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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Imp Zone > Mafia IIII
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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

 Crit1kal ftw.

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net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

[getting into an epic crime drama argument with my le hot reddit wife who im poly no big deal btw with]

Her: I'm sick of this Johnny! I see you walk out the door every day not knowin' if you're gonna come home in a body bag that night! *throws Amiibo across the room*

Me: *picks up broken amiibo* This! Sweetheart is what pays the bills! This house, all your jewlery, it was all cause of this!

[scene cuts to me and the crew casing a security truck being loaded with ultra rare Sans the Undertale skeleton figurines]

Me: *puts on Kirby ski mask* You know the game boys, let's a-go.

[classic rock tune picks up]
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Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

 thanks to ZQ Every time Dusty Springfield - Son of a Preacher Man comes on this game I sing along but replace the lyrics with "...Was the son of a Pizza Man."

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Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

 A human trafficking victim just tried to call the cops on me for shooting one of the guys trying to buy him at auction

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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

thanks to ZQ Every time Dusty Springfield - Son of a Preacher Man comes on this game I sing along but replace the lyrics with "...Was the son of a Pizza Man."

lmfao Awesome.

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Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

[getting into an epic crime drama argument with my le hot reddit wife who im poly no big deal btw with]

Her: I'm sick of this Johnny! I see you walk out the door every day not knowin' if you're gonna come home in a body bag that night! *throws Amiibo across the room*

Me: *picks up broken amiibo* This! Sweetheart is what pays the bills! This house, all your jewlery, it was all cause of this!

[scene cuts to me and the crew casing a security truck being loaded with ultra rare Sans the Undertale skeleton figurines]

Me: *puts on Kirby ski mask* You know the game boys, let's a-go.

[classic rock tune picks up]

Lmfao.

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