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- can recite all of 'jay and silent bob strike back" from memory - each of my dogs is named after a member of guns n roses (past and present) - completed entire youtube training series "how to dab like the doctor: the whovian guide to getting high in the future" that's all I got for now, but I trust you guys can help me make this res all sorts of beefy (it's ok if they're not true) |
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-Was never once convicted of the things I did -Works well with others, but only in the break room -Works with minimum -Paid back Timmy from that time he hooked me up even though it wasn't a fair bet https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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- delivered three litters of puppies and one calf (separate occasions)
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- recipient of the advanced education graduation diploma from petsmart pet training program
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- sober for 7 1/2 weeks (from booze I mean)
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Put on a nice dry rub and let it sit for at least an hour before cooking, then use a lightly-buttered pan at the highest temperature your stove can do. If you've got cast iron, heat it up in the oven first. Sear it for no more than five minutes per side, and let it sit at least three before serving so the protein strands in the meat can reabsorb the juices. edit: sorry I think I misunderstood the thread title flavor.flv fucked around with this message at 19:09 on Oct 7, 2016
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-is actually a hyper-intelligent cow putting on a funny voice
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-Can recite the alphabet all the way to 'P' without slipping into a different language.
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Be sure to list that you have your index finger on the very beating heart of the zeitgeist through your associations with the somethingawful forums, the very beating heart of the internet and the 2,565th most popular site in the USA. |
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-only owns seasons 1-9 of the simpsons on dvd
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joke_explainer posted:Be sure to list that you have your index finger on the very beating heart of the zeitgeist through your associations with the somethingawful forums, the very beating heart of the internet and the 2,565th most popular site in the USA. lol like my forums affiliation isn't already on my resume my cover letters are just a printout of my rapsheet potential employers are super impressed when they see that i've been permabanned but i'm still posting social vegan posted:-cute face, thin waist, and a big behind this is dangerously close to "l.a. face w/ a oakland booty" and i'm hoping to work for one of the more woke-er companies, so courting controversy is risky business unfortunately  thank you tho bud
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