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| Getting wasted and pissing yourself with meemaw | |
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Oct 7, 2016 17:19
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Me, smokeing the WEED PLANT with grandma: Wowe grandma, I can't believe I'm finally smoking weed with you, after all these years. Grandma: [weed smokerishly] I told you we could do anything you want for your sixth birthday and Grandma doesn't gently caress around. ---------------- |
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Oct 7, 2016 17:27
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Me: I'm geeking out here, I can't believe I'm smoking weed with grandma. Children on the train: That woman is having a marijuana hallucination, which we learned about in school. ---------------- |
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Oct 7, 2016 17:36
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Grandma: I'm smokeing weed  Me: Me too. Grandma: We're smoking weed together Me: We are Grandma: Who could have imagined it? Me: [worried] Imagined what? Grandma: That we would be smoeking weed. Me: [relieved] Oh. I thought you meant something else. Grandma: I didn't. Me: You meant that we're smoking weed together. Grandma: That's what I meant. Me: Pretty funny, that we're doing that. Grandma: You think so? Me: I do. Grandma: Now that I think about it, me too. Me: Well, it was nice smokeing weed with you but now I have to go. Grandma: I'm so lonely. Me: You want me to turn on the TV before I leave? Grandma: Growing old is a horror. Me: You want HGTV or... Grandma: I've never been anything to you but a nice old lady, but there's so much more to me. Me: I learned that today, by smoking weed with you. Grandma: Ok, that's good to know, but I am still lonely. Me: Me too. Grandma: Stay here and smoke more weed with me. Me: I can't. I told Todd I would pick up his shift. Grandma: I'll see you later, I guess. Me: Later days, Grandma. Grandma: Goodbye. Me: [in the car, driving away] Smoking weed with grandma is funny. ---------------- |
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Oct 8, 2016 03:57
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My grandma's dead, so I just smoke weed with my cat, who I named Grandma.
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