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Peanut and the Gang

by exmarx

bacalou posted:

grandma: try this new strain I developed

me, after much bubbling and disbelief: ...werthers originals????

mysterious frankie posted:

grandma: I'm so high right now, deary... *gets excited look on her face*

grandma:...that... *gets even more excited*

grandma:...I feel like I'm gonna... *gets so excited. just too excited*

me:...oh god, here it comes.

grandma:... have a GRAND MAW SEIZURE, AHAHAHA

me: oh wow, eesh.

dad: *pops head around corner wearing beer hat and smoking joint* ahahahahaha

me: did you have something to do with this?

dad: I totally did!

grandma: he totally did! nice one, son!

dad: thanks mom!

me: I'm mortified.

dad: hi mortified, I'm dad! hahaha

grandma: hi dad, I'm grand maw seizure! I'm a seizure! hahaha

me: you two are the worst, lol

everyone: lol

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Peanut and the Gang

by exmarx
Grandma knits u a sweater out of hemp.

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Grandma's doing a crossword and every ACROSS is "A four letter word for marijuana"

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Grandma's looking at the turned off 20inch box TV and says "I'll take WEED for 800, Alex"

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social vegan posted:

g'ma: *nudges your ribs*


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