see you later, I guess.
Me: Later days, Grandma.
Grandma: Goodbye.
Me: [in the car, driving away] Smoking weed with grandma is funny.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Oct 8, 2016 12:41

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Grandma gets the 10% discount, we get 110% of the fun

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Oct 8, 2016 13:39

mysterious frankie: This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

me: smoking weed with my gam gam.
grandma: that's right, but you're under arrest because your gammers is AN UNDERCOVER COP! *whips out gun*
me: wait, why? we live in Denver.
grandma: oh... oh yeah...
grandma:...well I still really am an undercover cop...
grandma:...you gotta admit that's pretty cool *puts gun back in knit holster*

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# ? Oct 8, 2016 14:19

mysterious frankie: This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

me: why doesn't grandpa ever smoke with us?
grandma: that doddering old bitch went straight edge in 2003
grandpa: *sits in corner listening to minor threat, drawing x's on his hands*

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# ? Oct 8, 2016 14:26

Peanut and the Gang: by exmarx

bacalou posted:

grandma: try this new strain I developed

me, after much bubbling and disbelief: ...werthers originals????

mysterious frankie posted:

grandma: I'm so high right now, deary... *gets excited look on her face*

grandma:...that... *gets even more excited*

grandma:...I feel like I'm gonna... *gets so excited. just too excited*

me:...oh god, here it comes.

grandma:... have a GRAND MAW SEIZURE, AHAHAHA

me: oh wow, eesh.

dad: *pops head around corner wearing beer hat and smoking joint* ahahahahaha

me: did you have something to do with this?

dad: I totally did!

grandma: he totally did! nice one, son!

dad: thanks mom!

me: I'm mortified.

dad: hi mortified, I'm dad! hahaha

grandma: hi dad, I'm grand maw seizure! I'm a seizure! hahaha

me: you two are the worst, lol

everyone: lol

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# ? Oct 8, 2016 15:16

Peanut and the Gang: by exmarx

Grandma knits u a sweater out of hemp.

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# ? Oct 8, 2016 15:19

Peanut and the Gang: by exmarx

Grandma's doing a crossword and every ACROSS is "A four letter word for marijuana"

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# ? Oct 8, 2016 15:20

Peanut and the Gang: by exmarx

Grandma's looking at the turned off 20inch box TV and says "I'll take WEED for 800, Alex"

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# ? Oct 8, 2016 15:22

Manifisto

grandma watching the qvc channel and commenting on which items can be made into a bong

(it's all of them)

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Oct 8, 2016 15:36

social vegan

g'ma: *nudges your ribs*

# ? Oct 8, 2016 15:50

Bhauk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7RZW6d_LzE

# ? Oct 8, 2016 16:28

Bhauk

me: grandma my imaginary girlfriends say I should smoke more weed
grandma: I am your imaginary girlfriend
grandma: pack me another bowl

# ? Oct 8, 2016 16:29

Fredflonston

Me: "Hey memaw I got some budweisers if you want something to wash down that dank."

Memaw: "I only either smoke or drink. I don't want to get crossfaded."

# ? Oct 8, 2016 16:50

Peanut and the Gang: by exmarx

social vegan posted:

g'ma: *nudges your ribs*

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# ? Oct 9, 2016 01:21

Piso Mojado

social vegan posted:

g'ma: *nudges your ribs*

# ? Oct 9, 2016 01:39

Ahundredbux: The right to bear arms

gramma: smoke marijuana? ohh I don't know my child... I don't usually do such things.
*grandma pulls out epic smoke rig out of closet*

# ? Oct 9, 2016 09:41

Barnes And Body Works

Peanut and the Gang posted:

Grandma knits u a sweater out of hemp.

i want a grannysweater

Vanisher made my super slick sig.

# ? Oct 11, 2016 16:48

super mario batali: Dice-a the Mushroom

Splatmaster posted:

Over the river and through the woods,
Through grandmother's stash we toke!
The horse lost it's way while dragging the sleigh
'Cause it was downwind from all of the smoke!

Over the back yards of people we don't know
The horse is now out of it's mind!
I hate all this snow every drat where we go,
Please pass me some more of that kind!

