misty mountaintop posted:

Grandma: I'm smokeing weed
Me: Me too.
Grandma: We're smoking weed together
Me: We are
Grandma: Who could have imagined it?
Me: [worried] Imagined what?
Grandma: That we would be smoeking weed.
Me: [relieved] Oh. I thought you meant something else.
Grandma: I didn't.
Me: You meant that we're smoking weed together.
Grandma: That's what I meant.
Me: Pretty funny, that we're doing that.
Grandma: You think so?
Me: I do.
Grandma: Now that I think about it, me too.
Me: Well, it was nice smokeing weed with you but now I have to go.
Grandma: I'm so lonely.
Me: You want me to turn on the TV before I leave?
Grandma: Growing old is a horror.
Me: You want HGTV or...
Grandma: I've never been anything to you but a nice old lady, but there's so much more to me.
Me: I learned that today, by smoking weed with you.
Grandma: Ok, that's good to know, but I am still lonely.
Me: Me too.
Grandma: Stay here and smoke more weed with me.
Me: I can't. I told Todd I would pick up his shift.
Grandma: I'll see you later, I guess.
Me: Later days, Grandma.
Grandma: Goodbye.
Me: [in the car, driving away] Smoking weed with grandma is funny.