Splatmaster posted:

Over the river and through the woods,
Through grandmother's stash we toke!
The horse lost it's way while dragging the sleigh
'Cause it was downwind from all of the smoke!

Over the back yards of people we don't know
The horse is now out of it's mind!
I hate all this snow every drat where we go,
Please pass me some more of that kind!

On through a meadow and just missed a deer,
Grandmother's house isn't far,
We hit a bush while toking on kush,
Why the hell didn't we just use a car?

You can't smoke and drive and hope to survive
A DUI holiday checkpoint,
So have a horse drive a sleigh so you can just smoke away
With grandma and not end up in the joint!