On through a meadow and just missed a deer,
Grandmother's house isn't far,
We hit a bush while toking on kush,
Why the hell didn't we just use a car?

You can't smoke and drive and hope to survive
A DUI holiday checkpoint,
So have a horse drive a sleigh so you can just smoke away
With grandma and not end up in the joint!

# ? Oct 11, 2016 16:54

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD

*alternates between the dankest strains with a palate cleansing through maw maw's oxygen tank*

https://i.imgur.com/8cIhFxN.mp4

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# ? Oct 11, 2016 18:44

Ride The Gravitron: by FactsAreUseless

Take a puff of her inhaler when you can't stop coughing.

# ? Oct 11, 2016 19:21

social vegan

takes 10 years off my own life from the fumes when I try to do hot knitting needles

# ? Oct 11, 2016 19:45

Ride The Gravitron: by FactsAreUseless

social vegan posted:

speaking of baked
http://i.imgur.com/rTJaXhy.mp4

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# ? Nov 16, 2016 05:43

A Spider Covets

Grandma's prized bong resting upon a handmade doily

A Spider Covets fucked around with this message at 07:58 on Nov 17, 2016

# ? Nov 17, 2016 06:32

A Spider Covets

Precariously passing the joint with granny's Grabber Reacher

# ? Nov 17, 2016 06:34

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

A Spider Covets posted:

Grandma's prized bong resting upon a handmade doily

literally a thing in my house.

# ? Nov 17, 2016 21:10

social vegan

A Spider Covets posted:

Precariously passing the joint with granny's Grabber Reacher

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9g3b65yi0g&t=74s

# ? Nov 17, 2016 21:56

byob historian: I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

hamjobs posted:

literally a thing in my house.

why is that

# ? Nov 17, 2016 23:32

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

why is that

i have my dead nana's cool rear end hookah on a doily i tatted. rip nana

# ? Nov 18, 2016 02:23

Farecoal: There he go

misty mountaintop posted:

Grandma: I'm smokeing weed
Me: Me too.
Grandma: We're smoking weed together
Me: We are
Grandma: Who could have imagined it?
Me: [worried] Imagined what?
Grandma: That we would be smoeking weed.
Me: [relieved] Oh. I thought you meant something else.
Grandma: I didn't.
Me: You meant that we're smoking weed together.
Grandma: That's what I meant.
Me: Pretty funny, that we're doing that.
Grandma: You think so?
Me: I do.
Grandma: Now that I think about it, me too.
Me: Well, it was nice smokeing weed with you but now I have to go.
Grandma: I'm so lonely.
Me: You want me to turn on the TV before I leave?
Grandma: Growing old is a horror.
Me: You want HGTV or...
Grandma: I've never been anything to you but a nice old lady, but there's so much more to me.
Me: I learned that today, by smoking weed with you.
Grandma: Ok, that's good to know, but I am still lonely.
Me: Me too.
Grandma: Stay here and smoke more weed with me.
Me: I can't. I told Todd I would pick up his shift.
Grandma: I'll see you later, I guess.
Me: Later days, Grandma.
Grandma: Goodbye.
Me: [in the car, driving away] Smoking weed with grandma is funny.

# ? Nov 18, 2016 03:36

Ahundredbux: The right to bear arms

hamjobs posted:

i have my dead nana's cool rear end hookah on a doily i tatted. rip nana

its what she'd have wanted :shobon:

# ? Nov 18, 2016 12:15

MrWillsauce

rip indeed

# ? Nov 18, 2016 13:45

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Ahundredbux posted:

its what she'd have wanted

true, she would've been at the dispensary with me today smelling all the flowers, and then we could've gotten soup and tea and gone to the yarn store. nanas are the best weed buddies.

# ? Nov 19, 2016 03:47

man in the eyeball hat: Capture the opening of the portal that connects this earth of 3D to one earth of 4D or 5D. Going to the 5D.

MrWillsauce posted:

rip indeed

# ? Nov 19, 2016 07:34

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Grandma's sweet new dab rig was made by one of her friends on a senior citizens value bus trip to silver dollar city

# ? Nov 19, 2016 16:06

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 07:21

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Depends, but for the elderly who need a way to smuggle their weed into the VA hospital

# ? Nov 19, 2016 16:07

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