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Jerry Mumphrey

by zen death robot

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grandma i don't mind you smoking my weed, but please get better at NHL 17 for the PS4, it isn't even fun when I win 10-0. no grandma, don't pick the arizona coyotes...

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Jerry Mumphrey

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

mysterious frankie posted:

grandma: I'm so high right now, deary... *gets excited look on her face*

grandma:...that... *gets even more excited*

grandma:...I feel like I'm gonna... *gets so excited. just too excited*

me:...oh god, here it comes.

grandma:... have a GRAND MAW SEIZURE, AHAHAHA

me: oh wow, eesh.

dad: *pops head around corner wearing beer hat and smoking joint* ahahahahaha

me: did you have something to do with this?

dad: I totally did!

grandma: he totally did! nice one, son!

dad: thanks mom!

me: I'm mortified.

dad: hi mortified, I'm dad! hahaha

grandma: hi dad, I'm grand maw seizure! I'm a seizure! hahaha

me: you two are the worst, lol

everyone: lol

mom: quit clowning around! supper is ready

grandma: gently caress ya i'm munchin hard

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